Showing posts with label Pascal's Wager. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pascal's Wager. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Koch Brothers To Manufacture Gigantic Needles

Any Christian will tell you that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than is is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven as described in Mark 10:25.  Since filthy rich Christians are always hedging their bets i.e. Pascal's Wager, the Koch brothers will be manufacturing and selling great big giant needles with eyes large enough for a camel to easily pass through the eye.








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