Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!
|It's actually healthier to eat like a pig and smoke than not eat like a pig and smoke! So eat like a pig and smoke!|
|Diabetic amputations are higher among the fat and gluttonous but correlation does not equal causation just as there is no direct connection between smoking and heart disease.|
|Smokers get lung cancer and over 100 times the rate as non smokers but that does not prove that smoking causes lung cancers.|
|These two impressive apple shaped males look happy and healthy and if they smoked they could be just as happy and healthy!!!|
|Just because actuarial science shows that fat people die sooner it does not prove that being fat will make you die sooner.|
|Just because fat boys frequently have buried penis syndrome does prove that being fat causes buried penis syndrome.|
|A large meat skirt may or may cause genital atrophy.|