It's a fact, 46% of women are sexually dysfunctional and in older women that percentage is higher. Until the scumbag medical industry starts prescribing testosterone to women they will continue to be sickly nasty moody ice cubes.
I, Fat Bastardo will probably remain a bachelor. I only know one married guy who's not in a shitty and sexless marriage. I look at things in practical terms. Now that I am at a healthy weight I don't have to buy whores but I still do. At least a working whore is honest and while some of you think I am paying for sex know this. I am not paying them for sex, I am paying them to leave. I am not saying that there are not honorable women out there but they are few and far between, If I come across one I, Fat Bastardo may have a relationship with her.
In the meantime I will objectify these whores and treat them like the the psycho cum dumps that they truly are.
Like the auto mechanic in the TV commercial says, "you can pay me now or you can pay be later".
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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or foreplay, as she calls it.