I, Fat Bastardo get a lot of questions on many subjects. This is because it is generally understood that most fat men are wise. Not only am I, Fat Bastardo the voice of fat acceptance I am also a soothsayer.
Be nice to fat people... we have enough on our plates. - Fat Bastardo -
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out. - Fat Bastardo -
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people. - Fat Bastardo -