Thursday, August 30, 2012

Clint Eastwood To Speak At Republican Convention

The phony Republicans with their phony Christian values have chosen serial womanizer Clint Eastwood to speak at their CONvention/lie fest. Republicans like to pretend that they stand for family and Christian values but clearly they do not. All that talk is smoke and mirrors. They have proven that once again by hiring an actor to speak at their convention. Not an actor like Ronald Reagan who actually represented family values in real life but instead they picked Clint Eastwood who aborts babies and goes through women like toilet paper.

It's all about image with these sick freaks. During the primaries there were also two freaky womanizers running - Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain. Other than his compulsive lying and tax evasion Romney's sleaze factor may not reach typical Republican standards so that must be why the brought it Clint Eastwood. To add drug abuse and pedophilia, two more Republican values they need to bring in Rush Limbaugh. Mike Huckabee will be there for the gluttony factor. 

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Glutton, Pedophile and Drug Addict


Clint is there for to represent and demonstrate two Republican values, hypocrisy and misogyny.  

Unlike the smears and lies Republicans have been using about the President who like Vice President Biden is a true family man who respects women, the charges I have leveled at Clint Eastwood are 100% true.

Clint Eastwood is not a good family man nor does he represent American values. He's a true Hollywood elitist who can't keep his pants on.


 Relationships From Wikipedia

Eastwood told biographer Richard Schickel that he lost his virginity at age 14.[1][2] He has fathered at least seven children by five women and been described as a "serial womanizer."[1][2][3] According to biographers Marc Eliot and Patrick McGilligan, Eastwood had affairs with actresses Catherine Deneuve,[4][5] Jill Banner,[6] Jamie Rose,[7] Inger Stevens,[8] Jo Ann Harris,[9] Jean Seberg,[10] script analyst Megan Rose,[9][11] James Brolin's former wife Jane,[12] columnist Bridget Byrne, [13] and swimming champion Anita Lhoest.[4] Biographer and friend Paul Lippman have indicated that Eastwood was particularly sexually promiscuous in the 1970s. He purchased the Hog's Breath Inn in Carmel in the early 1970s, and he used his apartment nearby to meet young ladies for "nooners" and "five in the afternooners." [14] According to Lippman, "Eastwood seemed to get a bang out of this kinkier side to himself and rarely concealed it, often gloated about it."[14]

Eastwood married Maggie Johnson on December 19, 1953, six months after they met on a blind date.[15] However, their matrimony would not prove altogether smooth, with Eastwood later acknowledging that he had married at too young of an age (twenty-three). A decade later, while separated from Johnson, Eastwood had an affair with dancer Roxanne Tunis (who was also married yet separated), inadvertently fathering his first child, Kimber Tunis (born June 17, 1964); he did not publicly acknowledge her until 1996.[16] After a reconciliation, he had two children with Johnson: Kyle Eastwood (born May 19, 1968) and Alison Eastwood (born May 22, 1972). Eastwood filed for divorce in 1979 after another long separation, but the $25 million divorce settlement was not finalized until May 1984.[17][18]

Eastwood entered a relationship with actress Sondra Locke in 1975. They lived together for fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[19][20] Locke had two abortions and a tubal ligation within the first four years of the relationship.[21][22] The couple co-starred in six films together: The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Gauntlet, Every Which Way but Loose, Bronco Billy, Any Which Way You Can, and Sudden Impact. On April 10, 1989, while Locke was directing the film Impulse, Eastwood changed the locks on their Bel Air home, had many of her possessions removed and placed in storage.[23] Locke filed a palimony suit against Eastwood, then sued him a second time for fraud, regarding a phony directing contract he set up for her in settlement of the first lawsuit.[24] Eastwood and Locke finally resolved the dispute with a non-public settlement in 1999.[25] Her autobiography, The Good, the Bad, and the Very Ugly, includes a harrowing account of Eastwood's treatment of her during the events surrounding their separation.[26]

During the last four years of his cohabitation with Locke, Eastwood had an intermittent, hidden affair with flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves. According to biographers, the two met at a pub in Carmel, and conceived a son, Scott Reeves (born March 21, 1986), at the premiere of Pale Rider.[27] They also had a daughter, Kathryn Reeves (born February 2, 1988).[18] The birth certificates for both children stated "Father declined."[28][29] Although they were mentioned in exposé articles as early as 1995, Eastwood did not present his and Reeves' children to the public until 2002.[30] Kathryn served as Miss Golden Globe at the 2005 ceremony where she presented Eastwood with an award for Million Dollar Baby.[31]

In 1990, Eastwood began living with actress Frances Fisher, whom he had met on the set of Pink Cadillac (1989).[32] They co-starred in Unforgiven, and had a daughter, Francesca Fisher-Eastwood (born August 7, 1993).[33] The couple ended their relationship in early 1995,[34] but remain friends and later acted together in True Crime.

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13 comments:

  1. This is so true. Clint treats women like crap. He's as bad as Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump. Only a total douche bag like Romney would pick a whore master like Clint Eastwood.

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  2. Fuck you motha fucka! Don't be playa hatin. 9-9-9.

    Take it from me, Spermin Herman Cain, bros before hos.

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    1. I'm with you Herman. As the Dean of womanizing all I can say is be wise when you womanize. Here's what I add to your 9-9-9 and that 69 69 69

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  3. Would you two former negroes stop fighting among yourself and do what I do. Get yourself some Oxycontin, Viagra and a round trip flight to the Dominican Republican for sex with little girls. That's what I do. Pedophilia kicks ass. All my ditto heads know that.

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    1. Fuck that Rush! Sure we Republicans like raping little kids but nothing beats having a prostitute put a diaper on you and then poop in that diaper.

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    2. Fuck that shit bitches! I Mitt Romney is the Mackist of all you Mack Daddies and Daddy Macks. Right now I am just doing time with Ann but when I die I get my own fucking planet and all the hos I can handle and since I will be a god I can probably duplicate myself so that I can lay my Mormon Dick to all them hos. How gansta is that? I have always had wood for Marie Osmond especially when she was 9.

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    3. I wanna blow all you guys in a mens room.

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    4. Hey Larry, it looks like I may be going to prison do you have any tips on anal sex?

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  4. I know that I am not in the same league as Clint, Newt and The Sperminator Herman Cain but ya gotta admit I can womanize and sodomize with the best you.

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  5. When I speaker of the house Bill Clinton and I did not agree on much but several things we did agree upon. Number one; Mitt Romney is a flaming asshole and a lying sack of shit and you can beat a drum, you can beat an egg and you can beat your wife but you can't beat a blow job.

    More jobs would be a good thing but more blow jobs would be even better. I know that Herman and I agree on that.

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    1. I have to disagree Mr Speaker. A blow job is nice and I like giving the as much as a do receiving them, just ask Rick Perry but nothing beats a good juicy toe job. There is nothing like sucking the sweaty toes of a really fat woman.

      A toe job beats a blow job every time.

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  6. Hello Fat Bastard!!!

    You wanna see something really fucking retarded???

    Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair up on the stage during the Republican National Convention, pretending that it's Obama.

    Checkout this YouTube video!!!

    Clint Eastwood RNC Speech (COMPLETE): Actor Assails Obama Through Empty Chair

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=933hKyKNPFQ

    I always thought, that only little children talk to an imaginary invisible person.

    That's perfectly normal for little kids, but usually they outgrow that sort of thing as they get older.

    I'm sooooooooo glad the Republican convention is over. Now they can all go home and get their diapers changed!

    I know I'll be happy to watch the Democratic convention on Thursday, September 6,2012 and I'm looking forward to that.

    It will be nice to hear more mature adults talking for a change!

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    1. It's funny. Guys like Chuck Norris and Gary Sinese are Republicans and neither one of them have checkered pasts like Clint Eastwood. Republican have a long history of treating women like crap.

      I see it like this Teddy. Maybe guys like Norris and Sinese turned them down. They know that even by Republican standards Lyin Ryan Mitt RawMoney are poison.

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