Showing posts with label Why Trump Is Orange. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why Trump Is Orange. Show all posts

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Do The Humpty Trump

SIGN PETITION TO FORCE TRUMP TO TAKE A POLYGRAPH BY CLICKING HERE


Oompa Loompa poopidy do

All I can say is Donald FUCK YOU!
Trumpa Lumpa GOP sighs
As the party withers and dies.
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Trump lumpa doopidy do
I have another puzzle for you.
Trumpa lumpa dumpity dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
What are you when you grab a pussy?
A filthy pig with an IQ of three. 
A filthy lying treasonous reprobate
All I have to say is check mate
What a filthy pig Trump is!



Trumpa lumpa doopidy die
Everything Trump says is a lie.



Trumpa lumpa his bankruptcies (Russian Crime Bosses Bail Out Trump)
Students screwed Trump University 

Judge Approves $25 Million Settlement Of Trump University Lawsuit ...

Trumpty Dumpty building a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall


READ MORE: TRUMP BAILED OUT BY RUSSIAN MAFIA! CLICK HERE!

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Why Trump Is Orange


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According to his gastroenterologist, it's actually a colon problem. Most people have relatively short colons that empty via the anus. Like many Republicans, Trump's YUGE mega-colon empties directly into his skull. His shit is brownish orange in color and that explains his strange orange complexion and why that rat-like creature sitting on his head orange as well.    

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Trump being orange will assure him the Umpa Lumpa vote. I think he hires Umpa Lumpas but doesn't pay them but they are happy to swallow his shit. 


Florida voters may think he's a giant orange.