Friday, August 17, 2012

Paul Ryan Romney's Lying Sidekick

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We all know that even by Republican standards Mitt Romney is a total lying criminal sack of shit. I don't know if Paul Ryan is a criminal of Romney's pedigree but he sure is a liar like Romney.  Paul Ryan lied when he said he would take no stimulus money for his district. 


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From Romney the Liar "....And it looks like his running mate is no different. Paul Ryan has stated that because of his strong opposition to President Obama's stimulus program in 2009, that he requested NO funds for his district from the program.

Well, take a look at this:


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Bigger Fatter Politics Continues to Kick ASS!


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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Geting the Super Super Morbidly Obese aka manopotomus to the Polls: Is it safe?

 Manopotomus  

A morbidly obese gargantuan, barely discernable as a member of the human species; closely related to the water dwelling beast indigenous to the African continent, but with the power of speech, and a penchant for processed foods, bad hygiene and Yoo-hoo as opposed to melons and leafy greens. Will kill unwitting individuals who impede access to foods, compete for desired foods, or appear to be foods themselves.
 
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Male or female, they are often seen terrorizing supermarkets in electric 'opotomus' carts, as their legs are unable to support their near liquid, oozing, and corpulent girth. They are known to plunder the chip aisle and consume fried dough, pork rinds, and patronize chain buffets, where it is common to discover they are ‘platinum feast members’. 
 
 
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Fat kids are cute!

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Glutton Mike Huckabee and His Fat Family
 
These creatures also procreate at an alarming rate, and are oft seen towing their bloated progeny in the quest for saturated fat, salt, and high calorie food substitutes at state fairs and other festive venues to include tractor pulls and professional wrestling events. Although easily recognizable by sheer size, other tell tale signs are inability to ambulate due to weight, soiled t-shirts and sweat pants, children sporting sticky non-specific and nebulous substances about face and mouth. In rare cases, manopotomus may be able to detach lower mandible in order to consume entire cakes or other large pastries in a single bite and in the absence of liquid facilitation in a manner akin to many reptiles.
 
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I have grave concerns about bringing super super morbidly obese people to the polls. Due to the long lines they will undoubtedly have severe hunger attacks and the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
 
 
The manopotomus can be a very very aggressive especially when hungry. I urge super sized fatlings to request an absentee ballot and to vote early and vote often.
 
We fatlings demand fat friendly voting!


Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Paul Ryan: Flipper Meet Flopper

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Romney needed someone who would abandon his phony core so he picked Paul Ryan. Romney the liar could not pick any of his primary opponents because they all caught him in his lies and flip flops so he picked another flip flopper to be his lying side kick.



The truth about Paul Ryan is this: Paul Ryan is a borrow and spend Republican. Paul Ryan's Spending is the same out of control Bush style spending that that wrecked the economy in the first place.

Ryan's budget  got panned by Reagan's budget director David Stockman.  Stockman wrote in the op-ed, later adding: “Mr. Ryan’s plan is devoid of credible math or hard policy choices.”

Stockman, who resigned in 1985 in protesting Regan's deficit spending, has added his voice to a chorus of economists criticizing Ryan’s "Path to Prosperity," which would give tax cuts to the wealthy while slashing funding for programs like Medicaid, Medicare and food stamps, all in the name of reducing the national debt. 

Read more here about Paul Ryan's disasterous budget.

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Friday, August 10, 2012

Randy Travis DWI Arested Naked

Another hypocrite bites the dust. This Christian asshole (redundant) outed himself. He got shit faced drunk, wrecked his car and staggered into into a convenience store stark naked looking to buy more booze and cigarettes.

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Fat Bastard Sues Fat Bastard Wine

There have been a lot of fat bastards.
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Here's one.

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Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.

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Then we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me, Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished  off a bottle of Fat Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah.  Yes, Fat Bastard Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on my second bottle.


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I, Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking a cease and desist order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.

Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.

Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand

Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.

Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.

Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs

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Contact Fat Bastard Wine By Clicking HERE!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Fat Bastard and The Fat Liberation Feed

 I, Fat Bastard, may put Bigger Fatter Politics on the Fat Liberation Feed but I am concerned about the censorship there. The fatosphere has a long and ugly history of crying TROLL and some very all or nothing thinking. They are very single minded, intolerant and narrow minded and at the same time they ask for tolerance and often special treatment. We too ask for special treatment but we are not anti diet or anti skinny. In fact I, Fat Bastard, only bone skinny chicks same as most fat guys.

The Fatosphere is on a slippery slope. The New Fat Acceptance promotes gluttony which involves a form of dieting and weight gain which is also a form of dieting. It seems that the fatosphere is against weight loss diets but OK with weight gain diets.

The New Fat Acceptance is an inclusive and diverse organization. We have a big tent that is man friendly and lean woman friendly.

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The angry fat girls are not very tolerant or open minded and quite paranoid when they read something that they don't like they cry TROLL and accuse poster of trolldom and fat phobia.

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 Fat Liberation Feed

The Fat Liberation feed was started in 2008. Since then both the Fat Liberation feed and the Fatosphere have changed dramatically, but the Fat Liberation feed is still a place for fat bloggers who don’t always post about fat, and who might have politics outside the mainstream of most social activism communities (though we do feature several socially-progressive blogs).

No diet-talk policy
There are many places on the internet for people to talk about their diets at length, There are few places where one can expect someone not to talk about his/her diet. The Fat Liberation feed is one of those places. Note that this doesn’t mean no weight-loss dieters can be on the feed — fat acceptance allies who are currently weight-loss dieting do indeed exist. We just ask that you don’t talk about your weight-loss diet on your blog if you want to be added to the feed.

How do I request to add my blog to the feed?
Just comment on this page with a link to your blog, and a sentence about why you would like to be included.

How do I add the feed to my blog?
There are several tutorials out there for adding RSS feeds to blogs. Usually you need to go into your dashboard or page layout settings, and configure some kind of RSS widget to point to the Fat Liberation URL: http://feeds.feedburner.com/FatLiberation

Does this feed have rules?
Yes. Anyone engaging in trolling will not be allowed to remain on the feed, regardless of how long they’ve been on it.