Most of the trouble in the world today is cause by religion and the most troublesome religions are the Abrahamic ones i.e. Judaism, Christianity and the worst of the bunch, Islam.
Here is what a smiling Secretary of State Kerry would be able to say and do to Israel and Iran if the US were an atheist country and did not have to suck the dick of the religious right.
Kerry, listen up you fucking fuck wads, the US is sick of your shit. I can't say it any more plainly than that. You both suck the dick of the same vile fucking evil god which your dumb fuck prophets created in your image. Clearly you and your fucked up god hates more than it loves children and because of that filthy and vile god you assholes keep fucking with each other and frankly the US is sick of shit and your fucked up god.
If you assholes want nukes we will give you some fucking nukes. What the president and I have in mind are a couple of ICBMs armed with neutron bombs that we will drop on your religious asses and this way you all get what you want. You get to go to heaven and massage Allah/Jehovah's insatiable ego for all eternity. The president and I are more than happy to oblige you assholes and when your people are eviscerated and you land is a cinder you will have only yourselves to blame.
Keep in mind assholes, you are dealing with the US and we are God as far as you are concerned. Do you see this phone? I can call in nuclear attack and in less than 5 minutes their will be missiles and planes in the air and headed your way. Be careful what you assholes wish for because you just might get it and personally I would love to be the one that gives it to you. And remember asshole, when you are dying from radiation sickness and your cities are reduced to rubble, you brought it on yourselves.
I'm calling the president now. You have 10 seconds to sign this treaty.... 1 - 2 - 3...... I'm glad you see things my way.
Don't fucking piss me off!
