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Showing posts with label Lies And Flip Flops of Mitt Romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lies And Flip Flops of Mitt Romney. Show all posts
Romney is a
symbol of what is wrong with this greedy plutocracy we call Amerika. His
supporters are far worse than he is. They know he's a liar, thief and a
tax cheat yet they support him. If you are a Romney supporter I hope
you get cancer and die a prolonged and agonizing death.
I, Fat Bastard, debated long and hard about posting this video. I thought maybe it would be too cruel seeing Rev Burn eating Twinkies. As most of you know by now Hostess will no longer be making Twinkies. This is an outrage! What bone head executive came up with this retarded idea? This will be a bigger boner than when they changed the formula for Coke. This is why Hostess is going bankrupt. Stupid CEOs.
Do something President Obama or you will lose the fat vote. Fatlings nationwide are livid! There will be loud and angry oinking!
I suspect that that evil thinling MeMe Roth is behind this latest assault on gluttony!
Sad news arrived the other day. Hostess Brands, the makers of Twinkies, had filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
Its future is in the hands of bankers, not bakers. The company said it's battling rising labor costs and increased competition. The real culprit though, is the health-conscious attitudes of Americans today who favor energy bars over Ring Dings.
It just doesn't make sense!!
We sent a man to the moon, invented Velcro and bailed out the banks. You'd think we could figure out a way to save the noble and humble Twinkie.
Twinkies are an American tradition, along with Ding Dongs, Ho Hos, Yodels and Suzy Q's. Our entire culture is under fire.
A Twinkie has only 150 calories, or 300 per package, and really, who doesn't eat both? But a single Twinkie has fewer calories than a McDonald's Fruit 'n Yogurt Parfait or a serving of carrots and hummus. And who wants to eat that anyway?
At a time when the country faces a prolonged recession, these treats are comfort foods people can rely on.
I can remember sitting in the cafeteria in grade school, opening my brown lunch bag. I quickly chowed down my nearly stale sandwich, the same sort I ate every day, while the room filled with the high-pitched chatter of loosely supervised young voices.
Then, tenderly, I'd pull out the package of Twinkies with my fingertips so I didn't damage the delicate cakes. (A deformed Twinkie doesn't taste the same.)
I'd begin to sink my teeth into the yellow cake, feeling its porous surface against my lips and that odd sweet flavor of the outer shell against my tongue.
The journey was rewarded as I reached that perfect creamy filling inside.
I'd take small bites, savoring the moment. The world around me seemed to come to a stop. Conversations ceased. It was just you and your Twinkie. There were some glances from around the table. But you had your golden treasure and you weren't giving it up.
When you were done, your meal was complete. You were happy, satisfied, even though you'd have to go back to class.
So many memories, and now they are threatened by the combination of changing tastes and man's inability to engineer a healthy, sweet, yellow torpedo of a snack.
It was simply one of man's most frivolous inventions, along with Snuggies and the Popeil Pocket Fisherman.
So what that it didn't have any redeeming nutritional value? Neither do canolis or grilled cheese. But they add richness to our lives. Not everything we do has to serve some utilitarian purpose.
Like music and poetry, it stimulates our senses, takes us someplace special.
We can embrace all the splendors of our world, lest we all become dullards.
Should the Twinkie go, I for one will lament its passing.
When it comes to presidents the best ones are always fat. This is not to say that all fatlings would make great leaders. What I am saying is that the greatest presidents have been fat. William Howard Taft aka Big Bill was no exception and like the other fat Bill, Bill Clinton he accomplished a lot while in office.
Taft the innovator
Taft was the inventor of the 7th inning stretch in baseball. It turns out that he was at a ball game and the seats were uncomfortable so he stood up to stretch and so did everyone in the ball park just to get a look at him.
Taft knew the importance of a comfortable bath so he created the first super sized bath tub. Was this guy a visionary or what?
Taft the statesman and humanitarian
Taft sought to further the economic development of underdeveloped nations in Latin America and Asia through "Donut Diplomacy" but in return he had them sign the save the Land Whale Act that abolished the harpooning of American land whales and encouraged their feeding and expansion of natural habitats like Walmart and all you can eat buffets.
Like Bill Bubba Clinton, chicks dug William Howard Taft.
President Taft was also a freak like Clinton and like Clinton and other fat boys he was known to be a great and cunning linguist and it is rumored that his wife slept in a meat locker so she would have the meat scent he liked on her.
I think what is most remarkable about William Howard Taft is that he was not only the fattest president but he was also the fattest supreme court justice. That fat boy Anton Scalia is going to have to eat a hell of a lot more pasta if he ever hopes to catch up to Big Bill Taft.
There you have it folks. The greatest man in US politics was a fat man.
Like Bill Bubba Clinton, chicks dug William Howard Taft.