Showing posts with label Rush limbaugh pedophile. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rush limbaugh pedophile. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2015

The Perfect Republican Hero


The Perfect Republican - Demotivational Poster
Jeb Bush has a pretty good Republican pedigree. His brother Neil was responsible for the S&L scandal. George Junior was/is a drug user and drunk. His father ran a pedophile prostitution ring out of the Reagan Whitehouse. His grandfather Prescott Bush had sinister dealings with Hitler and the Nazi party. His wife is a known smuggler and his daughter Noel has been arrested on drug charges and forgery.

Limbaugh has it all. Like all Republicans he hates the truth but only Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are more prolific liars but Limbaugh is no slouch when it come to lying with his strength being prevarication and distortion. Limbaugh is as big a hypocrite as any Republican out there but what makes this pathetic bitch the perfect Republican is not only his criminal convictions for drugs and his smuggling of Viagra into the Dominican Republic while on one of his child sex tours but rather his popularity and his ability to appeal to even bigger scumbags than he is. I am referring to his depraved and demented listeners.

Rush Limbaugh is the King of the Republican Base. Limbaugh's lying sets him apart and while he's no Paul Ryan or Mitt Romney when it comes to the sheer volume of lies. Limbaugh knows his audience and exactly how toxic their weak easily led minds are. He can play them like a master.

Speculation regarding Rush's possible pedophilia has been long standing. Where there's smoke there is usually fire. Pedophilia is one cornerstone of Republican values and with Limbaugh's well known Viagra fueled sex tours most people have him figured for a pedophile.

Criminal drug use and his hypocrisy about it is classic Republicanism.

Limbaugh is a greedy glutton and greed is another Republican virtue.

Limbaugh is quite the racist and all good Republicans are racists.


Monday, October 14, 2013

The Lies of Ted Cruz


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We all know that when it comes to lying Republicans win the bronze, silver and gold medals. John McCain, Paul Ryan, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Mitt Romney consummate liars and Newt Gingrich was one of the greatest prevaricators American politics has ever seen but these criminal errand boys are rank amateurs when it comes to outright lying. Today's liar extraordinaire is to lying of Mark Spitz and Michael Phelps are to swimming. United States Sen. Ted Cruz from the corrupt state of Texas has surpassed every single champion Republican liar. Not even that child molesting drug addict Rush Limbaugh comes close. Ted Cruz's lying eclipses the lying of Joe Isuzu and Tommy Flanagan.

Since being tracked by PoliticaFact and fact check, out of 23 statement Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas has only told the complete truth one time. Even by Texas standards Ted Cruz is a big liar. He lies more than criminal Tom Delay, war criminal George W. Bush and criminal Gov. Rick Perry.

When I Googled "Ted Cruz Lies" here is the first page that came up in the in the Google search. Search Results About 3,520,000 results (0.34 seconds) This even has the likes of Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney beat. Ted Cruz lies so flagrantly and so profusely that even Republicans are embarrassed by the lies of Ted Cruz.
  1. News for ted cruz liar

    1. Beaumont Enterprise (blog) ‎- 5 days ago
      He accuses Texas Senator Ted Cruz of lying. But he has his own problem with the truth. Devin Nunes, a Republican Congressman from ...
  2. PolitiFact | Ted Cruz's file

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    Fact-checking of statements by the Texas politician. A project of the Tampa Bay Times.
  3. College Student Attacks Ted Cruz For Lying About Him In Faux ...

    crooksandliars.com › BlogsJohn Amato's blog
    Sep 29, 2013 - College Student Attacks Ted Cruz For Lying About Him In his Obamacare faux filibuster Speech.
  4. Ted Cruz Lies About Obamacare Killing Jobs ... - Crooks and Liars

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    Sep 25, 2013 - Ted Cruz tried to position himself as the populist champion of all in the early hours of his fake filibuster, but he actually made the case for ...
  5. Ted Cruz for President in 2016? | Crooks and Liars

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    Sep 28, 2013 - Get excited folks. Look who's runnin' for President...
  6. GOP Strategist To MSNBC: Ted Cruz Is 'Lying to the ... - Mediaite.com

    www.mediaite.com/.../gop-strategist-to-msnbc-ted-cruz-is-lying-to-the-v...
    Aug 21, 2013 - GOP strategist Nicolle Wallace told a Morning Joe panel that Ted Cruz was being intellectually dishonest about defunding Obamacare.
  7. O'Donnell Obliterates 'Liar From Texas' Ted Cruz For 'Embarrassing ...

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    Mar 14, 2013 - In his Rewrite segment Thursday night, Lawrence O'Donnell took on this morning's confrontation between Senators Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) ...
  8. O'Reilly Exposes Ted Cruz' Dishonesty - NewsHounds

    www.newshounds.us/o_reilly_exposes_ted_cruz_dishonesty_10012013
    Oct 2, 2013 - But in a discussion with the Tea Party shutdown "it" guy, Ted Cruz, O'Reilly ... to health insurance is looking out for them – or he's a skilled liar.
  9. BOR: It's Official: Ted Cruz is One of America's Biggest Liars

    www.burntorangereport.com/.../ted-cruz-is-officially-one-of-americas-bi...
    Apr 9, 2013 - A full 54 percent of Ted Cruz's statements have been rated "false" or "pants on fire" by PolitiFact. Another 20 percent are only "half true." That's ...
  10. O'Donnell: "Liar" Ted Cruz "Embarrassed Himself" Questioning ...

    www.realclearpolitics.com/.../odonnell_liar_ted_cru...
    Mar 15, 2013
    Lawrence O'Donnell takes us through his view of the heated exchange between Sens. Feinstein and Cruz ...





Saturday, April 20, 2013

Peace Through Gluttony and Obesity




Peace Through Prosperity Gluttony
By Fat Bastard

We all know what the sanctions in the Treaty of Versailles did when inflicted upon war torn Germany after WW-1. When you impede a human being's natural greed they get really pissed off and end up doing bad things. The Treaty of Versailles did not punish the Bismarkians but it instead punished the German people or at least that is what is argued by some historians. Germany was hurting economically before WW-2. This was one of the factors that allowed the Nazi party to come to power.

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Fat, Content and Jolly Sergeant Shultz


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A Caesar Salad
 

Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

Cassius appeared to Caesar like an  underfed anorexic chick bent on stealing a fat girl's boyfriend. His "lean and hungry look" unsettled Julius Caesar, who preferred the company of fat, contented men—who wouldn't bite the hand that feeds them. Cassius looks like he's been up late nursing his envy, a situation that bodes ill for the dictator. 

I'm sure you are all thinking now, "OK Fat Bastard, how does this apply to modern times?" 

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Nuke Leftovers NOT People!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton needs to get her skinny ass back in the kitchen and feed Bill! Have you seen how skinny Bubba is these days? It's appalling. Instead of Hillary going over to the Middle East and trying to broker a peace with those crazy goat humping baby raping Mooslims we need to send these folks FOOD. Bring some Krispy Creme donunts next time you negotiate with Mahmoud AhMADineJihad.


Food is not only the language of love but it is the language of peace. Food transcends all language. When people are making yummy sounds they're not in the mood to quarrel and the fatter they get the hungrier they are and the more often they will eat and the more yummy sounds they will make. YUM! I say fatten up all the Muslims at Gtimo and before you know it they will be begging for bacon double cheese burgers and giving up valuable information to get them!








Make Pie Not War!

Let's crunch some numbers. It costs over 100 million dollars just to kill one Taliban asshole. That's insane! Put a few hundred fast food restaurants in Afganistan. Make some McGoat Burgers or some Camel Humpin Fries and serve them at a price any Taliban moron can afford. I can see it now. Instead of those ass-lifters shouting Allah Akbar (God is Great) as they cut off some infidel's head they will be shouting McDonalds Akbar! (McDonald's is great!) Compared to the crap they eat once they get a taste of fast food, McDonalds will have them eating a McSausage Pig Burgers.


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Sure there will be some fundamentalist holdouts but for them I say send them some Moon Pies. After all, they do worship that silly Pagan Moon god. Put some ice cream on it it and call it Pie Allah Mode. They'll love it. 

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Here's a sample menu:

Sharia Shakes (beaten like a Muslim wife)

Haddith Hash Brown (made with opiated hashish)

Mohammad Burgers (goat meat patties served by a 9 year old girl... like the kind Rush Limbaugh fucks when he's in the Dominican Republic on a sex tour or like Mohammad's wife Aisha)

Fedayeen Fries (after eating them you will martyr yourself for no reason)

Jihad Dogs (made with real dog meat)

Hamas Hot Cakes (made with yellow cake uranium)

Iraq of Lamburgers


Fat people are simply too fat and lazy to fight. 

Fighting is too much work! Why fight when you can be enjoying your favorite fast food?

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There is not one single fatling in this crowd. That's the problem. Fat = Sedate. Build MeccaDonalds all over the Middle East and watch the Muslims feast! 

He who lives by the fork shall not die by the sword!
(Maybe we should nuke Mecca?)

It's all about promoting tolerance and not lactose intolerance. When it comes to promotion McDonald is the world leader. The Mecca of fast food could be Mecca! Instead of Muslims making a pilgrimage to Mecca and getting all whipped up and angry they'll be hopping on their camels and galloping down to their local Mikey D's to get fat and apathetic content just like us. 

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Why would you want to chop some poor slob's head off when you can sink your choppers into this bad boy?


                                                      
                                                                               

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All we are saying is give peas a chance!   
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All we are saying is give peas a chance! 
All we are saying is give peas a chance!
All we are saying is give peas a chance!  
 


Friday, August 3, 2012

I Fat Bastard On a Slippery Slope?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of my word. I have proclaimed that Bigger Fatter Politics will not censor and I, Fat Bastard have remained  true to that policy. I, Fat Bastard instituted the no censorship edict as a way to give fatlings a chance not to have to march in lockstep with the angry fat girl brand of fat acceptance. Someone put me to the test and I don't know whether it was because of my support for Obama or it was a fat hater. The sent me the following and told me to put my money where my mouth was. Of course at the time my mouth was sinking its teeth into a Hardee's Thick Burger. 

Bigger Fatter Politics readers all know that I, Fat Bastard say what I mean and mean what I say so in the spirit on honesty and integrity I will publish this and allow my readers to comment. I will comment at the end of the piece.


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It shows in fact that they are all fat and lack self-control when it comes to food.

Huckabee and Falwell can't/couldn't follow their beliefs do to their unbridled food lust.

Chris Christie is just a loud mouthed fat pig and Rush, the Drugster Limpballs is a big fat mouth child molesting boar. aka typical Republican.  -Anonymous-
Fat Bastard Responds:

I, Fat Bastard have maintained a consistent position on this. GLUTTON IS GOOD! Hypocrisy is NOT good. In the new fat acceptance we don't see gluttony as a moral failing but rather a lifestyle choice. We see gluttony as a good choice. Republicans remain the moral watchdogs of on social issues as they push their family values crap. Limbaugh is a known drug abuser and child molester. The Republican party has a long history of molesting children. If you don't believe me... Google it! Republicans have a long history of being chicken hawks. Google that one too. The bottom line is, they are hypocrites who can't or won't play by their own rules.

We fatlings of the new fat acceptance freely admit that we are unabashed gluttons. We wear our gluttony with pride because we know.... GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Many fatlings like to deny that they are gluttons and that is why we promote glutton pride by chanting cheers like, "WE ARE FAT! WE ARE MEAN! WE DON'T EAT NO LEAN CUISINE" or 2 4 6 8 WE DO NOT REGURGITATE. 

Gluttony is like being gay in this society. It is often met with shame but unlike homosexuality gluttony IS a choice. We think it is a good choice and while others may disagree we simply look at them and OINK! We don't judge thinlings for their Spartan ways so we ask that they don't judge us.

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I agree with the person who sent me this challenge. Fat Republicans are hypocrites not be cause they are fat. All Republicans are hypocrites and sadly the fat ones are the most hypocritical. I, Fat Bastard am not saying that fat people are better than lean people. There are some real scumbag skinny Republicans like Eric Cantor. Abe Lincoln was a Republican and he was a bean pole but he was a great president. Ron Paul is a bean pole but he's one of the few Republicans who is not a hypocrite because he's a throw back to people like Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Ike and Ronald Reagan. Fat or skinny this generation of Republicans suck.


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I actually thank my critic for sending me this. The New Fat Acceptance does not tolerate hypocrisy and this gave me, Fat Bastard a chance to demonstrate it.  OINK!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Domestic Energy Production Up Under Obama

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While the Republicans busy creating more lies and molesting more children President Obama has increased Domestic oil production.  While Americans are back to work drilling for black gold and refining it Republicans are still drilling the assholes of children and refining ways to cover it up.

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The natural gas reserves in the US are second only to the gas that comes out of Rush the drugster Limbaugh and the other pedophile Republicans. President Obama took a page from T Boone Pickens Plan and has upped the production and exploration of natural gas while Republicans have upped their dicks up each others ass.


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The wind blows but Republicans blow harder and more often. The Obama Administration approved the nation's first-ever offshore wind project, and is supporting development of the world's largest wind farm in Oregon.

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Rush Limbaugh clearing his palate with some smoke before he has sex with a child.

Republicans blow smoke and they blow little boys.


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Obama has increased solar energy. Under President Obama, electricity generation from solar has more than doubled between 2008 and 2011.

Obama Is Expanding Nuclear Energy

President Obama and his Administration are supporting the construction of the first new nuclear power plant in decades, which will provide clean electricity for nearly 1.4 million Americans.
Over the past three years, the Obama Administration has invested in grants at more than 70 universities for research and development of nuclear technologies to improve reactor design and safety.

Increasing the Use of Biofuels

The Obama Administration has promoted the use of cleaner fuels in our vehicles, increased the level of ethanol that can be blended into gasoline, and implemented a new Renewable Fuel Standard that will save nearly 14 billion gallons of petroleum-based gasoline in 2022.
Use of Biofuels in Transportation President Obama has made an Administration-wide commitment to increasing biofuel research and development, including support for the construction of commercial-scale, next-generation bio-refineries.


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The only way to stop a pedophile is by killing it! List of GOP Pedophiles

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Let's rid the planet of these hypocrites!

Nearly Doubling Fuel Efficiency for Cars

The Obama Administration and automakers agreed on new fuel efficiency standards that will nearly double the fuel economy of cars and light trucks to 54.5 mpg by 2025.

Once fully in place, the Obama Administration's fuel efficiency program will reduce oil consumption by 2.2 million barrels a day, and will save families more than $8,000 at the pump over the life of a vehicle but in the mean time Republican perverts pump gallons of semen into children.





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