Friday, July 12, 2013

$$$ Free Money For Fatlings $$$

$$$ FREE Money For Fatlings $$$

CHA CHING! $$$$ Compliments of Uncle Sam $$$$

One of the nicest things about porking fat women is that many of them are simply too fat to work. That means that they are home all day just waiting for a feeding and a fucking from yours truly. One secret that the old fat acceptance with their victim mentality will not tell you is that you can get free money, housing and medical benefits simply for being too fat. When I hear the vitriol from the angry hens like Kelly Bliss in the old fat acceptance movement I hasten to remind them just how fat friendly society and Uncle Sam have become. Fat Bastard is currently on SSDI and SSI due to the disabling condition of his disability but little did he know that simply being fat would qualify him for disability long before the heart disease, diabetes and bad knees kicked in. Cha Ching! This is another example of how the old fat acceptance through their intellectual dishonesty and their warped ideology have dropped the ball and further harmed fat people. At the next NAAFA convention, if there even is one this year Fat Bastard and I will be serving a HUGE plate of crow to NAAFA's big wigs pig wigs.

Bon Appetite NAAFA!
Gluttonous Fatlings are indeed becoming a protected and special class. Unlike Blacks who had to march and be killed just to receive basic human rights, all fatlings need to do is get fatter they have already become the majority. Fatlings did not even need a dynamic leader and martyr like Dr Martin Luther King. The only debts of gratitude that is owed by the fat community is big thank you to the food industry for serving our needs and never forgetting that the customer is always right, the medical community for all the advances that enable fat people to grow fatter and fatter and fatter and to Uncle Sam for accommodating the needs of all fat Americans regardless of color, creed or national origin and Bill Fabrey of Ample Stuff. USA USA USA USA! May the Belly God Bless America!

Social Security Disability and Morbid Obesity $$$ or Get Fat Get a Check!

There was a time when Morbid Obesity was specifically listed in the social security impairment book, or blue book, as a disabling condition. Individuals filing for social security disability (SSD) or supplemental security income (SSI) benefits were evaluated according to a social security height/weight chart and, if their statistics met the blue book definition of obesity, they could be awarded benefits based on that condition alone.

All that changed in 1999, when Social Security no longer recognized obesity as an inherently disabling condition. The logic was that many obese individuals are able to lead productive lives and hold gainful employment. Today, you can still be awarded disability benefits for obesity, Cha Ching but only if you can demonstrate through medical records that your obesity is causing other physical symptoms severe enough to prevent you from working.

In other words, you must show, not only that you are obese, but that you are unable to work, either due to the existence of other related medical conditions such as arthritis, musculoskeletal disorders, diabetes, decreased pulmonary function (extreme difficulty breathing), etc., or due to the fact that your obesity is in itself so severe it limits you from performing work and other activities of daily living, such as driving a car, bathing, walking, etc. Cha Ching!
If your obesity is aggravating (or the cause of) medical conditions such as asthma, cardiac arrhythmia, edema, arthritis, etc., then you would file for disability based on the condition that is listed in the blue book (not obesity).

If you are morbidly obese but do not suffer from any other serious medical condition, you may still qualify for SSD/SSI benefits in the form of a medical vocational allowance, commonly referred to as a Med-Voc. A Med-Voc allowance is awarded to individuals that can show that their condition, while not listed in the blue book, is so severe that it prevents them from performing any form of gainful employment. Cha Ching! Med-Voc allowances rely heavily on a physician’s statement of your residual functional capacity (RFC), a form detailing exactly what activities you can and cannot perform in light of your medical condition.

RFC assessments are made by physicians who provide input on SSD and SSI cases for the social security administration. However, a claimant can obtain such an assessment from their own physician and submit this. Fat freindly doctor and Cha Ching! If you are planning on filing for disability based on obesity alone, you should ask your physician to fill out an RFC for you, or you may be asked to attend a consultative exam (CE) with a social security doctor, who will assess your impairment and the extent to which it limits your physical activity.

In the case of morbid obesity, an RFC will most likely be required by the disability examiner evaluating your claim, and it’s better to have the form completed by your own Fat Friendly treating physician than one that works for the social security administration (SSA).

Note: an RFC form is freely available from this site and can be downloaded at the bottom of the homepage for

Just take in the majesty of this man and all other gluttonous fatlings. If some fat phobic jock or some Goody Two Shoes like anorexic kill joy MeMe Roth complain that tax dollars are being spent to accommodate simply say to them, "Shut the fuck up douche bag!" I knew Kate Harding was good for something.
Fat Bastard Being Fat and Majestic!

Obligatory Sexy Porkable Poker.

Afternoon delight is about ice cream and man cream. I love it. When they don't have to work they have plenty of time to play. There are millions of these hot sexy SSBBWs waiting at home for a fat admirer to deliver the sausage.


  1. Good evening Fat Bastard!

    OK, what I'm about to say here is way off topic.

    But, here is a blog you should check out.

    "Galileo Was Wrong The Church Was Right is now in its 6th Edition, in 3 Volumes, and brand new CD-ROM!Purchase Here"

    Yeah! The fuck-tard who put up this shitty blog is getting rich peddling all kinds of lies against science!

    Sorry I haven't been posting much here lately.

    I've been very busy since I have moved into my new apartment, and have become a member of South Side Neighborhood Association.

    I'm starting to get more politically involved in my community. We're going to see if we can get our crappy sidewalks fixed, and our streets have more potholes than the moon has craters.

    Also, I have requested that a bookmobile would come into my neighborhood.

    We have an ice cream truck coming in every day, and all the cute little fat kids just love it.

    But, in addition to feeding their fat little bellies, we need a bookmobile to fee their brains as well.

    There is much work to be done.

    Also, in the evenings, I'm too tired to do much. So, I have been resting since moving into my new cottage, and staying in out of the summer heat, and going out only when I need to do my shopping.

    Anyway . . . . .

    Please check out the link to the web blog.

    It's bad enough that we have so many Christard Funny-mentalists who believe the earth is only 6,000 years old.

    But now, we even have Geo-centrists who believe the Catholic church was right, and that Galileo was wrong!

    It beginning the scare the ever-livin' bee-geebers outta me!

    Teddy Bear

    1. OINK!

      I'm pleased to know that you are well and throwing your political weight around.

      Those Christurds are a nasty bunch and they have held the advancement of humanity back for 2000 years. Keep fighting the good fight. You might enjoy watching the Cult of Dusty on You Tube and Dusty beats the snot out of the Christurds. Also there is a fat guy on YouTube called the Amazing Atheist and he's quite good and of course Big Fat RRRRRRRRRRRRReverend Burn.

      I don't have to tell you how backwards Texas is. Rick Perry is a closet rump ranger. I call Perry the Texas Rump Ranger.

      I hope that your run for mayor or city counsel.

      There is some good news from New Jersey. Inspite of having lapband surgery Governor Chris Crisco Christie is still gaining weight. I call that dedication. Talk about an elephant in the room he's going to further fracture the GOP.

  2. I think that the chick in the green bikini is not really fat. She's sexy.

    I am getting more involved in politics as well. I have recently joined the Bowel Movement, and we are seeing a lot of new changes in my neighborhood. We're mowing lawns, eating chicken, sharing recipes, and saving lives. It's pretty moving stuff, moving people from the lowest (bowels of society) in the upward direction, therefore we call it the Bowel Movement.

    I am a Christian, but I do believe in evolution and that the earth is older than 6,000 years old. It's at least like, I dunno a couple bill'.

    For navigating on earth, it can sometimes be helpful to think of the earth as being the center, and technically it is all a matter of perspective. If you are looking at it from the solar system as a whole's perspective, the sun is the center. But really the sun is orbiting some other stuff, and that's orbiting other stuff, etc, galaxies are orbiting around and it's all relative. If you wanted to make a "true" chart you'd need to know where everything in the universe is so you could make a full map, and see what is moving around what. It is better to look at things from the solar system's point of view if you are talking about launching a space probe, but if you are using the stars to navigate then thinking of those stars moving around in little circles results in simpler and easier to use charts. You could always say that some specific planet doesn't move, it's just the rest of the universe moving around in some convoluted other way that has the same effect. Of course, the people saying that Earth is the center of the universe or the solar system are fools and are wrong, because from the larger perspective it is not true. The Church rejects the geocentric model today, and in fact has its own Vatican Observatory which discovers new planets and such.



  3. That chick in the green bikini and the other two are the same chick. She blimped out so she could get on the gravy and mashed potatoes train.

    Dr Bear is my go to source for anything cosmological. He is able put things into terms that everyone can understand. As you know astronomy is the biggest fattest science.

    1. DAYUM! That's the same chick in all three pics!?!?!

      Holy crapy! Somehow it makes a woman SOMEWHAT more bang-worthy to know that she used to be attractive. Like if your memories of her were when she wasn't fat, and you liked her then, you might be inclined to want to bang her even if she looked like that second picture. By the third picture, only a FA should attempt to bang such a SSBBW.

      By now that gal is probably at least 600 pounds and gaining. In some ways, I do see your over-arching point that there could be too many obese women SOMETIMES. I think if a woman has the potential to stay skinny, she should do that, and let the women who are consistently obese through life be the ones to plump up to BBW and SSBBW status. We need some thin women in society.

    2. We need to save the thinlings. We are reaching the tipping point where we as a civilization could collapse.

      We fat boys will never get laid without skinny chicks with low standards.

    3. I have a few fat friends, including Big Mike, and George Fiveman. George weighs about 400 lbs and his girlfriend is about 350 lbs, and he says that he has no problem having sex with her. He is a brother, so that could be part of it. Big Mike is probably around 240 lbs and his girlfriend weighs about 190 lbs. Mike has severely high blood pressure and diabetes, so he uses boner pills to have sex with his girlfriend (he refuses to take any medication for the blood pressure or diabetes.)

      I think we need to Save the Thins as well, but it is hard in our modern society of fast food, processed food, and great advertisements that make you want to EAT, EAT, EAT!


      I'm about to fix myself a nice plate of Nachos. MMMMMMMMM!!!


    4. A lot of fat guys have buried penis syndrome and cannot pork fat girls especially doggie style. Cowgirl style can be dangerous with a fat girl.

      The other thing is when two fatlings get together they usually just end up eating food.

      I fucking adore skinny girls especially the ones with low standards.

      NACHOS fucking RULE! I have a couple of extra cheese pizzas with my name on them.

    5. You said it, Fat Bastard. Buried Penis Sydrome, aka BPS, is a terrible disease that has ravaged the obese male community. I myself barely have a severe case, but I can still get off when my girlfriend sort of rubs my fat in the right way, which massages the penis deeper inside my fat. Regular intercourse is probably impossible even though she is very thin. I'm just too fat. We haven't tried.

      My friend George Fiveman and his fat girlfriend have sex on the regular. They are both extremely sexual, with very high libidos and love to bang. He must be hung really well because he can still plow his morbidly obese girlfriend every day of the week. This is the exception, not the rule. Most very fat men are not so lucky.

      Extra cheese pizzas are amazing! MMMMMM!!! I like mine with some bacon that I put on myself.


    6. It's great when two fatlings can be makin bacon. The Chef, being a man of color is hung like a horse and he can pork women of any size but the Chef "ain't got no wood for them SSBBW's God bless em".

      Sadly most male fatlings have to stick to boning skinny chicks.

      Have you tried a belly bra Belly Boy?

  4. Great article. Thanks for the info, very helpful. BTW, if anyone needs to fill out a “residual functional capacity form”, I found a blank form here: and also here


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