Sunday, January 27, 2013

Paula Deen Weight Loss Sellout

Paula Deen Another Weight Loss Sellout

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I don't know whether the oink angrily or oink sadly but America's butter Queen Paula Deen is downright skinny and as bad as that is it gets worse. Her husband Grover lost 60 pounds in order to avoid knee surgery – what a wimp! Sadly, it gets even worse both her sons have lost weight to deal with their health problems. This is a sad day for gluttons everywhere. Combined, Paula Deen's clan has lost a total of 174 pounds.

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Her husband Grover lost the weight to avoid knee surgery. I guess all is cooking did not trump the pain of a damaged knee joint. The once plump Paula after being diagnosed with diabetes was at first it defiant and fatlings everywhere from but somebody got to her and set of taking drugs for diabetes Paula Deen decided to eat rabbit food and abandon her delicious Southern cooking.

Paula Deen joins a long list of BBW sellouts.

Aretha Franklin selfishly decided that breathing and singing were more important than her food. Shame on you Aretha.

Valerie Bertinelli is another weight loss sellout. She joins the ranks of people like Carrie Fisher, Al Roker, Kirstie Alley, Sharon Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Sarah Ferguson formerly the princes of pork but now princes of York, Jordan Sparks and so many others have disappointed those of us in the gluttony and fat acceptance movement.


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UPDATE: Valarie Bertanelli has been in full blimp mode since 2016

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Kirstie Alley Once HOT----------------- Now NOT


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We still have Carnie Wilson. Even after two weight loss surgeries that included a gastric bypass and then gastric banding Carnie Wilson still defies the fat haters and she continues to blimp out. OINK OINK OINK.... YOU GO GIRL GLUTTON!



I never thought the Paula Deen butter Queen with sellout but I was equally shocked to find out that another sexy sow Ann Wilson from the Canadian rock band heart has also lost a tremendous amount of weight after having gastric band.

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The only fat celebrity that we can really depend on these days is Oprah. Sure, Oprah will get fat and then not so fat and then fat in the not so fat and then fat and not so fat but we always know that like Carnie Wilson, Oprah will always remain a hefty hogs. The jury is still out on Rosie O'Donnell. Let's hope that her heart attack scare won't cause her to eat salad and get skinny. Rosie especially, will look horrible skinny with that great big melon head of hers.






5 comments:

  1. You forgot Jennifer Hudson.

    We should start a betting pool for when Adele sells out, and to what weight loss company.

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  2. Adele will sell out to but I still think we can count on Susan Boyle to remain in blimp proportions. Even Ruben the stud Studdard and lost weight. That's disappointing especially after he beat that skinny runt Troy my ass is achin Akin in sales.

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