Thursday, May 10, 2012

Romney's Jesus Creates CONstipation For CONservative Christians

Romney's Jesus Creates CONstipation For CONservative Christians 

Reblogged from www.GodIsHate.blogspot.com


I will start by asking you Christers a fair and honest question that none of you will have the courage or honesty to answer directly.
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Would you accept a non Christian for president. If so would you accept any of the following: Jew? Muslim? Buddhist? Atheist? --- all of whom deny the divinity of Jesus Christ. Then we have  Mormonism that like Islam acknowledges that there was a Jesus. Mormons  deny the divinity of Jesus and one almighty God. Jews, and Muslims don't deny the existence of one almighty god. Mormons believe that if you follow their made up non biblical doctrines that you get your own planet and become a god equal to all their other gods which effectively says that you are a potential god equal to their Jesus who came to earth much like Superman.

At least Islam, Judaism, Buddhism does not attempt to pervert Christianity. Muslims, Jews and Buddhists simply don't believe Christianity. Mormons on the other hand have subverted the Biblical "truths" that you Christers hold so dearly. Unlike you Christers Mormons even subvert their own beliefs to change with the times. There was a time that Mormons said dark skinned people were loathsome as per the teachings of the Book of Mormon, its flim flam founder Joseph Smith and then polygamist Brigham Young. Political pressure forced them to abandon that insanity. For many years Mormons were polygamists which is not only not Biblical but it's insane. Since there are an equal number of male and females if men had more than one wife there would  not be enough women to go around. Joseph Smith was a stupid as Mohammad.Maybe that is how Romney became such a flip flopper.

Next question Christers: Can any of you in your right minds (assuming you have a right mind) believe in anything else as patently absurd as Mormonism?
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Next question: If you believe that Mormonism is absurd and a lie would you trust the judgement of anyone who is foolish enough to believe it?


The Mormon Jesus

The literal son of god and his goddess wife begotten in the pre-existence.
The brother of all spirits born in heaven in the premortal existence.
One of 3 gods in the godhead.
The Trinity is three separate gods.
Brother of Lucifer
First one to receive a spirit body.
Atoned for sin on the cross and in the garden of Gethsemane.
Was married and had kids.
Was conceived through sexual intercourse with God aka Elohiem (The Mormon God is a Pedophile)

Christian Jesus

Not the literal son of god and his goddess wife.
Not the brother of all spirits born in heaven in a premortal existence.
Not one of 3 gods in the godhead.
The Trinity is 3 persons in one God.
Was always spirit from eternity.
Atoned for sin on the cross alone.

This brief comparison should help you see the difference between the two. Jesus cannot be both the literal son of god and his goddess wife and not the literal begotten son. He cannot be both one of 3 gods, and not one of 3 gods. They are different. In fact, it would be a lot easier if the Mormons called him by a different name. For example, Bolok would be good. Bolok is one of three gods, but Jesus is not. etc. That way, it would be a lot easier to tell them apart.

Mormonism definitely does not teach the same Jesus as Christianity.

Listen up Christians!

Romney believes that Jesus and Lucifer share the same mother and father. Do you? Do you think those beliefs are ridiculous?

Romney believes that God's name is Elohiem and that he lives on a planet circling a star called Kolob.

Romney believes that Mormons all become gods when they die and get our own planet. That would mean that you would never be with God in heaven unless you became a Mormon. Morons see you as unsaved trash.

Romney has baptized the dead. Mormons baptize dead people thinking that doing so will get them their own planet and save them from your God's cruel destruction. You Christers only believe that grace can save you although the Bible contradicts itself many times when it comes to salvation.

Mormonism teaches that God the Father has a body of flesh and bones and that Jesus is a creation. Therefore the Mormon Jesus is not God. Don't you believe that Jesus is God and that God always was and always will be? Kinda like http://wwelegends.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/brethitmanhart.jpgBrett the Hitman Hart ie the greatest that is the greatest that was and the greatest there ever will be.

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Mormonism teaches that the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross itself (and receiving it by faith) is not sufficient to bring forgiveness of sins. It teaches that the forgiveness of sins is obtained though a cooperative effort with God; that is, you must be good and follow the laws and ordinances of the Mormon church in order to obtain forgiveness. This clearly contradicts the biblical doctrine of the forgiveness of sins by grace through faith (Rom. 5:1; 6:23; Eph. 2:8-9) and the doctrine that works are not part of your salvation but a result of them (Rom. 4:5, James 2:14-18).

Conclusion

Why is Mormonism a non-Christian religion? It is not Christian because it denies that there is only one God, denies the true Gospel, adds works to salvation, denies that Jesus is the uncreated creator, distorts the biblical teaching of the atonement, and undermines the authority and reliability of the Bible. 
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Final question:  Why would you vote for a person for president and leader of the free world who has even more delusional beliefs than you?

5 comments:

  1. I'm what you call a "Chister" and not a big fan of Obama, but if this the best that anyone can dredge up to compete with him, well I guess I'm voting for Obama. At least O's not a real life Gordon Gecko on a power trip.

    The rationale I'm hearing from people that have already decided to vote for Romney is they're more afraid of what a stronger second term Obama would do versus a weaker first term president could accomplish.

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  2. Romney is also in favor of 'tort reform' which means that you can't sue your doctor when he accidentally does the wrong surgery on you. This doesn't make medical services cheaper like they say, all it does is lower the quality of medical care since doctors don't have to worry about making mistakes anymore.

    Ok, so also another thing is, I, Belly Boy, would prefer a Faedarian President. That's why I am voting for Big Lard Ass for President.

    I'm planning on starting a Food Change. A complete change in the way we think about food in this world. No longer will it be just a means to survival, but now it will also be considered the primary form of entertainment, social media, and sex. All of these will be combined, and we will now think about them only in terms of food. Different foods for while having sex (before you get too fat as a man, to have sex anymore even with a thin woman), and also different food for while doing social media, and different food for eating for fun.

    I like to have sex while I eat, but I suffer from a severe medical condition known as PE. This causes me to orgasm immediately as soon as anything somewhat arousing happens to come within my field of vision, such as my Asian Girlfriend chugging a beer and then walking over to me. She gets disappointed that I have already orgasmed and we can't really do anything sexually. It frustrates her a lot, but there's nothing I can do about it. I have PE. Also I suffer from a condition known as MicroPenis. In my case, it is Type II Adult Onset MicroPenis due to Omega Class III Obesity. This is the highest grade of obesity available, and I do have a Grade VIII Pannus, several grades higher than what was even thought possible by doctors. Usually it only went up to Grade V.

    Anyway, I'm not complaining about any of this, I just wanted to bring up a few points that are highly relevant to what you're talking about, which is that Romney is a nut.

    Also he is an admitted bully. I don't want a bully for a President. Also, he rejects Faedarianism, from what I can tell.

    OINK OINK OINK!!

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    1. Belly Boy, is this your Asian GF? http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/?zx=e7d8433fc890737a

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  3. Tort reform essentially says that a judge or a jury is not qualified to deliberate the evidence of a medical malpractice case.

    Fuck tort reform. I want tart reform. I'm not talking about sluts. I love sluts and I think sluts should be sluttier. I am talking about Pop Tarts. They are to fucking small and they taste like cardboard.

    OINK!!

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  4. As bad as Romney is what is worse are his supporters.

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