Sunday, November 11, 2012

General Patraeus and Paula Broadwell

Everyone is whining and acting all hypocritical because David Patraeus was laying the dick to Paula Broadwell. Take a good look at Paula Broadwell. She's fucking hot. While it may be true that if Patraeus had not been a five star general she would not have let him bone her, it is also true that he's an FLUF (Funny Looking Ugly Fucker) and he worked hard to become a general who boned a really hot piece of ass who wasn't a hooker. She was actually warm for his form. Also, Patreus was in a war zone and those Afghan women are covered in tarps called burkas, the are probably hairy and smelly besides. Paula was around and ready willing and able. That makes Patraeus a hero in my book.

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Dickin Dave Patraeus and Paula the Broad Broadwell


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Rumor has it that Paula Broadwell is also married but to that I have to say:

Come on men drinks all around! We've had a real good supper.
If a man goes out with another man's wife he's a fool if he doesn't fucker her!

Here's the 411 on Broadwell and why this is a big deal. As men we all know that crazy bitches are almost always a good piece of ass. Patreaus is no dummy and he had to know that Paula was Michelle Bachmann crazy and Sarah Palin slutty but he got a whiff of her pussy and his ship of love was ready to attack. Let's face it, Patraeus probably never got laid much until he got famous.

From Heavy.com News http://www.heavy.com/news/2012/11/confirmed-paula-broadwell-sent-threatening-emails-to-another-woman/


Earlier we reported that the investigation that uncovered David Petraeus' extramarital affair may have been spurred by Paula Broadwell anonymously sending harassing emails to people close to him. It has now been reported by the Washington Post that Paula Broadwell did indeed send threatening emails to another woman connected to Petraeus.

The woman who received the emails was so shaken by them that she sought FBI protection. The FBI investigated the emails and tracked them back to Paula Broadwell. When Petraeus' name came up, investigators thought his email might have been hacked, but the sexual nature of the emails between Petraeus and Broadwell caused them to discover that, in fact, they were having an affair.

Investigators say that the emails sent by Broadwell to the woman close to Petraeus show that Broadwell perceived the woman as a threat to her relationship with the 4-star general and CIA director.

For more about Paula Broadwell: Paula Broadwell: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

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This is Patraeus with his fat and dumpy wife Holly. Let's drop the political correctness and admit that a man who has done as well a Dave Patraeus deserves a trophy wife. Come on Holly, look at you. Look how you let yourself go. You should be thanking Paula Broadwell for comforting and pleasuring Dave in a time of war. Looking at you, I can understand why he went off to war in God forsaken Afganhistan. Patraeus should get the purple heart for being with this pug ugly bitch.

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Not only is David Patraeus a funny looking ugly fucker, he's a runt. He probably got his balls busted unmercifully in high school. Then he settled for a fat girl who looks like she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. When Broadwell came onto him all the blood rushed to his dick and he could not see that she was a psycho. A stiff dick has no conscious.

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Here is Joe Biden swearing in Dave for his postion as CIA director. Look at this runt and his fat frumpy wife holding the Bible. Patraeus had to be embarrassed standing there with his fat wife looking at Biden and knowing that Biden's wife Jill is a hottie.

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Jill Biden MILF!


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 Where was the outrage when Bush was banging Condi Rice?

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Even the fact that George Bush is hung like a field mouse Condi still tickled his pickle or should I say was jerkin his gherkin.

Dave Patraeus is said to be a military hero but in my mind he's a hero to all men who are not pretty boys who look like a Greek Adonis. Patraeus should not have stepped down and Obama, knowing how talented Patreaus is he reluctantly accepted his resignation. Getting a hot piece of ass while being married to ugly wife should not be grounds for dismissal. There are much worse things than getting a good piece of ass while married to a beast.

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Holly and David Patraeus they were young. Holly was fuckable then!


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Look How Holly Let Herself Go! SCARED OF YOU!



Look how this sow let herself go! When she was younger she was about a 7 which is much better than what goofy looking guys like Patraeus can land. Jill Biden who is about the same age is still a MILF. Holly let herself go and went from a 7 to a 1.  What  did you expect a man like Patraeus to do when he had the opportunity to land  an 8 with a smokin body?

Jill Biden is a 9

Michelle Obama is an 8

Paula Broadwell is an 8

Condi Rice has a really nice body but is a bit of a butter face but she did manage to look hot for Bush so that he'd explore her bush. I give her a 7

Holly Patraeus is a dog.



Saturday, November 10, 2012

Karl Rove the Delusional Liar

It's been long known that Republicans are liars who like to Rewrite history. Karl Rove is a delusional liar and here is some concrete proof of that.

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In 2008 Barack Obama won North Carolina in spite of the fact that North Carolina is full of stupid racist inbred slime.

Karl Rove was running his mouth on Fox News on election night denying that President Obama won Ohio. Even when Fox News analysts were certain that Obama has won, a shell shocked cry baby Karl Rove had a meltdown.

Here is the  real 2008 electoral map.

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Here are the real totals. Electoral vote tally: Barack Obama 375, John McCain 163.

Obama also won Missouri and Indiana in 2008. I suppose it is good when Republicans lie to themselves and each other but the problem is they lie to everyone. The reason they do is simple, that's what liars do. Liars lie but Karl Rove may actually believe some of his lies.

Karl Rove like so many other Republicans is a child in a pudgy white man's body.





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For more on delusional Karl Rove click HERE!

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Friday, November 9, 2012

President Obama: My Brother From Another Mother

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Moved to tears, an appreciative President Obama thanks his staff and worker


I would not be so Pollyanna to say that I am color blind but honestly, when I see President Obama I don't see a Black man or a White man and not a bi racial man. All I see is a man. Not a perfect man or a man that I am in lockstep with.  I see a man who is a better man than I and a better man than most. I liken President Obama to presidents Carter and Reagan when it comes to character.  http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2011/06/17/JIMmy%20%20carter.jpg While I really liked Bill Clinton for the legend, the rock star, and the pragmatic man that could get things done. I love President Obama like a brother same as Jimmy Carter.  In 2008 I campaigned hard for Hillary as I thought that she with Bubba's help would be better for improving the condition of this country after the raping by the Cheney/Bush regime but now I believe that it would have been a wash. It's hard to know what would have happened with a fighter like Hillary as opposed to friendly negotiator like President Obama. Racists are also woman haters so the Rethuglicans probably would have been the same obstructionist pricks with her as they have been with the president. My thought was that maybe Hillary would have fought them mean and dirty but in the end President Obama let them beat themselves up will taking more cheap shots that Hillary could have or would have tolerated. As much as I admired Hillary and even though I still believe she would have been a stellar president I think that Barack Obama the man is better for the evolving soul of America.

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Enter Vice President Biden. There is no doubt in my mind that Joe Biden and his wife Jill have developed a deep and abiding love for the Obamas.  It is clear that Joe Biden not only has the president's back like any good VP would do but he has his back as a brother.

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Don't fuck with the BIG DOG!


There was great great contention between Obama and Bill Clinton in 2008 but as Hillary got to know Barack Obama the man so did Bill and come the 2012 Democratic Convention, a sincere Bill the "Big Dog" Clinton became Barack's faithful guard dog and there is no better guard dog than the big dog.

It would be easy to gloat at the shellacking the Rethuglicans took but other than  feeling good for the moment it will not help the future of America but that said, we also most not forget that this was truly one of those rare triumphs of good defeating evil. We gotta keep sticking it to the power elite and their CON mouth pieces.

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Bill Clinton was right when he said that Barack Obama is cool on the outside but burns on the inside. President Obama has a deep love for America and humanity. That is just how he is. I think that is why he was lack luster in the first debate. I think he was shocked by Romney's flip flops and lies. Hillary would have crucified Romney and she would have probably trounced him even more soundly than Barack did but the president's victory is much more than a good president getting re-elected. It is about patriotism defeating tyranny, truth overcoming a seemingly unstoppable tide of lies and prevarications, reason overcoming insanity and love conquering hate.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Donald Trump Tweets A Meltdown

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Donald Trump has always been an ass clown among ass clowns like Karl Rove, Ted Nugent, Shawn Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Victoria Jackson ect.. Trump can't control himself. Like so many Republicans/Rethuglicans he is a Cluster B sociopath. Like Nugent, Rove, Limbaugh and Hannity, Trump is a pig of a man. This chicken hawk cry baby treasonous rat bastard baby man needs to take a leap off of Trump Tower and take the birthers, the tea tards and the other moral and mental defectives with him.

If you don't like America you spoiled brat rich shit bum then get the fuck out you big fucking baby. You filthy rich plutocrats are going to be paying the Clinton tax rates now so deal with asshole. The people are taking America back from you pigs and if you get in the way we will mow you the fuck  down.

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A word of advice Donald... STFU!

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For more Republican meltdown click HERE!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

OBAMA! BIDEN! Reelected!





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Deal with it you teabagging racist cocksuckers!

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FUCK YOU KOCH BROTHERS

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FUCK YOU LIMBAUGH!

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FUCK YOU FOX NEWS!

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THE STUPID PEOPLE LIVE IN THE RED STATES!

Florida was probably rigged and even still Obama may win it.

FUCK YOU SHELDON ADELSON!

FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP!

FUCK YOU RUPERT MURDOCK!

FUCK YOU GROVER NORQUIST!

FUCK YOU FILTHY RICH BASTARDS!

FUCK YOU BAIN CAPITAL!

FUCK YOU PLUTOCRATS!

FUCK YOU WALL STREET! 

FUCK YOU BACHMAN!

FUCK YOU HANNITY!

FUCK YOU MITCH MCCONNELL!
 


Sunday, November 4, 2012

The Biggest Ass In America

Before I reveal the biggest ass in America I will present some asses in size order so that you can have a better appreciation of just how big this ass is.

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Rembember this is all for scale.

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Moving in the right direction!

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Be patient!

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 Baby got back



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While it is true that Kim KardASSian is an as with a big ass, America's Biggest Ass ass makes her ass look skinny!



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This what happens when you have your head up your ass.

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Now we're talking!

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Meaty Big and Bouncy!

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YEAH BABY!

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SIMBA SIMBA UNGOA!!



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We're getting there "butt" not quite yet!



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Almost there!

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 Close "BUTT" no cigar!


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YOWZA!

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Join the president in making a toast to America's Biggest ASS! DRUM ROLL PLEASE!


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Filthy lying scum bag Mitt Romney is officially America's biggest ass! 

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