Monday, July 25, 2011

Fat Peolple Are Dying and Denying and The NAAFA Girls Are Lying

You're dying
There's no denying
Stop the crying
And stop the lying (to yourself)

Early grave
Rant and rave
For the save
You must behave

I ain't Shawn Hannity
And I ain't no manatee
So stop the insanity
And the shameless vanit
The fat has piled
Don't go wild
Or get all riled
Like a child

You waddle
I don't coddle
Baby bottle 

Skinny model
It's your fault
Not the salt
Put a halt
To the double malt
Stop talking
Start walking
You're hulking
Stop balking


Proud Plumpette offers a rebuttal.

Uh. Uh.
I'm fat.
What you gonna do about that?
You can't make me walk,
All you got is shit talk.

I got food.
And I'm in the mood,
to eat a double and a triple
and the fries with the ripples.
Check out that meat skirt!

I got guts.
And a big gut too.
Got a panny, big as granny,
And I wear a muumuu.
Don't bother shaving my legs,
I smell like hardboiled eggs.
I do my hair and my nails,
I swear I'm a glamour whale.
I'm big and beautiful,
you better believe my mouth is full
Of rhymes and sweets,
I'll bust a cap if I don't eat. 

Sunday, July 24, 2011

RNY Kills 2.5 Patients Within The First 30 Days

One thing the NAFAM (New American Fat Acceptance Movement) and NAAFA agree on is that weight loss surgery is a bad thing. NAFAM thinks it's a bad thing because it kills to many people and destroys the lives of the people who get it. If it were safe NAFAM would not oppose it. NAFFA is against it because it makes fat people skinny and that is because the only skinny people they don't hate are the skinny guys who like to pork fat girls.

Bad medicine is lucrative medicine. The high mortality rate also means a high complication rate and a high complication rate means more opportunities to rip off fatlings.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Reverend Burn Demands Proof From Obama That bin Laden is Dead

At Bigger Fatter Politics we cover news and politics from and fat centric perspective. The Reverend Burn asks an important question; WHERE THE PROOF that skinny bean pole camel humping fuck bin Laden is dead.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Disgusting Fat People by Reverend Burn

Since our spiritual leader Reverend Big Lard Ass has been on sabbatical I Fat Bastard have invited Reverend Burn to Bigger Fatter Politics and Bigger Fatter Blog. Proud FA and I agree that we want to include a religious perspective to our political blog and Bigger Fatter Blog.

Check out  Reverend Burn's You Tube Channel. 

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

Bigger Bellies Mean Smaller Brains?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of science so I am not going to act like the NAAFA wackos and cry foul. I am going to look at the positives of this study and comment on them throughout the article.

A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. Their brains look 16 years older than the brains of lean individuals, researchers said today.
Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.

Fat Bastard opines: If it were not for food life would suck. Thinking and intellectual pursuits only get us in trouble. Why think when you can eat! Mindless eating is GOOD!

The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent "severe brain degeneration," said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.

"That's a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer's and other diseases that attack the brain," said Thompson. "But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer's, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control."

The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.
Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It's also been shown to reduce sexual activity.

More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.

Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).

Fat Bastard pontificates: The frontal lobe is the part of the brain that causes people to be inhibited. Uninhibited people are happy. Fat girls are sluts and men love sluts.

"The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older," Thompson said.

Fat Bastard comments: With age comes maturity so this sounds like a good thing.

Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.

The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Google Search Proves It! Fat Girls ARE Sluts

Google Proves That Fat Girls ARE Sluts!
This is the most "tame" image I could find!
I have more proof that fat girls are sluts. Using the following search terms.

Fat MILF gets About 9,850,000 results (0.30 seconds)

Skinny MILF gets About 3,590,000 results (0.15 seconds)

Skinny Woman returns About 8,610,000 results (0.63 seconds) 99% fully clothed women.

Fat Woman returns About 30,800,000 results (0.25 seconds) most showing beaver or tits.

This proves two things. Fat girls are bigger sluts and they have a better body image than skinny women.

I'm not complaining because like every red blooded American male I love sluts. The point I am making is quite simple.
Happy moon faced mama!
Fat girls do not have low "self-esteem" and they are far more sluttish than skinny women.

This is important because the ole girls NAAFA network would like you to believe that fat females suffer from low self esteem and poor body image. Clearly this is NOT the case. Other data shows that fat girls are far more promiscuous.

About a couple weeks ago, you might have heard about a study out of the University of Hawaii that found overweight and obese women (BMI>25) had ‘more sex’ than normal-weighted ones. The study was all over the news because it challenged what we would generally believe – after all, ‘skinny’ women are hotter, so they should have more sex.

The study surveyed over 7,000 women aged 15-44 about their sexual habits, and a higher percentage of the larger women reported having had sex. The researchers admitted they were surprised. “These results were unexpected and we don’t really know why this is the case,” said lead researcher Dr Bliss Kaneshiro.

If you bring together the two parts, it seems obvious why overweight and obese women would have more sex. Because of a lack of impulse control, the hefty ladies are more likely to say ‘yes’ to a man’s advances.

The study had surveyed about 7000 women aged 16-44 about their sexual habits and women who had a higher BMI (body mass index) reportedly had more sex then women that fell in a normal BMI index. The people conducting the survey found the results to be surprising and unexpected. Tell that to a million dollar porn industry solely based on BBW‘s.

According to a study published in the British Medical Journal, people who are obese are less likely to have been sexually active in the past year, but surprisingly, they're more likely than people with an average body weight to have sexually transmitted diseases and unplanned pregnancies. I'm no rocket scientist, but something tells me those are the results of not practicing safe sex.

Researchers in France surveyed 12,364 men and women between the ages of 18 and 69. Half of the participants were in the normal weight range, while the rest were overweight or obese. The survey showed that obese women were 30 percent less likely to have had sex at all in the past year, while obese men were 70 percent less likely to have had more than one sexual partner.

Research presented at the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists 58th Annual Clinical Meeting last month backs up these findings. Data from the CDC's Youth Risk Behavior Survey shows that obese and overweight adolescent girls are less likely to use condoms or other birth control methods.

Impulsiveness, the very thing that makes fat girls sluts is the reason they go down like submarines. Food sluts are sluts. Chalk it up to high self-esteem. Past research has showed that obesity is related to poor body image, which now has been proven to be bunk. High-risk sexual behavior, like unsafe sex shows that the same lack on inhibitions that makes fat girls fat and gluttonous make them more promiscuous. And it's not just women. The survey also showed that obese men were much more apt to have had an STD, despite fewer sexual partners. Fat guys don't get laid much.

Comment by Fat Bastard:

Boom shakka lakka that yeasty gash
Boom shakka lakka got a funky rash
Boom shakka lakka whatcha gonna do?
Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew.



FATTY at the FAT by Fat Bastard

FATTY at the FAT

The outlook isn't brilliant for Americans today;
Three quarters are fat or obese I am sad to say,
To doctors and weight loss gurus it's a money making game
All they offer fat folks is more and more of the silly same

A waddling herd goes to McDonalds. The rest
Cling to that hope which springs eternal in a Kentucky Fried Chicken breast;
They thought, "If only miracle could get their metabolisms out of whack
They'd spend lots of money now, on an Atkins style quack."

But Atkins died a big fat pig, a charlatan and fake,
And Jenny Craig says it OK to eat a lot of cake;
So upon that stricken multitude of lemmings oh so fat;
Comes Dr Phil without a pill but a major bastard rat.

Though Dr Phil paid huge fines to the FTC, his books
Get published by Slimon and Shyster another bunch of crooks.
And when the lemmings read his books they continue to get fat,
I bet they need another book. Do you think it might be that?

400,000 Americans this year will see an early grave
Simply because when it comes to food they choose not to behave
They waddle to the doctor to get their insulin,
Fatty pays a fortune and big pharma cashes in.

There is this sleaze in doctor's manner because he knows his place;
Is to bilk the patient's HMO and put a smile on his face.
Responding to the jeers, he says, "Your reaction is quite odd.
M. D. stands for Me Deity. In other words, I'm God."

Now on insulin and statin drugs Fatty enjoys all food.
But don't be late with his dinner plate it may effect his mood.
He knows now that he's not too fat he's happy to report,
He tells the world he can't wipe his butt cause his arms are just to short.

Walking to the parking lot he'll wheeze and gasp for air,
Knowing that the paramedics can quickly be right there.
Close by a Gold's Gym beckons to the healthy and the fit
"That ain't my style," said Fatty, "I'd rather eat and sit.
From the realm of reality came a sane and sober voice,
That said that being fat and sick and gluttonous really was a choice.
We are not made fat by our genes or the stress that comes with life
And it's OK to complain about your fat and lazy wife.

Perhaps this trend towards obesity could be a moral failing;
A symptom of a society that is weak and sick and ailing
Ask A fatty why he's fat and he will tell a lie.
Ask him if he eats too much, it's something he'll deny.

"Fraud!" cried the maddened voice, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from a Fatty and the audience was awed.
"How dare anyone imply it is my fault", an angry Fatty roared!
"I eat because I'm hungry and I eat because I'm bored".

A sneer has fled from Fatty's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his fork upon the dinner plate.
And now the waiter holds the tray and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Fatty's mighty blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Fatland — Mighty Fatty's heart crapped out.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

NAAFA Girls are Man Hating Racsits

Fat Acceptance Women Are Jealous Man Hating Racists

One of my best friends and a great friend to the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (FAFAM) is the Chef. The Chef is a very successful man and a man of color as well as a very colorful man.

While it is true that fat girls like Black men but in reality that are only using them for sex because the sexual prowess and the large penises of Black men are well known. Tupac put it best when he said skinny Niggas can really throw the dick but so can fat ones like the Chef.

In 2006 the Chef was kind enough to grace the Dimensions forum with his presence and share his vast knowledge of culinary advice with all the fatlings, feeders and feedees there. The men welcomed him with opened arms but the fat girls turned on this proud man of color simply because he stated that he, The Chef, "ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em" They gave the Chef a hard time for speaking in Ebonic which in itself was highly racist.

This above link is to a very long thread so I, Fat Bastard will only post a few highlights and low lights,

Here is the Chef's introductory post:

Big man, big appetite, no apologies!

The Chef is a big man with a big appetite, he ain't apologizin for that. The Chef is a big man because he has a big appetite and he has a big appetite because he is a big man. There ain't nothin wrong with folks havin a healthy appetite!

A few years ago the Chef posted at the NAAFA board. The Chef had many fine friends over there and the Chef was sad the see their fine board closed to the public. The Chef tried a few other SA forums but he could never find anything as good as the NAAFA. The Chef thought about the Dimensions site but was put off by the idea or feederism, but the Chef did some thinkin........ as a chef in real life, the Chef is a feeder. You see, the Chef cooks up fine dinners for many fine people 6 nights a week. The Chef knows that many of his customers are fat folks. The Chef serves larger than average portions of food and the big folks appreciate that. The Chef's place is well known for its hearty portions and fair prices. The Chef is proud of the reputation he has built for himself. The Chef owes much of his success to the fact that, like the Chef, big folks have big appetites and they enjoy eatin a lot of food. The Chef don't get no wood off it but the Chef does make a dollar off of the feedin of fat folks!

The Chef is gonna stick around here for a bit and check things out.

The Chef hopes to make many fine, new friends here!

Missaff Warmly Welcomes the Chef

Welcome aboard!

Dimensions is not solely about feeding people. We are from many walks of life and many background, and most of us are here because we appreciate the friendships and understanding from Fat Admiration. You will find we love food, and enjoy it, but we are also here for Size Acceptance and a place to feel welcome.

So... welcome!

The Chef Responds in Kind
The Chef thanks you for your warm welcome!

The Chef is glad this is more than feeder site. The Chef does like his ladies on the large side. He prefers his ladies on the rubenesque side and then some! BUT he ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em.

As a man of color, the Chef understands discrimination and knows that fat folks face it on a regular basis. SA is a movement that more big folks should become involved in.
 Then the racist angry man hating fat girls began their vicious cyber lynching of the Chef and oh boy does it get ugly!

Originally Posted by Ella Bella
How about using I and me every now and again? It's gonna be hard to take your posts seriously when you keep calling yourself The Chef. Makes me think of The Rock.
My fine, sexy Miss Ella, don't be so down on the Chef. The Chef ain't judgin nobody but how can yall talk about bein takin seriously when you got a picture of you in a thong dancin on a pole?

Don't get the Chef wrong, you got a fine plump ass and the Chef appreciates you showin it but the Chef don't see how you can preach about bein takin seriously when you stickin your fine sexy behind in peoples faces!

A particularly FUGLY fat girl Tina attacks the Chef and calls him a troll but she was really calling him a Nigger. chef is warned to keep himself in check. The chef hasn't made the friendliest of entrances now after that swipe, and given the latest troll invasion, and the reality that all new registrants within the last few days could be more of the same, the chef runs the risk of a very quick censure. Just so the chef knows.

  In other words ACT WHITE YOU NIGGER!

Originally Posted by SamanthaNY
Here's the deal, Sparky. It's pompous and arrogant to continue to use this third-person speech. Not only will people not take you seriously, it's a gimmick that's gonna wear quickly and move from amusing to unfunny to annoying.

I realize that you feel this is your "thing", but it's difficult for others to communicate with that manner of speaking/posting. You seem like a friendly fellow, so I'm merely suggesting that you reconsider your approach. Use the third-person on every third Sunday and/or holidays if you must.

The Chef does not feel that he is pompous or arrogant. The Chef is a humble man, a Christian man.

The Chef's daddy was a proud black man who taught the Chef to take pride in what he has accomplished.

It is the custom of some accomplished black men to speak in the third person. The Chefs personal style is his personal style. The Chef is deply sorry that you are offended by style of communication.

Originally Posted by SamanthaNY
Equal Time For Whitey!!
The Chef responded: .............and this aint a racist forum.......huh!

The Chef thinks that perhaps this strong young brother should take a gander at this thread and comment on weather or not he thinks there are racist overtones to what has been said to the Chef.
Samantha Lies and asks: You want an unbiased comment from a brother?


Originally Posted by THE CHEF
.............and this aint a racist forum.......huh
And LOOOK!!! He be one of them coloreds!

Originally Posted by mossystate
And on that thinks this thread needs to be closed.

Chef responds: Why? to cover up your racist comments?

Tina's Avatar

This is ridiculous. The only benefit to this thread is the cut aminals.

Thread closed due to racial slurs by chef. Totally non-productive thread.

You're outta the game, Chef.
Fellow Fatlings; there were no racial slurs on the part or the Chef. See it for your The racists closed the thread because the Chef is very smart and clever and he outed them. It is disgusting that an organization that claims to be for civil rights can be so racist.

 Closed Thread

Friday, July 1, 2011

Politics and Religion: What the Bible says about Liberals

What the Bible says about Liberals

God makes liberals fat.
The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
And since being fat is is sure sign of righteousness in the eyes of God, liberals are righteous people.
The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
Liberals are not vile, villainous, hypocrites that steal from the poor and hungry.
The vile person shall be no more called liberal ... For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practice hypocrisy ... to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail. -- Isaiah 32:5-6
Liberals distribute wealth from the rich to the poor.
For your liberal distribution ... unto all men ... Thanks be unto God. -- 2 Corinthians 9:13-15
FDR and the New Deal
And lastly, liberals devise and stand for liberal things.
The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand. -- Isaiah 32:8