Monday, May 6, 2013

Weight Gain Drugs vs "Natural" Foods

There are a lot of weight gain strategies. A tried and true one is to eat like a pig but what about a more high tech solution? Some of the best appetite enhancement drugs are the psychiatric meds and Abilify tops the list. (Deadly Abilify Side Effects) If you don't mind life threatening and permanent side effect Abilify can increase your weight by a whopping 50 pounds a month but if you prefer a more natural weight gain nothing beats good old fashioned Doritos. Fat girls LOVE Doritos! Don't believe me? Check this out!


Now do you believe me?!

Nearly all psych meds are obesogenic but they can make you crazy but since fat girls are already nutty drama queens what will a few more crazy symptoms hurt; however, if you are a male gainer it sucks being crazy so eat Doritos with dip and Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

EAT!

 



13 comments:

  1. I am on several drugs for my diseases. They make a big weight gain. Me wife no like it. She say "Me no like it." I say "Bish make a sandwishes." She say "I work. You make a sandwishes. All you do play video game." I make a cry.

    Maybe more medicine need so not cry.

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    1. Yo dawg, you gots to get rull wit yo' woman. You gots to be all "YO!! Yo job is makin' sammiches and strokin' my mushroom tip, yaheard!?" Ain't matter if y'all is fat as hell. She yo' woman.

      Y'all gots to get them QUALITY meds, from dem QUALITY doctaz, not that prizon shit mental ward meds, dawg. Hook it up, dawg! Go to a LICENSED doctah.

      Da Ghetto Kid

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  2. King Dingaling,

    Simply say to your wife, "Shut up and make me a sandwich beotch".

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    1. I tell you first. I tell you I say this and she tell me she have job I not have job and she make me feel a bad because I do not provide for her like man. She say I no do man thing so she no do woman thing so no sandwich no sexes.

      Me take more medicine. Make me sleepy but make me feel ok.

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    2. Please I help a need a job so I get respects from my wife and she give me the sexes again I miss the sexes and the sweet kiss but I scared she want leave me for other man I so worried I not sleep at night just worry if she leaf me soon and I cry.

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    3. Proud FA who is my best friend started a car washing and detailing business and not he has 8 guys working for him and he make over $100K a year and barely works now.

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    4. Ok I make a try. I make a try this. I have bucket already so I have head start. Hobefully this work good for me and I make a details and a cleans of the cars.

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    5. Get a sponge and some soap and you're in business.

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    6. I make a $45 dollar yesterdays!! I make a money! It working!! After sponge and other expense I make a maybe $35 profit just in one day a work. I make a dollars. I make a some of dollars. I charge a $5 for a wash a car. I am make a real fat man so it hard to make a lot of stop to pay to wash a car. People no want a stop for the fat man. It hard. I make less than a minimum's wages.

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    7. $45 is $45! You will get faster and your business will grow. Let's say that you make a dollar more each day. In a year you will be making $410 a day. If you work 365 days a year you will make over $149,000 a year plus tips less the cost of soap and sponges.

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    8. I make a just a stable dollar. It not make a $1 more every day. I make a work a 7 day a week like you tell me. I make a work a 10 hour. I make a big back hurt. I make a bouts the only 1 car come every hour. So many car pass, nobody want make a give me $5 a wash car. Nobody give a tip. People say a "thank you fat man" and a other thing. My wife is shamed of me.

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    9. You have to go to the homes of these people with a bucket, car soap, car wax and other car washing chemicals like stuff to clean the wheels and tires. Also bring a vaccum cleaner and a pocket hose. www.pockethose.com/ Charge 20 to 25 dollars a car.

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    10. I try this. Nobody want pay me $20 for this. They tell me go away get job. I tell them this my job. They say no car wash do this or it not need. I say but I need. I do work. I make a pay. My wife no have a sex on other mens. I make happy. They no listen. I make a worried. This not big good business I expect. I make a very little money sometime they let me do for $5 but no $20 no $25 they say for so short amount working.

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