Thursday, May 23, 2013

FAT HATE BONANZA!

Even Hoss Cartwright is Pissed

FAT HATE BONANZA! by Chuck Roast

I really had some apprehension about posting this hateful garbage that I found online on a message board. I will not post the addy of the site because I don't want to give them any free publicity but let it suffice to say this was on a fitness site. We all know how cruel those roid monkeys can be.

I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW's that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now because I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.

Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with Fat Bastard he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man's defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned ladies. Fat men have feelings too and they also suffer the cruel ridicule persecution that fat women suffer. I suppose if a bunch of skinny skanks like Me Me Roth and her band of fat haters started a similar thread about fat men people would laugh and think it was OK.

For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)

I am sure some of you put on the beer googles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.

When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?

Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than pork.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.thatsfit.com/media/2008/04/miraclesuit-dos-santos-swimsuit.jpg
 Slendarina Hotters  http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/MistressAura/Emoticons/boner.gif?t=1258754236

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/snowowl/Personal%20Pics/img4_lg.jpg
 Barbie Bonable OOO Yeah! http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/MistressAura/Emoticons/boner.gif?t=1258754236

http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/8/optimized/492268_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=327&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg
Patty Perhaps I'd hit that.

Chubberella

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/Nikpea/chubby215c.jpg
Brenda Buffet

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/ChloeBikiniHELLO_468x840.jpg
Gormanda Sealpup

http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/fat-woman-outside.jpg
Maida Ham
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bv2h-aJzy1c/RxlbP0k0OBI/AAAAAAAAA8o/ysuln--a4Mw/s400/eddie_murphy(2007-as-fat-woman-in-bikini-norbit-med-lrge).jpg
Fatty Baluca http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/vomit-into-the-toilet.gif




Panni Pannicula

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5wNDNNqf4LM/Tpn0KoptT5I/AAAAAAAADF4/hoSJEWZEql4/s1600/Crushing%2BMy%2BSlave_P1.wmv_snapshot_00.31_%255B2011.10.16_00.58.20%255D.jpg

Largina Crush






Rotunda Hindenberg
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images/really-fat-woman.jpg
Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can't tell!

http://zam.zamimg.com/images/c/0/c0737ddc18d0276e00a48f11bcd46835.png

Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!




  HOLY SHIT! 
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2 comments:

  1. I'd lay the dick to the 1st, 2nd, 5th and 6th.

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