Monday, July 25, 2011

Fat Peolple Are Dying and Denying and The NAAFA Girls Are Lying



You're dying
There's no denying
Stop the crying
And stop the lying (to yourself)





Early grave
Rant and rave
For the save
You must behave





I ain't Shawn Hannity
And I ain't no manatee
So stop the insanity
And the shameless vanit
y
http://www.ssbbw-magazine.com/profiles/images/SSBBW_mimi.jpg
The fat has piled
Don't go wild
Or get all riled
Like a child





You waddle
I don't coddle
Baby bottle 

Skinny model
http://www.lilithgallery.com/feminist/fashion/images/bonymodels1.jpg
It's your fault
Not the salt
Put a halt
To the double malt

http://broosely.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/choc_milkshake.jpg
Stop talking
Start walking
You're hulking
Stop balking





NEVER MIND... EAT! 

Proud Plumpette offers a rebuttal.

Uh. Uh.
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/314.jpg
I'm fat.
What you gonna do about that?
You can't make me walk,
All you got is shit talk.





I got food.
And I'm in the mood,
to eat a double and a triple
and the fries with the ripples.

http://www.drlinder.com/images/Media_CS1.jpg
Check out that meat skirt!

I got guts.
And a big gut too.
Got a panny, big as granny,
And I wear a muumuu.

http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu268/Fatties4Chris/Fatties%20For%20Chris/ssbbw-2dzsalynn-1.jpg
Don't bother shaving my legs,
I smell like hardboiled eggs.
I do my hair and my nails,
I swear I'm a glamour whale.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_brKAmzN3dNM/THcVhx2WF7I/AAAAAAAAAH0/5xvZNZzpXBA/s1600/ssbbw_bigfatchicks_01.jpg
I'm big and beautiful,
you better believe my mouth is full
Of rhymes and sweets,
I'll bust a cap if I don't eat. 

http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments104/pics_fat-woman-on-bench.jpg 

2 comments:

  1. Chea.

    Uh. Uh.

    I'm fat.
    What you gonna do about that?
    You can't make me walk,
    All you got is shit talk.

    I got food.
    And I'm in the mood,
    to eat a double and a triple
    and the fries with the ripples.

    I got guts.
    And a big gut too.
    Got a panny, big as granny,
    And I wear a muumuu.

    Don't bother shaving my legs,
    I smell like hardboiled eggs.
    I do my hair and my nails,
    I swear I'm a glamour whale.

    I'm big and beautiful,
    you better believe my mouth is full
    Of rhymes and sweets,
    I'll bust a cap if I don't eat.

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  2. AHHH Yes finally a great rebuttal!

    You are sooooooooo right Proud Plumpette. It is not the quantity of life but the quality and I am proud to announce that 76% of the US population is either fat or obese. HIP HIP OINK!!

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