Thursday, August 30, 2012

Romney Not A US Citizen

This is not tit for tat with the birthers. This is true!
Turns out that George Romney, Mitt's Father was born in Mexico. That makes Mitt Romney ineligible to be president.

Born George Wilcken Romney
July 8, 1907
Colonia Dublán, Galeana, Chihuahua, Mexico

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Mitt's grandfather was a polygamist.

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Mitt's father, George Romney, was born in Mexico and was a Mexican citizen. There's no indication that George Romney was ever naturalized as a U.S. Citizen and under Mexican law, George Romney was a Mexican citizen, regardless of whether or not he had two U.S. citizen parents at birth. George Romney was born in Mexico and his parents were Mexican citizens.

According to Mexican law, even the children of Mexican citizens are considered citizens of Mexico. When Mitt Romney was born, he acquired dual-citizenship as both a U.S. and Mexican citizen.

Therefore under Article II, Section I of the U.S. Constitution, Mitt Romney is NOT a Natural Born Citizen and ineligible for the office of President.

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

Lawsuits must be filed immediately in order to prevent Romney from becoming the GOP nominee or taking the oath of office if he's elected President.

Clint Eastwood To Speak At Republican Convention

The phony Republicans with their phony Christian values have chosen serial womanizer Clint Eastwood to speak at their CONvention/lie fest. Republicans like to pretend that they stand for family and Christian values but clearly they do not. All that talk is smoke and mirrors. They have proven that once again by hiring an actor to speak at their convention. Not an actor like Ronald Reagan who actually represented family values in real life but instead they picked Clint Eastwood who aborts babies and goes through women like toilet paper.

It's all about image with these sick freaks. During the primaries there were also two freaky womanizers running - Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain. Other than his compulsive lying and tax evasion Romney's sleaze factor may not reach typical Republican standards so that must be why the brought it Clint Eastwood. To add drug abuse and pedophilia, two more Republican values they need to bring in Rush Limbaugh. Mike Huckabee will be there for the gluttony factor.
Glutton, Pedophile and Drug Addict

Clint is there for to represent and demonstrate two Republican values, hypocrisy and misogyny.  

Unlike the smears and lies Republicans have been using about the President who like Vice President Biden is a true family man who respects women, the charges I have leveled at Clint Eastwood are 100% true.

Clint Eastwood is not a good family man nor does he represent American values. He's a true Hollywood elitist who can't keep his pants on.

 Relationships From Wikipedia

Eastwood told biographer Richard Schickel that he lost his virginity at age 14.[1][2] He has fathered at least seven children by five women and been described as a "serial womanizer."[1][2][3] According to biographers Marc Eliot and Patrick McGilligan, Eastwood had affairs with actresses Catherine Deneuve,[4][5] Jill Banner,[6] Jamie Rose,[7] Inger Stevens,[8] Jo Ann Harris,[9] Jean Seberg,[10] script analyst Megan Rose,[9][11] James Brolin's former wife Jane,[12] columnist Bridget Byrne, [13] and swimming champion Anita Lhoest.[4] Biographer and friend Paul Lippman have indicated that Eastwood was particularly sexually promiscuous in the 1970s. He purchased the Hog's Breath Inn in Carmel in the early 1970s, and he used his apartment nearby to meet young ladies for "nooners" and "five in the afternooners." [14] According to Lippman, "Eastwood seemed to get a bang out of this kinkier side to himself and rarely concealed it, often gloated about it."[14]

Eastwood married Maggie Johnson on December 19, 1953, six months after they met on a blind date.[15] However, their matrimony would not prove altogether smooth, with Eastwood later acknowledging that he had married at too young of an age (twenty-three). A decade later, while separated from Johnson, Eastwood had an affair with dancer Roxanne Tunis (who was also married yet separated), inadvertently fathering his first child, Kimber Tunis (born June 17, 1964); he did not publicly acknowledge her until 1996.[16] After a reconciliation, he had two children with Johnson: Kyle Eastwood (born May 19, 1968) and Alison Eastwood (born May 22, 1972). Eastwood filed for divorce in 1979 after another long separation, but the $25 million divorce settlement was not finalized until May 1984.[17][18]

Eastwood entered a relationship with actress Sondra Locke in 1975. They lived together for fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[19][20] Locke had two abortions and a tubal ligation within the first four years of the relationship.[21][22] The couple co-starred in six films together: The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Gauntlet, Every Which Way but Loose, Bronco Billy, Any Which Way You Can, and Sudden Impact. On April 10, 1989, while Locke was directing the film Impulse, Eastwood changed the locks on their Bel Air home, had many of her possessions removed and placed in storage.[23] Locke filed a palimony suit against Eastwood, then sued him a second time for fraud, regarding a phony directing contract he set up for her in settlement of the first lawsuit.[24] Eastwood and Locke finally resolved the dispute with a non-public settlement in 1999.[25] Her autobiography, The Good, the Bad, and the Very Ugly, includes a harrowing account of Eastwood's treatment of her during the events surrounding their separation.[26]

During the last four years of his cohabitation with Locke, Eastwood had an intermittent, hidden affair with flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves. According to biographers, the two met at a pub in Carmel, and conceived a son, Scott Reeves (born March 21, 1986), at the premiere of Pale Rider.[27] They also had a daughter, Kathryn Reeves (born February 2, 1988).[18] The birth certificates for both children stated "Father declined."[28][29] Although they were mentioned in exposé articles as early as 1995, Eastwood did not present his and Reeves' children to the public until 2002.[30] Kathryn served as Miss Golden Globe at the 2005 ceremony where she presented Eastwood with an award for Million Dollar Baby.[31]

In 1990, Eastwood began living with actress Frances Fisher, whom he had met on the set of Pink Cadillac (1989).[32] They co-starred in Unforgiven, and had a daughter, Francesca Fisher-Eastwood (born August 7, 1993).[33] The couple ended their relationship in early 1995,[34] but remain friends and later acted together in True Crime.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Boycott Wells Fargo

It's no secret that the large "too big to fail banks" and in a large part responsible for the economic collapse and the largest transfer of wealth from the poor and middle to the ruling class in the history of the world. Here is an example of just how ruthless and evil these souless bastards are.

Those dirty fucking evil treasonous cock suckers fired employee Richard Eggers because when he was a kid he put a cardboard dime in the coin slot of a washing machine. I am not shitting you. Richard Eggers fired for trying to get a free wash in 1963 when he was 17 years old!

Wells Fargo Fires Iowa Worker for Minor 1963 Crime
Richard Eggers Fired By Wells Fargo

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Wells Fargo Home Mortgage (WFC) has fired a Des Moines worker over a 1963 incident at a Laundromat involving a fake dime in the wake of new employment guidelines.

Richard Eggers, 68, was fired in July from his job as a customer service representative for putting a cardboard cutout of a dime in a washing machine nearly 50 years ago in Carlisle, the Des Moines Register reported Monday.

Another example of corporate terrorism. Mitt (I Like Firing People) Romney would be proud of John G. Stumph CEO of Wells Fargo. It seems that he likes firing people too. Members of the ruling class are all alike. 

John Stumpf became Chairman for Wells Fargo & Company in January 2010. He was named Chief Executive Officer in June 2007, elected to Wells Fargo’s Board of Directors in June 2006, and has been President since August 2005. Wikipedia

(Reuters) - Wells Fargo & Co (WFC.N) Chief Executive Officer John Stumpf received $19.8 million in total compensation in 2011, an increase of about 5 percent from the previous year and that's just from Well Fargo. If this prick is typical of other CEOs in the US his compensation from the company he runs is a tiny portion of what goes into his greedy pockets.
Corporate Gangster John G. Stumpf

Contact Info For Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf And Friends

Here's some info THE CONSUMERIST dug up that can help you contact some higher ups/corporate thugs at Wells Fargo if you've tried regular customer service and escalating to supervisors and it's not working out. First read this post about how to contact and conduct yourself when using executive customer service.

1) Call 866-249-3302. Ask to be transferred "to the office of Mr. Stumpf." Once you reach the secretary or switchboard operator, say the following:
"Hello, my name is ________. I'm one of your customers, and I was hoping to speak to Mr. Stumpf because I'm really getting frustrated with getting a problem resolved, and I know that your company doesn't want me to feel that way."

2) You can also send some of their busy executives a well-written and cogent complaint letter (here's how to write one):,,,,,,,,,,,

If you prefer using written correspondence, particularly when sending letters by certified mail provides a trail that they actually got your letter, these addresses may come in handy:

Corporate Offices
Wells Fargo
420 Montgomery Street
San Francisco, CA 94104

Home Mortgage
Wells Fargo Home Mortgage
P.O. Box 10335
Des Moines, IA 50306-0335
Home Equity

Wells Fargo Home Equity-Internet
MAC S3837-020
2nd Floor
2222 W Rose Garden Lane
Phoenix, AZ 85027-2644
Online Customer Service

Wells Fargo Customer Service
P.O. Box 4132
Concord, CA 94524-4132
Wells Fargo Financial
Wells Fargo Financial, Inc.

Customer Service F4008-080
800 Walnut
Des Moines, IA 50309

Romney The Draft Dodger

One thing that is true is that Romney left college to go to France as a Mormon missionary to avoid the draft.

Like Most Neocons, Mitt Romney Avoided the Draft During Vietnam Unlike most, however, he has changed his story about it
Jon Ponder | Jun 8, 2012

Romney protested in favor of the Vietnam War

Mitt Romney has built his international relations team out of many, if not most, of the same neocons whose “bomb first, ask questions never” policies were at the root of the foreign affairs disasters during the George W. Bush era.

In the 1960s, like most high-profile neocons — Dick Cheney, Ted Nugent, Paul Wolfowitz, Bill Kristol, John Bolton and their cheerleaders like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly — Mitt Romney avoided serving in the Vietnam War. Like Cheney, Romney sought and received multiple deferments. Cheney had five; Romney had four. (Like George Bush, John Bolton served in the National Guard, which was all but a guarantee against service overseas in those days.)

But unlike his fellow draft-dodging neocons, Romney has a record of lying about his deferments:

    Though an early supporter of the Vietnam War, Romney avoided military service at the height of the fighting after high school by seeking and receiving four draft deferments, according to Selective Service records. They included college deferments and a 31-month stretch as a “minister of religion” in France, a classification for Mormon missionaries that the church at the time feared was being overused.The country was cutting troop levels by the time he became eligible for the draft, and his lottery number was not called.


    As a presidential candidate in 2007, Romney told The Boston Globe he was frustrated, as a Mormon missionary, not to be fighting alongside his countrymen.  :

   “I was supportive of my country,” Romney said. “I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there, and in some ways it was frustrating not to feel like I was there as part of the troops that were fighting in Vietnam.”

    …But the frustration he recalled in 2007 does not match a sentiment he shared as a Massachusetts Senate candidate in 1994, when he told The Boston Herald, “I was not planning on signing up for the military.”    

“It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam, but nor did I take any actions to remove myself from the pool of young men who were eligible for the draft,” Romney told the newspaper.

More LIES by Romney the Draft Dodger


Romney the flip flop liar
Has and ever growing nose
I'd like interrogate him
And beat him with the rubber hose

All of the other Republicans
Used used to laugh and call him liar
Till Romney the flip flop liar
Sold out to the highest buyer

Then one ugly ugly day
The Koch brothers came to say
Boy we like the way you lie
We want you to be our guy

Then all the NeoCONs loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Romney the flip flop liar
We sold our integrity?

Monday, August 27, 2012

How To Fit 10 Pounds of Shit in a 5 Pounds Bag.

HOW DID ROMNEY THE LIAR and CROOK GET $101,000,000 IN HIS IRA?!? OR The Secret Behind Mitt's Magic IRA OR.. How to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Visit Romney the Liar In Prison

Especially when by law he was allowed to invest only $30,000 a year into it? William D. Cohan at Bloomberg had some questions about this as well, right here:

This great mystery seems to have troubled others, as well. On July 3, Current TV host Jennifer Granholm, a former Democratic governor of Michigan, invited Edward Kleinbard, a law professor at the University of Southern California, on her show to discuss how Romney could have accomplished this remarkable feat. There were “only two possibilities,” Kleinbard told Granholm. Either “from a little acorn, a mighty oak grew very, very quickly, extraordinarily so,” Kleinbard explained, causing Granholm to interject, “What little acorn could grow to be $101 million? I want to get some of that acorn!”

The other possibility, Kleinbard suggested, was not dissimilar to what [Mark] Maremont theorized: that Romney contributed limited-partnership interests in Bain’s buyouts to his IRA. What was “quite troubling” to Kleinbard is that he suspected Romney may have contributed these interests to his IRA at a fraction of their market value -- “pennies on the dollar” -- and well below what he might have charged you or me. When the buyouts became successful, Kleinbard proposed, the pennies on the dollar were suddenly worth real dollars.

“What’s very frustrating to me about all this is that we can only talk in abstractions and generalities because, again, of the lack of disclosure,” Kleinbard said.

Lack of disclosure is the hallmark of Willard's career. His suspicious activities are always cloaked in secrecy. Willard will stonewall, lie, BS, hem and haw but he will NOT disclose his financial activities.

What is he hiding from us?

What is it he doesn't want us to see?


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Friday, August 24, 2012

Mitt Romney Explains Blind Trusts

Romney has tax sheltered 100's of million in Bermuda and the Cayman Islands on which he pay ZERO taxes. It's with a high yield tax evasion investment scam called Sankaty High Yield Asset Investors.

The next video is short and it precisely nails Romney in his lies about blind trusts.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Would Obama Hit Dat? Would Romney Hit Dat?

We already know that Romney is a fussy eater and his wacky religion forbids him to drink good old American Coca Cola or Budweiser beer. WTF, that's just unAmerican and an insult to every Joe Six Pack out their. Say what you want about George W Bush but he was never afraid to tie one on. Hell, deep down W is a good ole boy and given enough booze and coke he'd hit most reasonably attractive women.
American Patriot Joe Six Pack

I have no doubt that Bush would hit this BBW and that if he were unmarried Obama would hit that to. Would money man Mitt hit this? I doubt it.
McCain was always quite the womanizer and he's had a lot of sweet pun tang over the years. Say what you want about Sarah Palin but she is one hot slutty MILF any you Libs who are reading this would have no problem putting a clothes pin on your nose and laying the dick to slutty Sarah. Sluts are hot. Our ace internet reporter Belly Boy, the Dean of Feederism Proud FA, Culinary nutritionist the Chef and I Fat Bastard along with every other red blooded American loves sluts and lesbians.

Would Obama hit Palin? No doubt! He'd give her a case of jungle fever that would melt the polar ice caps faster than global warming and in the process he'd fuck some sense into that slutty airhead. W too would get coked up and drunk and screw her but Romney could fall in a barrel of tits and end up sucking his thumb and not only that; when Sarah got one look at his magic Mormon underwear she'd laugh herself silly.

Props to Obama. Even though he's man enough to appreciate BBW's and sluts like the Palin women he has a hot chocolate mama who blows them all away. If he wants thick booty the first lady's got it. Baby got back!
Not only does the first lady got the looks and the style there is one important thing that she hasn't got and that's an STD. So while Barry O is man enough and while there is probably no muff too tough he's stickin with Michelle.
Typical Frumpy Mormon Women Bush would have to blow a lot of coke before he could get with one of these matronly Mormon maidens. Romney would probably do the two normal sized one on the left and perhaps he would open the trap door on his Mormon underpants so that the fat one could give him an enema. God knows he needs one especially if she stuck the nozzle in his ear.

Think about it. If the whole world was Mormon there would be a lot of guys spanking their monkeys because they never get any pussy. Do the math. Here on earth the ratio of male to female is about 50 50. If a few rich Mormon fucksticks like Romney married 50+ women there would not be enough single women for the working stiffs.

Call me old fashioned but guys need to get laid on a regular basis. Sure, us fat boys beat off to porn a lot because it's harder for us to get laid but still.... we need some of that sweet pun tang as much as the next guy.
Hot Mormon Mama Marie Osmond On Dancing With the Stars

I am not saying that Mormon women can't be hot and that Obama wouldn't hit one. Marie Osmond is smokin hot and even though Bristol Palin has a slut pedigree she'll have to slut it up a whole lot more to be as hot as Marie. I suspect that even Marie Osmond is a little bit too country and a little bit too rock & roll for some stiff like Mitt Romney.
Bristol Palin Slutting It Up Big Time On Dancing With the Stars
Would Romney hit Bristol Palin? Hmmm... Let's see... they ARE both a couple of whores. Romney changes his positions to please the client. Bristol is young and we know that Mormons like em young. Hell, Brigham Young had nearly 60 wives and many were pre teens. Even though Bristol has had a lot of Levi Johnson's Johnson, Mitt would probably hit Bristol as a way of auditioning her for one of his many wives when he becomes a god of his on planet as Mormon doctrine promises.

I, Fat Bastard can only opine on this subject so I would have to refer to an expert, and who better than the big dog himself.... Bill Bubba Clinton? Bill Clinton has gotten his Slick Willie in more prime and not so prime beaver than most porn stars. Bill Clinton has laid more pipe than than Exxon. Bill Clinton still gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Bill Allegedly Asked Paula (scared of you) Jones For a Blow Job
Bill hit some real skanks and that not even W would have hit even if he was on a 3 day coke binge. Bill is like a rock star with many groupies and I have had many a rock stars tell me that when it comes to groupies go for the knob. Boom Shaka Laka Rapper Belly Boy will tell you to go for a Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinski opening wide for Bubba and another pearl necklace

Neither Romney nor Obama would hit Lewinsky or Paula Jones.

If you would like a more serious explanation for why Mitt Romney is unfit and too unAmerican to be POTUS visit ROMNEY THE LIAR

Now for some more Hits and Misses.
Obama hit dat. No hit for Mitt.

Obama hit dat. No hit for Mitt.
Obama hit dat. No hit for Mitt.
Obama would not hit it but Mitt might sell its blubber for bio-fuel.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Message From Anonymous To The Romney Gang

I was contacted by anonymous ans and asked to post a message from them.

Attention Fatlings, Feeders, Gainers, Gluttons and Admirers

I know that some of our regulars are missing the the fat and may be sick of the nastiness of presidential politics but I, Fat Bastard and staff believe that because of that slime Mitt Romney Bigger Fatter Politics needed to concentrate on more general issues.

We have not strayed from our mission to promote obesity and gluttony and we have not forgotten about our faithful readers. With that in mind we are temporarily posting fat centric and food centric article on NAAFA

For now are a treat to our readers here are some pictures of some big sloppy fat gluttons.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Your're So Bain

You walked onto the convention stage like you were walking onto a yacht
Moving with such arrogance
Like a pampered rich kid snot.
You had one eye in the camera as you watched yourself go by
And giving a wink to your evil Bain partners EVIL Bain partners ...and

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you didn't pay and taxes
Did you? Did You?
You talked like a liberal not so long ago to become governor of a state.
And even then you probably paid
A zero percent tax rate.
But you have even less than zero percent of your father's integrity.

You have accounts in the Cayman islands
The Cayman Islands
John McCain knew you never paid your taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you don't pay any taxes

Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
You tell more lies than even Newt Gingrich
Even Newt Gingrich!
You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You?
Well I hear you went  on vacation with your dog on the roof of the car
For 11 hours he crapped his fur
Because the trip was really far
Well you're lying all the time
When you're not you're with some cheat or a corporate gangster
Corporate and...

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
John McCain, knows you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so vain, you probably never paid any taxes taxes

You lie about nearly everything like most Republicans do
But even by their low standards that's a lot of lying too
You'll step up on the podium and run your lying mouth
hoping  those lemmings would buy all your bullshit Would buy all your bullshit

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
John McCain, knows you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?

Let's add some even more perspective here.  Barack Obama who is not filthy rich released  8 years of taxes. George W. Bush and father George H.W. Bush released  10 and 14 years respectively. Bill Clinton released 12 years. Here's the coup de grâce. Mitt's father released 12 years worth of tax returns the same as President Bill Clinton.

Mitt Romney: 10 Pounds of Lies in a 5 Pound Bag!

Romney video lies are all over You Tube. Romney the liar, is caught lying again and again. I urge you to look for more and more videos of Romney lying are share them with everyone. Spread them all over the net.

Here Romney the Liar is lying about spending and Cenk Uygur from the Young Turks gives the criminal son of a bitch a fact enema.

Mitt Romney is a total fucking liar. That's not a surprise because blue collar criminals are liars.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Liar Paul "Ayn Rand" Ryan Blame Obama For A GM Plant Closing

I guess that Newt Gingrich wasn't a big enough liar for Romney so he chose Paul Ryan for VP. Paul Ryan, atheist Ayn Rand's biggest fan does not know the difference between 2008 and George W Bush and 2009 and President Obama.

Paul Ryan, like Romney is a bald faced liar. Read more about Paul Ryan's lies by clicking on ROMNEY THE LIAR