Showing posts with label Southern pride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Southern pride. Show all posts

Monday, June 27, 2016

The Bible Belt aka The Buy Bull Belt


The most sinful part of America is the Bible Belt. The Bible Belt is infested with to most hypocritical false Christians on earth and that is not just me Fat Bastardo saying it, the facts prove it. The Bible, being the most contradictory collection of books ever written is both for and against gluttony. In my article, Gluttony IS a Christian Value    I explain why and how Bible banging Southerners revel in their sinful/not sinful sloth and gluttony.

Gluttony, while epidemic in the Bible Belt, other sins of these Bible thumping, gay hating, cousin marrying, ignorant Trump supporting hypocritical savages are nearly as prevalent.



When it comes to the 7 deadly sins, the Buy Bull Belt leads the nation and the world. These fuckers are more decadent than the French! At least the French invented the blow job!


It would appear that God is punishing the Bible Belt for its sinful ways.

Pride is the worst of the 7 deadly sins.



















Gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.

Is sloth the reason the poverty rates are so high in the Bible 








Friday, May 2, 2014

Why Southerners Are So Fat

Maybe it's the culture. Southerners are fat, love fat and definitely enjoy their fried chicken (not to mention fried steak, fried onions, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles and fried corn bread). Even when their food isn't fried, they like to smother it in gravy and wash it down with sweet tea. But while fat nutritionists frequently praise Southerners' large guts on their regional food choices, the accusation may be little unfair. Just as a few Californians don't actually live on wheat grass and tofu, there are a few Southerners who don't really sit around eating fried chicken every day.  "I've not come across anything that says the diet in the Southeast is less gluttonously delicious than the rest of the country" says The Chef, fat man of color and culinary nutritionist. "We're definitely in what I like to call the 'Stroke Belt,' " he says, referring to Southeastern states' high percentage of heart disease and hypertension, "but I think that has more to do with Southerners' lack of physical activity rather than the food."

 A 2004 gluttony denying  study by the University of South Carolina found that most food-shopping options in rural areas fall into the convenience-store category and fat Southerners LOVE convenience because grocery stores are located too far away. But although poverty might put people at risk for obesity, it doesn't determine their fate. A number of impoverished states — including Montana, Texas and New Mexico — have relatively low levels of obesity. There must be something else.

Southerners are a slothful bunch and when it comes to the 7 deadly delightful sins, Southerners commit them all!



Southern Sows Lined Up To Eat At Paula Deen's













Gluttony: That's obvious!



Pride:  humility is not something Southerner have in abundance. Even though the got their fat asses handed to the in the Civil War and even though they have the lowest IQ they still seem to muster plenty of PRIDE!



















Sloth: There is nothing lazier and more calorie saving than a power chair! Sloth saves energy and sloth is green!



Lust: Fat girls are sluts and the South leads the country in teen pregnancies and divorce.













Greed: The Southern states are the greedy taker states.  Greed like gluttony is GOOD!

Envy: They got their asses handed to them in the Civil War and in spite of the fact that they had slave labor for 100's of years the North kicked their asses economically too.



Wrath: Southerners are pissed in spite of the fact that they are the fattest, laziest and are the best freeloaders in the country. The South leads the country in gun deaths! Stand fat! Stand pat and stand your ground!

In Other Related Christian News:

In a sleazy hotel room, "Brittany," then aged 16 and drugged into oblivion, waited for the men to arrive. Her pimps sent as many as 17 clients an evening through the door.

A "john" could even pre-book the pretty young blonde for $1,000 a night, sometimes flying in and then flying out from a nearby airport.

None of this happened in Bangkok or Costa Rica, places that have become synonymous with sex tourism and underage sex.

It took place in Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt, where the world's busiest passenger airport provides a cheaper, more convenient and safer underage sex destination for men seeking girls as young as 10.

"Men fly in, are met by pimps, have sex with a 14-year-old for lunch, and get home in time for dinner with the family," said Sanford Jones, the chief juvenile judge of Fulton County, Georgia.
Hmm…deviant and criminal sexuality, but with just a hint of consideration that compels drugging the victim out of her gourd so she doesn’t suffer during her gang rape. I smell compassionate conservatism!

The victim mentioned above is the same age as the victim in the recently discussed case in Illinois, in which the videotaped victim was passed out while she was gang raped and had vulgarities scrawled on her naked body with a marker. When her attackers were acquitted, there were plenty of people willing to assume that meant the rape never occurred, using another frustrating acquittal after a defense maligned a victim’s character to justify their belief that false charges are pervasive. Just her word—and a videotape—against theirs. What chance do these teens have for justice? They’re not even on video and are probably never conscious enough to gander at their rapists’ faces. Oh, well. Sucks to be a sex slave.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Mississippi Anti Bloomberg Law Strikes A Blow For Gluttony

That skinny runt New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has tried to create a regulation banning big gulp sodas and other delicious sugary drinks. In response to that assault on gluttony and gluttons rights state of Mississippi pass the anti-Bloomberg Law. Mississippi is proud to be the fattest state in the union and rightly so. Mississippians know that gluttony is good. Mississippi is also a very slothful state because it took them until 2009 to ratify the 13th amendment that abolishes slavery.  Now that might sound bad but if you're proud of your slothfulness why would you want to do away with slavery? Slothful gluttony is Southern heritage just as much as is fatback, cracklings, sweet tea, funnel cakes, french fries and gravy and pulled pork barbecue.

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Gluttony is a human right but not only is gluttony and human right gluttony is right. Gluttony is good. They say that a clock is right twice a day and often wrong Mississippi got it right this time.

Southern pride plays a big part in this. The state of Mississippi is the most obese state in the union running neck and neck with Louisiana. Southerners are proud of their gluttony and sloth in spite of sellouts like Paul Deen who is now the disgraced Butter Queen. Mississippi is proud of its slothful and gluttonous heritage.

Let's give Mississippi a big pig cheer. Oink oink HOORAY! Oink oink HOORAY! Oink oink HOORAY! Oink oink HOORAY! 

Click HERE for the Top 10 Fattest States

Top 10 Fat States: Where Obesity Rates Are Highest 1. Mississippi: Once again, this is the fattest state. About 32.5 percent of its adult residents are obese, which means a body mass index (BMI) of more than 30. (That translates to more than 197 pounds on a 5'8" person.) 

2. Alabama: It has an obesity rate of 31.2 percent, and an additional 35.3 percent of Alabamans are overweight (a BMI of between 25 and 29.9). Plus, it's among the top 10 most physically inactive states.  

3. West Virginia: With an obesity rate of 31.1 percent, this state also has the highest percentage of adult diabetes in the nation, at 11.6 percent.

4. Tennessee: While residents are becoming more physically active, their stats still aren't great. The obesity rate is 30.2 percent, and an additional 36.7 percent are overweight.

5. South Carolina: With a 29.7 percent obesity rate and a 35.8 percent overweight rate, it's not surprising that South Carolina is also among the 10 states with the highest rates of adult diabetes and high blood pressure.

6. Oklahoma: Oklahoma's obesity rate jumped by 1.4 percentage points, to 29.5 percent. Not surprisingly, the prevalence of adult diabetes also rose significantly.

7. Kentucky: Kentucky is the second-least physically active state, which may partly explain why its obesity rate is 29 percent. An additional 38.4 percent of residents are overweight.

8. Louisiana: Its obesity rate is 28.9 percent, but that actually may be a tiny decline from last year. And it was one of four states to show a significant decrease in physical inactivity.

9. Michigan: Its obesity rate rose more than a percentage point to 28.8 percent, while the prevalence of diabetes and physical inactivity also rose.

10. Arkansas and Ohio: Both states clocked in with a 28.6 percent obesity rate, though Arkansas has more overweight people. And Ohio has a lower prevalence of physical inactivity, at 25 percent to Arkansas's 28.8 percent.

Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat!

Mine eyes and seen the glory of the coming of the food.
Eating lots of goodies puts me in a good mood.
People like Mike Bloomberg are skinny and so rude.
The buffet line marches on.

Glory glory hallelujah
Fast food don't cost that much moolah
Glory glory hallelujah
The food is marching on





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