Sunday, April 8, 2012

Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!

Eat Like a Pig and Smoke Like a Chimney! It's Your Constitutional Right!!

It's actually healthier to eat like a pig and smoke than not eat like a pig and smoke! So eat like a pig and smoke!


The FA movement is finally taking a page straight out of big tobacco's play book. Attempting to define obesity as a constitutional choice is clever and highly effective. The tobacco industry knows how to get the message out so it is comforting to see that the FA movement is finally taking a page form their play book. 
Then there is the clever public relations campaign lifted pretty much word for word from the big tobacco lobby: 
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Diabetic amputations are higher among the fat and gluttonous but correlation does not equal causation just as there is no direct connection between smoking and heart disease.
There is no clear defined link between smoking obesity and poor health outcomes
http://blog.apexrx.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Cigarette-Smoking-is-Mainly-Causes-of-Lung-Cancer.jpg
Smokers get lung cancer and over 100 times the rate as non smokers but that does not prove that smoking causes lung cancers.
There is no clear defined link between smoking obesity and cancer. 
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01743/crematorium_1743740c.jpg
These two impressive apple shaped males look happy and healthy and if they smoked they could be just as happy and healthy!!!
Smokers Obese people live longer better live. 
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Just because actuarial science shows that fat people die sooner it does not prove that being fat will make you die sooner.
Smokers Fatlings/gluttons live as long or longer than non-smokers. 
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Just because fat boys frequently have buried penis syndrome does prove that being fat causes buried penis syndrome.
There is no link between obesity and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies
http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fatrednecks.jpg
A large meat skirt may or may cause genital atrophy.
There is no link between smoking obesity and infertility/erectile difficulties/sexual deficiencies. The list goes on and on. 
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EAT, smoke and tell any smoke phobic or fat phobic people to FUCK OFF!

20 comments:

  1. Good evening Fat Bastard:

    Yeah! I'm a smoker. I smoke a pipe and I smoke cigars, but I don't like cigarettes. I have been smoking a pipe and cigars since I was 19 years old, and I'm 60 years old now.

    I don't like cigarettes, because I don't like the smell. I have tried them out of curiosity, and can't stand the taste either.

    Also, cigarettes are more harmful than a pipe or cigars. That's because, most pipe and cigar smokers don't inhale deeply as cigarette smokers do.

    We pipe and cigar smokers, we smoke for the flavor, drawing the smoke into our mouths, and blowing the smoke out sometimes through the nose.

    Yes, I might occasionally get a little smoke partially down my throat, and cough a little, but it doesn't get to my lungs.

    Cigarette smokers inhale deeply for the nicotine, because nicotine is an addictive drug. But it's not the nicotine that causes the lung cancer, it's the tars and other additives that's the culprit. Nicotine is only a drug. Caffeine is also a drug, another favorite of mine because I've been drinking coffee since I was 17 years old.

    Also, the risk of lung cancer among pipe and cigar smokers is much lower than it is for cigarette smokers, and only slightly higher than it is for non smokers. We're more at risk of lip cancer or throat cancer where it's easier to treat, if detected early enough.

    Pipe and cigar smokers don't get quite as much nicotine as cigarette smokers. Some is absorbed by the blood vessels in the nose, but we smoke mostly for flavor.

    Winston Churchill was fat, drank bourbon, and smoked cigars, and he lived a long time, longer than the average life expectancy back in those days.

    Albert Einstein smoked a pipe, and lived a long time. And George Burns (Oh God!) smoked cigars ad lived to be 100 years old.

    And guess what . . . . .

    I have read, that smokers are at a much lower risk of getting Alzheimer's Disease in old age. More scientific research needs to be done, but there is probably something about nicotine that protects against Alzheimer's

    Also, in some third world countries, where the streets are like open sewers, where the air stinks of excrement and urine, smokers have a much lower risk of getting bacterial infections in the lings from the polluted air.

    So, smoking has both and up side and a down side. Smoking may cause some diseases, but it also protects from some diseases, so it's a toss-up.

    It takes years for smoking to do it's damage, but breathing in air that smells of raw sewage will kill you much quicker, so if I were living in such a place, you can bet your bottom dollar that I would be smoking like a chimney!

    Also, the smell of burning tobacco is much more pleasant than the smell of piss and shit!


    Gerald - AKA - Teddy Bear

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    1. Teddy since you are professorial a pipe would make you look even more distinguished. Don the smoking jacket and whip out the pipe and given you large stature you would command even more authority.

      The Chef smoke weed but for medicinal purposes only as he is a bit gouty in the leg.

      I, Fat Bastard also use pot as an appetite stimulant.

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    2. Yeah, I favor the legalization of pot, for the purpose of increasing one's appetite and eating more, and gaining more weight.

      I even favor passing legislation that would make it legal to buy insulin without a prescription.

      Because, insulin also increases one's appetite, and it causes weight gain.

      But, be very careful with that one!

      If a non-diabetic starts on insulin, it can cause the blood sugars to go dangerously low.

      So, only do the insulin if you're going to eat right away.

      Of course, if you're already a diabetic glutton, then go ahead, and have at it!!!

      A TRUE GLUTTON might actually like being a diabetic!

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  2. Good evening again, Fat Bastard.

    I have been looking at the photos in this latest article.

    In the photo of the two guys, one on the left wearing the red shirt and black pants, and the one on the right wearing the white shirt and white pants, the captions underneath reads:

    "These two impressive apple shaped males look happy and healthy and if they smoked they could be just as happy and healthy!!!"

    The guy on the left, who's wearing the red shirt and black pants, he is not what I would call apple-shaped. He is what I would call, proportional, because has a much bigger butt, broader hips, and bigger thighs, and his upper-body is not as broad as his hips.

    Now, the guy on the right, wearing the white shirt and white pants, he is most definitely what I would call apple-shaped. He has a much smaller butt, narrower hips, and thinner legs. His upper-body appears to be about twice as big around as his hips. His arms are hidden, but I would not be surprised if his upper-arms were as big around as his thighs. Also, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he is diabetic and needs to take insulin.

    The guy on the left will outlive the guy on the right, but the guy on the right can potentially have a lot more fun during his shorter life.

    Now, as for their clothing . . .

    The guy on the left needs to tuck in his shirt, and instead of wearing black pants, he needs to wear a lighter color, like a light blue, or light gray or light tan in a plaid design to make his butt look bigger. Short pants in plaid would be better so he can also show off his chubby legs. And on the beach, he needs to wear big shorts with wild designs, like great big sissy pants.

    The guy on the right should wear short pants so he can show off his thinner legs, and he needs to allow his pants to slide down on his butt to expose some butt-crack. Also, he should not tuck in his shirt. He needs to wear shirts that are shorter in length so he can show his bellybutton. Also, he needs to wear T-shirts (not V-neck) with horizontal stripes, like white with red stripes or white with blue stripes to make his upper-body look even broader, and his shorts should be loose-fitting and baggy. And when he's on the beach, or at a public swimming pool, he should wear a speedo! Hey! If you happen to be more apple-shaped, then be proud of it! Proudly, and publicly, show off your bellybutton and butt-crack! And on the beach, just let your belly hang down over the front of your speedo!

    So, for all you super super morbidly obese apple-shaped guys . . . . .

    You can be happy and have a lot more fun during your shorter lives.

    Be proud and enjoy!


    Gerald - AKA - Teddy Bear

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    1. Thank you for correcting me of the body types. You are indeed an expert.

      You fashion advice is as astute as your somatoform erudition.

      I like nothing more than displaying some plumber's crack. Once I was at a bar sitting on a bar stool chowing down on a mega burger and fries and people were putting quarters in my butt crack.

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    2. Cool!!!

      How much money did you make that day?

      DAMN! You apple-shaped obese guys are lucky!

      We pear-shaped obese guys may live longer.

      But, you apple-shaped obese guys have a lot more fun during your shorter lives.

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  3. Good evening again, and again, Fat Bastard!!!

    OK, now I want to discuss the photo of the morbidly obese guy with his belly hanging down toward the red wheelbarrow.

    That photo has got to be one of my all time favorites!

    He is most definitely, apple-shaped.

    He has a great big belly, big fat breasts, or man boobs, (moobs) fat arms, a small butt, and skinny legs. In fact, his fat upper arms appear to be bigger around than his skinny thighs!

    OK, he has a lot of subcutaneous fat just under the skin, outside of the abdominal muscle wall.

    As we all know, subcutaneous fat is "relatively harmless" compared to visceral fat, because visceral fat builds up under the muscle wall of the abdomen, and collects around the internal organs, the heart, liver, kidneys, etc. etc. and greatly increases the risk of diabetes and heart disease.

    Subcutaneous fat accumulates just under the skin, and is soft and flabby and jiggly like Jello, and hangs down low, and that is what is known as the panniculus, which can either be the upper-belly hanging down over the groin area, and down over the thighs, or it can be subcutaneous fat in the lower groin area hanging down over the thighs, or even a combination of both upper-belly fat and groin fat.

    Visceral fat dose not accumulate in the groin area. Only subcutaneous fat collects in the lower groin area, so having a huge groin is relatively harmless compared to fat in the upper-belly.

    But BOTH, subcutaneous fat AND visceral fat can collect in the upper-belly, and with most guys who are apple-shaped, it is usually more visceral fat and less subcutaneous fat in the upper-belly.

    But in either case of the panniculus, since it's subcutaneous fat, then, it's not as dangerous as visceral fat, which is more firm and solid and does not jiggle like Jello. But again, visceral fat does not collect in the groin area. Only subcutaneous fat accumulates in the lower groin region.

    Now, if the guy with the wheelbarrow were to have lot more visceral fat under the muscle wall of the abdomen, then his belly would protrude out much further in front of him, and he could have even more fun with it, although the extra visceral fat would shorten his life.

    Also, because he has a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs, he has a flat groin area under his low-hanging upper-belly.

    So, he has a deep skin-fold between his groin and low hanging upper-belly.

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    1. That guy is impressive!

      Basically what you are saying in layman's terms is that he has deep internal fat and external fat.

      What would you guess is total body fat percentage to be? I am guessing around 80%. IMPRESSIVE!

      He needs a motorized belly cart. That way he could keep his hands free for eating on the go.

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    2. Yeah, I would say his total body-fat percentage is around 80% percent, with about 75% percent of his fat in his upper-body and only about 5% percent in his lower-body, because he has a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs.

      His breasts, each one of his man boobs or (moob) is a little bit more than twice the size of each butt-cheek. So, I would say, his chest is more than twice as big around as his hips.

      His belly looks to be more than three times as big around as his hips.

      Now, if he had less subcutaneous fat under the skin outside the muscle of the upper abdomen, and more visceral fat under the muscle wall, then his belly would not hang down as low, but it would protrude out much further in front of him.

      Then, his belly could be at least five times as big around as the hips!

      Of course, that would greatly increase his risk of getting diabetes and heart disease, and shorten his life expectancy, but he could have a lot more fun carrying that belly around during his shorter life.

      And, as I have said before, having a small butt and skinny legs, in addition to being apple-shaped, even further increases his risk of having a heart attack.

      Also, his chest would be pushed up higher.

      That might even cause his arms to get fatter, and his neck to get fatter.

      As I have said earlier, his upper-arms are bigger around than his skinny thighs.

      If he can gain even more weight on his upper-body, while having no weight gain on his lower-body, which is quite likely in his case, then, he might even get to where his upper-arms, and perhaps even his forearms could be bigger around than his butt and hips!

      Now, that would be really cool!!!

      Then, he will have achieved the ABSOLUTE PERFECT apple-shaped male body!

      It's obvious, from his photo, he is quite proud of his body, and if I personally knew him, I would encourage him to try to achieve a goal of eventually having the perfect male body.

      I can't tell from the photo, because I have no idea how tall he is, but I estimate, about six feet.

      I would say, his thighs are 18 to 20 inches around, and his hips, perhaps 40 inches around. He wears medium sized shorts.

      To have the perfect dimensions he should try to achieve the following measurements.

      Measurements: (inches in circumference)

      Upper-arms 60
      Forearms - 50
      Chest - 170
      Belly - 250
      Hips - 40
      Thighs - 20
      Lower-legs - 16

      Yeah! Now that would be the PERFECT apple-shaped male body!

      A body to die for!

      Then, he should lose the pants, and move into a nude colony where he can proudly display himself, walking the streets, and carrying his belly around in his wheelbarrow!

      This is what every apple-shaped obese male should strive to achieve.

      THE PERFECT MALE BODY!!!

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  4. . . . continued from above . . .

    OK. Being apple-shaped is risky enough when it comes to getting diabetes and heart disease.

    But, to have a small butt, narrow hips, and skinny legs in addition to upper-body fat, it even further increases the risk of diabetes and heart disease.

    But, because the wheelbarrow man has a small butt and skinny skinny legs and a flat groin area, I have some really good news for him!!!

    He is still able to have erections, because his penis can become stiff and erect, and point upward into the skin-fold between his groin and low-hanging upper belly.

    Now,it is physically impossible for him to have sexual intercourse with another person, because of his upper-belly hanging down over his thighs, and into a wheelbarrow. But, he can still have erections up into the skin-fold.

    As he walks around, carrying his low-hanging belly in his wheelbarrow, his belly will vibrate and jiggle against his testicles and penis, causing him to become aroused, and ejaculate up into the skin-fold between his flat groin area and low-hanging upper-belly.

    And if he had more visceral fat, and less subcutaneous, then, his belly would protrude out much farther forward, be much heavier, and more firm and solid, and exert even more pressure against his penis and testicles, thereby, causing even greater arousal, and more ejaculations up into the skin-fold.

    Therefore, he could quite litterally masturbate himself, simply by walking and carrying his belly around in his wheelbarrow!

    Yeah! I you happen to be a super super morbidly apple-shaped male with a great big belly, big fat breasts, and fat arms, and having a massive amount of upper-body fat, then, it is actually good to have a small butt, narrow hips, a flat groin area, and skinny legs!

    Even though, having a small butt and skinny legs in addition to massive upper-body fat greatly increases your risk of having diabetes and heart disease, it is still a lot more fun.

    That is because, you ca still have erections and ejaculate up into the skin-fold between the flat groin area.

    Your life expectancy will be much shorter, but you will have a lot more fun during your shorter lifespan.

    So, to all you super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped guys out there in Fatland . . .

    Be proud and be happy!

    AND EAT!!!


    Gerald - AKA - Teddy Bear

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  5. Do you think if he had a belly bra he'd be able to bone skinny chicks?

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    1. Quote: Fat Bastard

      "Do you think if he had a belly bra he'd be able to bone skinny chicks?"
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      Good morning fat Bastard:

      In all honesty, I'll have to no! Sorry about that!

      If he were to use a "belly bra" to lift up on his belly to expose his penis, his belly would protrude out so far forward in front of him, a "chick" would not be able to get in close enough for him to insert his penis into her vagina.

      She might be able to jack him off until he ejaculates or even give him a blow job. She'll be able to get her head under his up-lifted belly, but that's about it.

      Also, with his belly being lifted up so high, it would exert an upward pressure on his diaphragm making it very difficult for him to breath, and it would also place a lot of stress on his heart.

      Better for him to just let his belly hang down so he can breath, and not exert pressure on his heart.

      But he's very lucky to have a small lower-body, a small butt, narrow hips, skinny legs, and a flat groin area, with a deep skin-fold between his groin and low-hanging belly.

      That way, he can keep his penis tucked up into the skin-fold, and sill have erections, and ejaculate into said, skin-fold.

      Of course, when his penis goes limp, he needs to make sure it is always tucked up into the skin-fold, because, if his penis drops down out of the skin-fold, then somebody else would have to reach underneath to tuck it back up in there again.

      Also, when he needs to urinate, he'll have to do it up into his skin-fold. I imagine, that warm wet sensation would cause him to become aroused, have an erection, and ejaculate into his skin-fold every time he urinates.

      DAMN! I'm really beginning to envy you apple-shaped obese guys!

      Of course, it would get kind of funky in his skin-fold, so, he'll need to have someone use a water hose with a high pressure nozzle to insert into his skin-fold to wash it out with warm soapy water, and then use rinse water to finish cleaning out the skin-fold.

      And then, a high pressure air-hose is needed to blow warm dry air into the skin-fold to dry out the moisture, to prevent skin rashes and chafing.

      Also, a dry powder could be sprayed up into his skin-fold, a kind of, Groin Deodorant.

      So, every time he urinates and ejaculates into his skin-fold between his groin and low-hanging belly, he'll need to have that area washed and dried again.

      And of course, every time he feels the need to urinate, he will have to take off his pants and stand up in the shower room, and just let the urine flow down from the skin-fold, down his thighs and lower legs and feet, and onto the floor to be washed and rinsed away.

      WOW! I can imagine how good that must feel. I'm just imagining what that sensation must be like!

      Yeah! Just imagine having a deep skin-fold between the groin area and the low hanging belly, and having the penis tucked up into the skin-fold, and having erections, and ejaculating, and urinating up into the skin-fold, and having somebody else using high pressure warm water hoses to wash and rinse, and then, a high pressure warm air hose to dry the skin fold.

      Gee! I sometimes wish I were a super super morbidly obese apple-shaped guy, just so I could get that kind of service!

      WOW! You apple-shaped obese males have so much fun!

      So, while it's physically impossible for him to have sexual intercourse with another person, He can still have erections and fuck his own skin-fold between his groin and low hanging belly.

      To be continued . . . . .

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  6. . . . continued from above . . .

    Now then, if he were gay, his male partner could have butt-sex with him.

    OK, getting a little bit off topic here . . .

    Although I'm straight, there are times when I sometime I wish I were a gay or bi-sexual super morbidly obese apple-shaped male.

    Actually, I do admit to being what is called bi-curious.

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    Bi-curious

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Bi-curious is a term used to refer to people of a heterosexual or homosexual identity who, while showing some curiosity for a relationship or sexual activity with a person of the sex they do not favor, distinguish themselves from the bisexual label.
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    Another words, just simply being curious as to what it's like, but not actually wishing to engage in it.

    This is an integral part of the Fat Acceptance (or in our case, the obesity loving) movement.

    We fat people in fat acceptance or obesity loving movement, we are more supportive of the rights of racial or ethnic groups, and of gays and lesbians, having been the victims of prejudice ourselves. So, we can empathize and sympathize.

    Anyway . . .

    Back on topic again:

    Yes, I'm sorry to say, that the super morbidly obese apple-shaped wheelbarrow man, is unable to engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

    I'm just being realistic here.

    But, he does have bestowed on him, the natural gift of, automatic, and sometimes involuntary masturbation.

    Meaning, that as he walks around carrying his belly in a wheelbarrow, the vibrations of the wheels over the ground cause his belly to quiver against his penis and testicles, and thereby, causing him to become aroused, have an erection, and ejaculate up into his skin-fold between belly and groin.

    And of course, with his heart thumping in his chest like a sledge hammer, I would not be surprised if he had continues erections that almost never go limp!

    Gee! I envy him!

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    1. I'm confused. Wouldn't testicular crushing from his mighty panniculus cause a reduction in testosterone or does that special heart shaped slip common in so many pannys/meat skirts allow a safe have for his genitalia?

      If the pannicular split is big enough would it be possible for a hot thinling to slide into position for a boning. Maybe it is wishful thinking on my part but it pains me to think that an impressive SSBHM like the wheelbarrow man is not able to spread his seed.

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    2. Good evening Fat Bastard:

      I just don't see how sexual intercourse is possible.

      If he laid on his back, his belly would have to be lifted up high off of his penis, but then, it would exert too much pressure on his diaphragm, making it very hard to breath and put a lot of stress on his heart.

      Sometime we gluttons have to decide which we love more. Food or sex. I some cases, we gluttons may have to give up sex for food.

      As for testicular crushing, his testicles would not actually be crushed, because the low hanging belly fat is soft and flabby, so it would only exert a squeezing pressure, and not a crushing pressure on his penis and testicles, and when his low-hanging belly jiggles and quivers against his penis and testicles, that would cause him to become aroused and have an erection, and ejaculate up into his skin-fold.

      As long as he's able to have erections up into the skin-fold and ejaculate therein, he's testosterone levels won't go down.

      Obese apple-shaped males have much higher testosterone levels than pear-shaped obese males.

      It's the higher testosterone levels that causes masculine body-fat distribution, mostly on the upper-body while still having a small butt, and skinny legs.

      For this reason, super morbidly obese apple-shaped males with small butts, skinny legs, and a flat groin area can still have erections and ejaculate up into the skin-fold between the groin and low hanging belly.

      Now, as for us pear-shaped obese males, well . . .

      In the earliest stages of weight gain, the lower groin area begins to protrude outward. At that stage, it's still possible to have an erection, and engage in sexual intercourse with another person.

      OK, I shall now discuss the 7 phases of pear-shaped weight gain in obese males.

      To be continued . . . . .

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  7. . . . continued from above . . .

    And now, here are the 7 phases of pear-shaped weight gain in obese males.

    Pear-shaped weight gain:

    Phase 1

    The groin begins to protrude forward. An erection and sexual intercourse is still possible. The penis can rise to a vertical position before it presses up against the groin.

    Phase 2

    The groin protrudes further forward. Erections are still possible but sexual intercourse is becoming more difficult because the penis can only rise up to a 45 degree angle before pressing up against the groin.

    Phase 3

    The groin protrudes out even further forward, but is not hanging down yet. Erections are still possible, but the penis can only rise up to a horizontal position before pressing up against the groin, then the penis goes limp again. This may cause feelings of frustration, because an erection can not be maintained for a long enough period of time to initiate sexual intercourse.

    Phase 4

    The groin protrudes out further forward, and is now beginning to hang downward toward the thighs. Only partial erections are possible, as the penis rises up, but it is now pointing downward at a minus -45 degree angle before it presses up against the groin. The may cause great feelings of frustration, because, one goes through endless cycles of partial erections and going limp again. At this stage, sexual intercourse with another person becomes physically impossible.

    Phase 5

    The groin becomes really huge! It protrudes out much further forward, but now, the groin is hanging down over the thighs. At this stage, even a partial erection is physically impossible, because, the penis is permanently held downward in a vertical position, and stays limp at all times. This cause great feelings of frustration and feelings of lost manhood.

    Phase 6

    The groin is so huge, it now hangs down to the knees! The penis is buried under the groin, never to be seen again! Testosterone levels go down lower and lower, and the penis shrinks until it's only about 2 inches long, and the testicle shrink down to the size of two small grapes. At this stage, the male loses all interest in having sex, and doesn't even care anymore. He becomes more timid and docile, and experiences a kind of peaceful and sleepy contentment. All he want to do is just eat and sleep.

    Phase 7

    The groin area becomes so huge the it hangs down to the knees, and in some extreme cases, below the knees. At this stage, the male is perfectly happy and contented, and just want's to eat and sleep, and continue gaining even more weight to become even more obese to deliberately have his huge groin hang down even lower. He now loves being unable to have erections anymore. He doesn't merely live WITH his obesity, he lives IN his obesity! This is the happy and blissful stage of pear-shaped obesity.

    Next I shall discuss the phases of ever increasing apple-shaped male obesity.


    To be continued . . . . .

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  8. . . . continued from above . . .

    Now I shall discuss the phases of apple-shaped weight gain in obese males.

    But first . . .

    Not all obese apple-shaped males have small butts and skinny legs. Most have normal sized butts and normal sized legs, and some have fat butts, a fat protruding groin, and fat legs.

    But in all cases of obese apple-shaped males, the belly is much bigger around than the hips, and the chest usually bigger around than the hips, with the belly being bigger around than both the chest and hips.

    OK, now for the phases of apple-shaped weight gain in males with small butts, skinny legs, and a flat groin area, where there is no weight gain on the lower-body, but massive weight gain on the upper-body only.

    Apple-shaped weight gain:

    Phase 1

    The upper-belly is bigger around than the hips, and protrudes out in front. I does not hang down over the groin yet. So, at this stage, the apple-shaped male is naturally able to have erections, and is still able to engage in sexual intercourse just like any "normal" male who is not overweight.

    Phase 2

    The upper-belly becomes even bigger around, and is beginning to to hang about half-way down over the groin. When he has an erection, his penis points up in a vertical position and if long enough, the tip of his penis may touch his low hanging belly. Sexual intercourse is still possible, but somewhat more difficult, but still possible.

    Phase 3

    The belly is even more bigger around and now hangs down low enough to completely cover the groin. At this stage, the male can still have erections with the penis in a vertical position, but the penis rises up into the skin fold between the groin and low hanging belly. Also, it's still possible to lift the belly up high enough to expose the penis, and have sexual intercourse with another person. It's not easy, but still possible.

    Phase 4

    The belly is now beginning to hang down over the thighs. But, as long as the male has skinny legs, a small butt, and flat groin area, the belly can still be lifted up off of the penis but with some difficulty. At this stage, the male can not lay on top of the female as in the Missionary Position. Instead, the male must lay on his back with the female on top. This makes it somewhat easier to lift the belly up to expose the penis for sexual intercourse. It is at this stage, that the obese apple-shaped male must let the female take charge and be in control. The female assumes the dominant role while the male assumes the passive role.

    Phase 5

    The belly now hangs about half-way down over the thighs to the knees. As long as the male has a small butt, skinny legs, and a flat groin area, it is still possible to have an erection and ejaculate up into the skin-fold between the groin and belly, but sexual intercourse with another person is now impossible. Also, because his belly hangs down so low, his pants keeps falling down, and someone has to keep pulling his pants back up again. If he is married, then he has to just let his wife be the boss of the house and rule the roost and let his wife "wear the pants in the family" since he can't keep his own pants on!

    So, when we get beyond phase 5 it's just more and more of the same. With further apple-shaped weight gain, the belly just hangs down lower and lower until it hangs below the knees and has to be carried about in a wheelbarrow.

    But as long has he still has a small butt, skinny legs, and a flat groin area, he will always be able to have erections and ejaculate up into the skin fold between his groin and low hanging belly.

    But he will continue to feel greater and greater frustration as he is not able to have sexual intercourse with another person.

    He will only be able to fuck himself.

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  9. THANK YOU for clearing this up for BFP readers. I am considering reblogging your very erudite explanation but I think it would be better if you blog this and use your wonderful illustrations.

    As you know I gain and lose. I keep my weight secret. As head of the NAFAM I don't want to be judged for my weight.

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    1. But you do weigh in the triple digits, at least, right? I am very worried that we are going to lose you to the Light Side, anorexia. My NAAFA moles have reported that rumors have been spreading that NAAFA thinks you drink light beer and use light ranch dressing on your salads. I laughed my mighty fat guy laugh, because I know you and me, our idea of a salad is crumbled up bacon and croutons.

      BELLY BOY, SHOW ME THE HONEY ICE CREAM

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  10. Good evening Fat Bastard:

    I have been working on some more drawing for diagrams of the belly, groin, and penis.

    That is why I have set my blog for adult viewing.

    I'm still working on my new drawings so I don't know how long it will be yet before I publish a new article.

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