Fat Bastard's Fat Friendly 12 13 Days of Christmas For Fatlings & Gluttons
$easons Greedings From Bigger Fatter Politics
Keeping with holiday tradition I, Fat Bastard would like to present to our readers my fat friendly version of the
The Twelve Days of Christmas
By Fat Bastard
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear sauce.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French ticklers,
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries and French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce
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On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jr's,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate Bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine fat lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten chefs a-chefin,
Nine Lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten Chefs a-cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jr,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!
On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Thirteen pigs a-OINKING,
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers and pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!
Now that you are drooling over all the food, sluts and fat lezzies see more holiday food, recipes and hot fat sluts and lezzies HERE!
Fat Bastard and Proud FA wishing you a Merry XXX-Mas and a Happy New Year!
Ooops! I almost forgot Thinnete and her HOT cousin Skinny Linny
Good evening Fat Bastardo!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, you remember that link I posted to the .jpg image of the obese apple-shaped woman wearing tight fitting jeans who looks like she has practically no butt, and skinny legs.
And remember, I said that she looks like she could out-apple any apple-shaped obese male.
Well, it looks like no woman could ever top men when is comes to being apple-shaped with a small butt and skinny legs.
Check out the web link to this picture!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/56e2cc2a5d9c827e13da37ea6e620a62/tumblr_mnvj31nkRP1qasthro1_500.jpg
Once again, guys win first place in the apple-shape race!
He has a small butt, and he's wearing shorts that are loose fitting and baggy. His shorts have slid down a little bit revealing some butt-crack.
His love-handles are wider than his hips, but his upper-back is much broader than his love-handles. Yeah! His upper-back is at least twice as wide as his pathetic little butt!
It's hard to tell from the photo, but his arms must be at least as big around as his thighs, possible even a little bit bigger around than his thighs.
Yeah! This guy is really top heavy.
Now, it would be awesome if his love-handles could become much broader than is upper-back, and start to hang down over his narrow hips.
Also, he should try to wear his shorts down a little bit lower to expose some more butt-crack.
An obese apple-shaped male should have a big round belly hanging down over the front of his shorts.
Anyway . . . this guy has one weird body shape.
Check it out!!!
Teddy Bear
WOW! Weeble wobble but they don't fall down but this guy is so top heavy that I don't know how he'd get up with so little ballast below his waist.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the guy in the photo (which I hope you post on your blog) looks like he might have Cushing Syndrome.
DeleteYou know, the old adage about avoiding weight gain by eating fewer calories . . . well, this may be true most of the time.
But, one of the really cool things about having Cushing Syndrome, is that people with Cushing Syndrome can easily gain weight on just a thousand calories per day, no matter how much they try to exercise. That's because Cushing Syndrome lowers the metabolism making it almost impossible to lose weight, without the proper medications.
The same with Prader Willi Syndrome, PWS, where people can easily gain weight on less than a thousand calories per day, but in that case, there is something wrong with the part of the brain, the hypothalamus, which regulates our eating behavior, among other things. When that part of the brain is damaged, you appetite rages out of control, and you feel hungry not matter how much you eat. Even when you stomach is filled to capacity, or even overstuffed, you still feel hungry. PWS is a genetic disorder.
Parents who have a child with PWS pust keep the kitchen cabinets and refrigerator paddle-locked to prevent the child from stealing food. They'll even go after the pet food.
Yeah, the guy in the photo looks like he has Cushing Syndrome. It causes weight gain mostly on the upper-body, the face and neck, and the classic "buffalo hump" on the upper-back. That's why he has such a broad upper-back. Chushing Syndrome also causes thinning of the legs while weight gain continues on the upper-body. It makes you become more top-heavy and apple-shaped.
Imagine what it must feel like to be carrying a massive upper-body on thin, weak and wobbly legs!
Imagine being able to gain weight on only a thousand calories per day!
WOW! Now, if you're a glutton who loves eating and gaining weight, then Cushing Syndrome sounds kind of like fun! Really cool!
Especially if you like being apple-shaped.
It's looks really awesome to see a super super super morbidly obese apple-shaped person walking about on skinny legs!
It's enough to almost give you wet dreams!
Teddy Bear
Cushings is easily treatable but PW is untreatable. What is like about Cushing's is the moon face and the elephant hump.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is impressive. How those tooth pick legs support that impressive super structure is astounding and mind boggling!
I will be putting this on my NAAFA blog as BFP is more of a fat centric food centric political and news site. As you know the other NAAFA is a mere whisper of what it once was due to its poor treatment of fat men.
Had fat men been running the fat girl NAAFA it would be the biggest fattest fat acceptance and human rights organization on the planet.
With your expertise in body types maybe you should be the one presenting outstanding fatling pears, apples and everything in between. You are the erudite authority.