tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404799123592904345.post4253359830485375226..comments2024-03-27T13:59:16.938-07:00Comments on Bigger Fatter Politics: Chris Christie Had Lap Band SurgeryFat Bastardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404799123592904345.post-59368101047447442852013-05-07T17:07:52.669-07:002013-05-07T17:07:52.669-07:00Once again Belly Boy your logic and erudition is f...Once again Belly Boy your logic and erudition is flawless which brings me to what Rotunda Hindenberg and I have been saying all along. Christie needs to be a third party candidate. He needs to run as Pizzacrat and join the Pizza Party. Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404799123592904345.post-9354346629765138592013-05-07T14:25:07.799-07:002013-05-07T14:25:07.799-07:00Once in office, Maddox appointed African Americans...Once in office, Maddox appointed African Americans to several important state office positions, boosted salaries for teachers, racially integrated the state's farmers markets, and his policies greatly increased the economy in Georgia. He left with an 84% approval rating, but the Georgia constitution forbade him from running for a second consecutive term. So he decided to run for Lieutenant Governor, which he easily won.<br /><br />This time Jimmy Carter won the governor spot, and did not get along well with Maddox. Carter came from a peanut farming background, and peanuts are a source of high caloric content, especially when made into butter form.<br /><br />So as you can see, food plays a key role in American politics. This election is going to come down to Hillary Clinton, who will get lots of women votes for standing by her cheatin' man, which Christian voters will like as it shows forgiveness. Meanwhile, Christine O'Donnel will try to win on her "I'm not a witch" platform, competing against Chris "Crisco" Christie, Bobby Jindal, Wilford Brimley, Donald Trump, Gretchen Carlson, Ashlee Simpson (who will be DQ'd for being too young to run), and Marco "Polio" Rubio.<br /><br />Extremists from the far-right wing of the party feel like they already made a concession trying a "moderate" (who wasn't really a moderate) in Romney, so this time they will go for who they really want. They will remember that Christie was warm and welcoming towards President Obama when he came to support New Jersey during the hurricane, aka being a decent human being and putting people first like a governor is supposed to. This will cost him the Republican nomination, and they will go with Marco Rubio on the theory that "Hispanics will vote for a dude that looks like them even if he supports policies that hurt Hispanic voters." They will lose, and Hillary will win in 2016. Around that time, the economy will finally start to recover, and she will be hailed as an economic genius just like her husband, and glide into a second term against fragmented and frustrated Republican opposition.<br /><br />BELLY BOY, OUTBELLY BOYhttp://www.mcdonalds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404799123592904345.post-69620475417265603412013-05-07T14:24:43.670-07:002013-05-07T14:24:43.670-07:00Chris Christie may or may not have had lap band su...Chris Christie may or may not have had lap band surgery. I smell a conspiracy here... it's just a bit hard to believe that he would abandon what got him into office in the first place. Usually the fatter man tends to win in elections, or at least men who have better taste in terms of food. Allow me to break this down for you with some Belly Boy Style Analysis that you cannot find anywhere else except on Bigger Fatter Politics.<br /><br />Let's take a trip back to 1976. Jimmy Carter goes up against Gerald Ford, who was the President despite the fact that nobody voted him into that office. It was Nixon-Agnew in 1972, and Agnew ended up resigning because of some sort of scandal from when he was the governor of Maryland. He wrote a book about it, but just changed the names of everyone and you could clearly tell that he was writing about himself. Since Ford was the Speaker of the House, he became the new Vice President Then Nixon resigned in 1974 because of Watergate, elevating Ford to the office of the Presidency, even though he was not on the original ticket. He promptly pardoned Nixon to spare the nation further trouble and embarrassment, although this made him deeply unpopular and proved to be what cost him the 1976 election. As an interesting side note, had he won, he would have been allowed to run again in 1980, because if you serve less than 2 years because you got promoted through a vacancy, it doesn't count towards your two-term limit. So he could have served up to 10 years instead of just 8.<br /><br />Jimmy Carter was the governor of Georgia, who initially had lost elections to Lester Maddox. Maddox started a restaurant near the Georgia Tech campus in 1944 at age 26, it was "whites-only", and when the Civil Rights Act was passed in 1964 he refused to comply with it. One of the things in that law says that you can't refuse to serve a customer because of their race. He framed it as a property rights issue, and banned all out-of-state travelers, black people, and white integrationalists (people who oppose segregation.) Facing court action, he leased and then sold his restaurant rather than drop his racist policies, catapulting him to hero status in good ol' Georgia. His restaurant had been known to sell excellent fried chicken and other southern fare.<br /><br />He had run for state office several times, in 1957 and 1962, losing out to a non-segregationalist and then in '62 another segregationist. He ran again in 1966, after the restaurant situation had made him famous, and this time he ran for Governor. He came in second, to the Republican segregationist candidate (Maddox was a Democrat.) However, there were write-in votes for a liberal non-segregationalist, and the third place candidate Jimmy Carter had enough of the non-racist vote so that there was no majority winner. This sent it to the state legislature, which was mostly democratic, and they voted Maddox into office even though he came in second place.<br /><br />Part II to come...BELLY BOYhttp://www.pornhub.comnoreply@blogger.com