Thursday, July 16, 2015

The "War" On Christianity

This is exactly the kind of laughable logic I'd expect from a Fox News parroting, brainwashed, Bible-banging, cousin marrying, inbreeding tea bagging tool of the Religious Reich. - Jesus H Christ -

Actually, there is a war on freedom of speech by Christians.

A US TEEN has been arrested after posting photos on Facebook of himself simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus.
The unnamed 14-year-old boy from the town of Everett, Pennsylvania could face two years in a juvenile detention center for the ’desecration of a venerated object’.
The statue belongs to a Christian organisation called Love in the Name of Christ, who told the Mail Online that they did not press charges – the pictures were actually discovered by the district attorney’s office, who forwarded them to police.
According to Newsweek, 1972 State law criminalizes the desecration of sacred objects:
…defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.
Two years in jail for an immature prank. Bet he’s really patting himself on the back right now.


  1. Good morning Fat Bastardo!!!

    WOW! I say, give that kid a metal! A gold metal. NO! A platinum metal!

    Of course, he should have waited until September 30 before pulling his stunt, because September 30 is International Blasphemy Day, and it's also on my birthday!!!

    OK, the 1972 Pennsylvania state law against the "desecration of sacred objects" is actually unconstitutional, and it ought to be repealed.

    In fact, all anti-blasphemy laws on the books should be repealed, because it dose violate the separation of church and state.

    Oh! The YouTube video at the top . . . the fine lady who produces these videos, her name is Claire, she lives in Soggy Bottom, North Carolina. She is a retired geologist, and if you go to her YouTube channel, she has made many videos on geology.

    Every Sunday, she has a video called Coffee With Claire.

    I consider her my online geology teacher.

    Yeah! GEOLOGY ROCKS!!!

    And then, I listen to Bob Allison, The Preaching Atheist with his Sunday sermons.

    I think he's cute. He's one of us fat guys.

    I'm straight, but I still can think other guys are cute.

    Anyway . . . . . check out his videos some time.

    ~ Big Fat Heretic ~

  2. Teddy, I was thinking the same thing. That fucking kid is my hero! If the don't want people sticking their dicks in a statue of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsus then get him ti stand the fuck up!

    Claire kicks ass! She knows how to give a fundie a fact enema but unfortunately the fundie rectum/brain is so impacted with shit that it takes more than a fact enema to dislodge it.

    I will check out the preaching atheist. Another great atheist is Christina Rad and my favorite fat atheist is the Amazing Atheist. If you like animation Dark Matter 2525 is outstanding.

  3. Get it right asshole,,,,, It;s Jesus K Christ. The "K" stands for Kletus, the Germanic spelling of the name Cletus.

    1. In response to AnyMouse . . . . .

      Uh . . . pardon me sir . . . but I do believe, that you have us confused . . . with anyone who GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!


      Also . . . Jesus is not coming again, unless he's jacking-off!

      Anyway . . . he better not come again, because if we see JFC and his fucking angels descending from the sky with his flaming sword, we can take him out with an ICBM, and Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile!!!


      But, if Jesus does come again . . . . . are you going to swallow, or spit?

      Now . . . FUCK OFF!!!

      ~ Big Fat Heretic ~

    2. Don't piss of the Bear anymouse! Holy fucking shit did you tear that fuckwad a new asshole!

      @ anymouse: Look queefspray, this is the story. You either chill the fuck out, or I am going to sic the bear on you and Dr Bear aka Big Fat Heretic has chunks of guys like you in his stools.

    3. Good morning Fat Bastardo!

      Well . . . . . I doubt if AnyMouse is going to be back.

      Yeah! If I ever meet that fuckwad in person, I'd snuff a cigar out in his eye!

      Oh! I had to look up queefspray doing a Google search, as I have never heard that term before! Guess I don't know everything.

      Well . . . ya learn something new every day. It means . . . a vaginal fart.

      Yeah! I eat guys like him for breakfast.

      Actually, I would chew him up, and spit him out into the toilet, and flush him down.

      Or maybe . . . I would just rip his head off, shove it up his ass, face first, and piss down his neck!

      Better yet . . . I would tie his hands behind his back, shove a great big cow-flop into his mouth, sew his lips shut, and kick him in the balls!

      Yeah! That's the ticket!

      ~ Big Fat Heretic ~

    4. You fucking bitch slapped that bitch Teddy. He's a cunt fart from Ann Coulter's yeast man cunt.


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