Showing posts with label pork fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pork fat. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The Bacon Shortage: Prepare for the Aporkalypse

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Apocalypse or Aporkalypse?

This could get ugly folks. Droughts worldwide have caused a reduction in pig feed and I have said many times that vegetables are what food eats but unfortunately for pigs there is not enough feed so pig farmers are thinning the their herds.

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I predict hoarding and pork riots. This is a bacon economy and if you think the financial meltdown was bad this pork shortage will deliver a death blow to our economy.... and it's not just the bacon! Bacon comes from the noble pig but so does barbecue, pork chops, pork rinds and most sausage.

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And fuck that turkey bacon! It sucks. Don't be fooled by it. Our heart valves need pork fat!

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Beef bacon is sacrilege!




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The 850 calories formidable BK Quad Stacker

Fatlings will be starving to death in they can't have their bacon cheese burger super stackers! A cheese burger without bacon is just plain unAmerican! Say goodbye to these appetizers.



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Wendy's 660 calorie single Baconator
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Hard hit will be the Hardee's 1,170 calorie

Monster Biscuit 

That has the holy pork trinity of bacon, sausage and heavenly ham



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The impressive 850 calorie Wendy's Double Baconator

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Wendy's Triple Baconator meal 1,540 calories
83 g fat (33 g saturated, 4 g trans)
2,370 mg sodium