Thursday, January 10, 2013

Boycott Papa John's Pizza

Boycott Papa Johns

Boycott Papa Johns Pizza

Buy your pizza from a place where working class people are not used as political pawns.
Papa John's CEO says employees may lose hours to pay for Obamacare
John Schnatter says Obamacare will increase price of pizza 10-14 cents.
Actually, it's 3.4-4.6 cents, according to Forbes
Papa John's Facing $250 Million Text Message Spam Lawsuit
Koch-funded FreedomWorks:
Stand with Papa John's
(screw the workers)
Politics with your pizza?
John Schnatter: You can keep your politics AND you can keep your pizza. We want neither.
"Papa John" is living large in his $600 million castle!
This phony bastard tries to look Italian

Papa John's Castle
John Schnatter’s 40,000 square foot castle is located in a wealthy country club suburb of Louisville, Kentucky. The property is spread out over a 16 acre estate and as Romney mentioned, features several swimming pools, a private lake and a golf course. The guest house alone is 6000 square feet and is valued at over $7 million according to! Another interesting feature is the 22 car multi-level underground garage which has its very own “valet office”, car wash and a gigantic motorized turn table-driveway to help park stretch limousines. (
Other places to avoid:
Boycott this Florida Denny's
Boycott Koch Brothers
Olive Garden and Red Lobster

Related: Republican Senator deep throats Papa John's sausage and takes pepperoni in the ass.


More Bad News For Papa Johns!

(NEWSER) – One large pepperoni, a text-message scandal, and a boycott on the side, please. Papa John's is in the middle of a big mess on two fronts, one in court and one in the media. Here's a look at both: LINK
  • Papa John's is in the midst of a drawn-out $250 million class-action lawsuit for allegedly sending millions of unsolicited texts to customers back in 2010. Some plaintiffs allege that they received as many as 16 texts in a row, sometimes in the middle of the night, reportsCNN. They're suing for $500 per text, but could end up getting triple that pending the jury's decision.
  • Meanwhile, Papa John's CEO John Schnatter is under fire after saying last week that, in the wake of Obama's win, franchise owners may opt to cut shifts for full-time employees to less than 30 hours per week to avoid having to offer them health benefits, as per ObamaCare, reports Kentucky's Courier-Journal.
  • It didn't take long for reactions to start pouring in, with calls for a boycott of the pizza franchise. A Facebook Page for the protest already has more than 1,500 likes, and a Reddit post about the matter has garnered more than 4,000 comments.
  • Caleb Melby, writing for Forbes, took a look at the math behind Schnatter's claims that ObamaCare will force him to hike pie prices by 10 to 14 cents. That math might work out if you only look at large pizza sales, but on average, he figures the increase should only be 3.4 to 4.6 cents a pie.
  • On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart also did some (hasty) math, and figures that to offset health-care costs (which Schnatter estimates at $8 million), Papa John's needs to sell another million or so pizzas. That should be easy, he says, since the company once ran a promo advertising 2 million free pizzas. He advises Schnatter to instead “take all the millions you donated for partisan political purposes and pump it back" into health-care advances that could be good for business.
  • Not everyone is hating on Papa John's, however. More than 14,000 Facebook users have RSVPed to aNational Papa John's Appreciation Day for this Friday, started by a group called Reboot USA, which compares it to the Chick-fil-A frenzy back in August. Supporters are urged to buy an extra pizza and donate it to someone in need.

That "better ingredients, better pizza" mantra might work in the boonies, but when there's actual pizza nearby, you're exposed.  And it's not like they have to compete with NYC pizza here.  Garbage ingredients, garbage pizza.  Service with a smile?  No dice!  Requests for extra sauce results in nearly no sauce.  The crust has more flavor than the cheese.  The condiments... BEST ingredients?  Are you out of your mind?  Bland and processed, at best.  If you're in the area and need pizza, try Dagwood's or Earth, Wind & Flour, or nearly anything else (except Dominoes and Pizza Hut).

(As a side note, why are all of the national garbage chains (Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Dominoes) run by hard line right wingers?  I'm not attacking their politics, I just want to know what conservative mindsets and crap pizza have in common...)


I'll make this brief:

I found a dead (cooked) spider in my pizza.  I called to complain.  They prepared to send me a new pizza.

"No, I don't want a new pizza.  I'm trying not to throw up here.  I just want to tell you this so you clean up your ovens and your kitchen."

I will never order from here again.  I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat Papa John's pizza again.

Papa Johns Can Make you DEATHLY ILL!

UPDATE! I Fat Bastardo have eaten a lot of pizza including Papa Johns. Papa Johns is the worst. Fatlings like to get the most bang for the buck and ordering delivery pizza is not cost effective. I have eaten every frozen pizza and everyone of them is far superior to Papa Johns and they cost less. By the time a pizza delivered you can bake and be eating a frozen pizza.

Tombstone pizzas are fat guy approved!


  1. How about boycotting them because they make terrible pizza? Nasty, greasy crap- tasted like a tub of margarine was thrown on it before baking it.

    1. Their pizzas really suck even for chain pizzas. They SUCK. Their stores have a lot of health code violations too.

  2. John Schnatter tries to look Italian and that pisses me off. That is as insulting and as tacky as a White person wearing black face to promote fried chicken. He's luck some guy Vito doesn't put his balls in spaghetti sauce.

    Another pizza pimp who insults Italians is Spermin Herman Cain with his Godfather Pizza which is another insult to Italian Americans.

    Get your pizza from a real pizza shop. The pizza chefs don't have to be Italians because non Italians can make a decent pizza. Support small businesses. Anyone who impersonates another ethnicity is a fuck wad.

  3. Fuck Yeah! Papa Johns Pizza sucks ass. We have a Little Caesars and it costs less and it much better.

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