Republicans Are Christian Hypocrites: Cut Your Throat Chris Christie

Republicans Are Christian Hypocrites: Cut Your Throat Chris Christie

Look at this big fat hypocrite oinking away. Either stop enjoying food so much or slit your own throat. Chris Christie is a big fat greedy glutton and normally we would like that but he's also a Christian and Christians are not supposed to be gluttons. Clearly Chris Christie is a glutton. Look and that fat fuck oink for job killer Romney.



Here is a brief interview with Chris Christie conducted by the Chef.



Chef: What do your think about the fact that Romney won't fess up about his taxes?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Chef: While Governor, Mitt Romney outsourced jobs to India. What are you thoughts on that?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! We have some great Indian restaurants here in Jersey.

Chef: What do you think of Romney's flip flop on Roe v Wade?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!  When I;m is a boat big enough to not sink I have the slaves row. If you are talking about abortion I really don't give a shit cause I'm too fat to fuck.

Chef: Would you like to be in Romney's is he gets elected cabinet?

Christie: Yes and in his pantry, refrigerator, freezer, cookie jar and lunch box. Are we done? Let's eat! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

The Chris Christie Scandal

I was just hoping that there would be a miracle and by a miracle I mean an honest, moral and sane Republican. What made Christie even more impressive is that we thought he was one of us - a loud mouthed fat ass who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. As I have pointed out in several op eds, fat men make the best presidents e.g. Bill Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft. Christie's recent criminal and moronic activity have not only destroyed his presidential hopes and political career they have broken the hearts of fatlings everywhere.