Fat Bastard's Favorite Things

Like most fat guys my two favorite things are food and skinny women but one of my other favorite things are dogs and the meaner the better.

What's black and brown and looks great on a Republican/child molester? A Doberman!

When it come to ass kicking dogs the go for the throat Doberman Pinscher is the Cadillac of guard/attack dogs. Some may argue that the German Shepherd is the consummate attack dog but in a fight the Doberman would make quick work of a German Shepherd and the Doberman has far more bite force. Dobermans also have a very intimidating look and bearing.

Dobermans instinctively go for the throat and don't let go. These dogs are killers.

Check out those impressive fangs and that powerful neck on this majestic flesh shedding machine. If this bad boy sinks his choppers into your carcass you will have about as much of a chance of surviving an attack as a chicken fried steak at a NAAFA convention.

When Dobermans growl people listen!

Don't get me wrong, there are other great attack dogs like the Rottweilers that possess one of the most powerful bites of all dogs as well as being very intimidating. Like the Doberman, the Rottweiler has plenty of knockdown power and it's a great finisher in a combative situation.

Unleash the furry fury!

A Rottweiler's handiwork!

Another really vicious dog that few people have heard of is the Gordon Setter aka Scottish Setter. Normally when people think of setters they think of the goofy Irish Setter or the pain in the ass English Setter. While the Gordon Setter looks a lot like the English and Irish Setter it's temperament is quite different.

Don't let its dumb look fool you. Gordon Setters love to bite. If you have a problem with a neighbor's cat a Gordon Setter will make quick work of a cat. These dog's are a cat's worst nightmare. Unlike its fearless English and Irish cousins this dog is fearless out of bravery and not stupidity. Turning an Irish Setter mean is nearly impossible but Gordon Setters can be meaner than cat piss and that's mean! Get a Gordon Setter pissed off enough and it will chew through a chain link fence!

A lot of breeders will tell you that Gordon Setters are good gun dogs and this is true but they will also go on to say that they are gentle and while they have a "soft mouth" they are also a good attack dog.

If you are looking for sheer size and power the Caucasian Shepherd is the juggernaut of attack/guard dogs. This horse size dog is nearly as big as the giant wolves in the movie Twilight. Nobody will fuck with you when they see you with monster dog. This great big son of a bitch will scare the shit out of anyone. While it may be true that it's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog -- when a dog has both size and spirit it's a clear winner.

You can put a saddle on this bear-like canine and your kids can ride it. Don't let it's dumb look fool you. This powerful pooch can not only bite a bad guy it can knock him out cold.

It takes a monster BBW to handle this monster dog!

Enter the Pit Bull

The much maligned Pit bull can best be described as the all American all purpose dog. A Pitbull gives you a lot of bang for the buck. If you need to put the bite on some scumbag you can't do much better than a Pitbull. Many people are under the mistaken impression that the Pitbull's strength is its bite and locking jaw feature but what makes the Pitbull a true champ when it comes to attacking is its fierce tenacity and fearlessness. When on the attack the relentless Pitbull is the energizer bunny of dogs.

After hearing about how the honey badger can kill a Cape Buffalo these determined Pitbulls will not be outdone by a glorified rodent. These champions of chomp are out to prove that they are every bit a brave and ferocious as the legendary Honey Badger. Like the Honey Badger  Pit Bulls "don't give a shit."

Don't mistake a German Shepherd's licking of your face to be a doggy kiss. What he's actually doing is basting you for later!

Last but not least is the German Shepherd.

You can't go wrong with a German Shepherd, the industry standard for attack/guard dogs. A German Shepherd can slice and dice with the best of them. Rin Tin Tin may have been a pussy but most German Shepherds make outstanding attack dogs. While they may lack the tenacity of the Pitbull and power of the Rottweiler and Doberman, German Shepherds can be easily trained to neutralize most threats. German Shepherds and their Shepherd cousins are a total package.

What these dogs lack in size and ferociousness they make up for in speed, agility, and intelligence.

Addendum: There is a lot of controversy regarding bite force in ft/lbs of the various breeds. Click here to read about the latest research regarding bite force of dogs.

Cops stealing a few winks after an exhaustive chase.

Update: There is a mistaken belief among security firms and law enforcement that the dog/canine is the only suitable service animal. This is wrong thinking. Africans use hyenas and hyenas have a bite force of 1100 PSI which is nearly twice that of a lion. The problem with hyenas is that they are not as smart as dogs and much tougher to train. Law enforcement has ignored the noble pig as a service animal. A boar is much stronger, tougher, meaner and smarter than a dog and what a boar lacks in speed it makes up in other areas.

Since most police departments employ cops who are nicknamed pigs by an admiring public the next logical step is to retire the dog to civilian use for the blind and disabled. With Americans increasing in weight a lowly German Shepherd lacks the oomph to take down most fatties. You have to meet bulk with bulk and pigs can get huge. Today's cops would be much better served and would serve the public better with pigs as back up. Can you imagine a dog trying to stop a raging BBW? An angry BBW can merely swat a dog aside like they do their bastard children.

Cops have now embraced the idea of being called pigs with PIG meaning Prestige Integrity and Guts.

High on the hog! Blue knight on a pink pig!

The pig can also replace the police horse. A cop chasing a suspect on a pig will have a quicker dismount and his mighty steed, the pig, then becomes an instant partner who can go onto tackling the criminal while the cop does the tazering and beating.

Dog about to get its ass kicked!

The Pigasus Project

Along with Alex Jones and Glenn Beck our investigative reporters Rotunda Hindenburg and Joe Eatin have uncovered the secretive Pigasus project. Think Obama's drones are bad? Flying pigs with Karl Rove's DNA are already spying on Americans. NATO and other forces plan to crash flying pigs into mosques making the harum to all Muslim by contaminating them with splattered pig remains. Code named Pigasus flying pigs are being deployed on every continent except for Antarctica.

Pigasus is part of a multi-national global initiative whose purpose is not yet fully understood. We do know that flying pigs are already replacing the more expensive pilot-less drones. What their exact purpose is remains a mystery. We suspect this is some sort of secretive sow surveillance.

The Pig Dog!

This sire is a fat admirer.

A hybrid may be a solution.  A pig/dog hybrid has both the attributes of the pig and the dog and it could also serve as a good role model for today's law enforcement professional.

Experiments have been underway for years to create a successful pig/dog. Results so far have been promising but mixed.

In the Fat Acceptance movement, skinny dogs have always humped sows especially at the NAAFA conventions siring bastard piglets.

From the same litter as the above dog

Cop DNA was used to create this creature but it would not stop gorging on donuts. Further research was abruptly abandoned.

Another failed experiment using cop DNA. This portly pooch to be put down because it robbed a Duncan Donuts and bit the manager.

Early attempts at creating Pigmandog. Research has since been abandoned.

There have been instances of fraud by some unscrupulous breeders (mostly from Monsanto) looking for government grant money!

Pig's curly tail and snout but much too small.

Dr Gus Guttner and researcher Hedda Hogs of Eatmore Labs

Catastrophic Failure

Another promising outcome?

Pigs and dogs are natural lovers!

 

The Man Pig Bear

LAPD is already experimenting with chimera and currently 75% of LAPD cops already have significant amounts of pig DNA... mostly in their brains.

If a police officer gets killed in the line of duty instead of having one of those boring cop funerals with those annoying bagpipes have a hog roast.

The NRA Gun Whores and Caroline Sparks

Two year old Caroline Sparks was accidently killed by her five year old brother by a .22 caliber Crickett rifle. 22. caliber weapons are deadly weapons. The filthy gun whores who make and market the Crickett .22 caliber rifle market the gun to toddlers. The gun whore pimp cowards have taken their website down since this story broke.

The Pennsylvania-based maker of Crickett rifles and Chipmunk rifles, Keystone Sporting Arms, 55 Sodom Road :: Milton, PA 17847,  markets its guns with the slogan "My First Rifle." They are available with different barrel and stock designs, including some made in hot pink to appeal to young girls. Read more on the gun whores here.

Here are some sample on how these shameless whores market their killing machines.

When will the public wake up to the fact that the predators who would actually market firearms to little kids deserve to burn in Hell?

If you would like to give those greedy bastards at Keystone Sporting Arms hell here's the contact information.



KEYSTONE SPORTING ARMS, LLC 155 SODOM ROAD MILTON, PA 17847 phone:1-800-742-0455 fax: 1-570-742-1455

The Bush Presidential Library is the Bush Liebrary

Click Here to see the Bush Liebrary.

Click here to see why the Bush Library is a liebrary. 

Tomas Young's Letter To War Criminals Bush and Cheney

Tomas Young joined the Army two days after September 11, 2001 and was shot and paralyzed after serving only five days in Iraq in 2004. He was the subject of the powerful 2007 documentary Body of War – with a soundtrack that included Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine and Bruce Springsteen – and since then, his health has worsened and he is currently under hospice care. On the 10th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, Young wrote a personal, heartbreaking letter to war criminals George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. It was originally posted on Truthdig.com; Young has given us permission to reprint it here.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/tomas-young-dying-iraq-war-veteran-writes-last-letter-to-bush-and-cheney-20130320#ixzz2SBFO2Ggg

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Young was shot above the collarbone and paralyzed from the chest down just 5 days into his deployment in 2004, as chronicled in the award - winning 2007 documentary Body of War - then suffered a pulmonary embolism and a brain injury in 2008. Last November, after years of abdominal pain, doctors removed his colon.

After months of taking 20 pills a day and ingesting food thru a tube, Young plans to end his life this month by removing the tube.

But Young isn't going quietly.

On the 10th anniversay of the Iraq War last month he published a scathing open letter to George Bush and Dick Cheney.

"The Iraq War is the largest strategic blunder in U.S. history," wrote Young, adding, "On every level – moral, strategic, military and economic – Iraq was a failure. And it was you, Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney, who started this war. It is you who should pay the consequences.  'My day of reckoning is upon me. Yours will come,' he warns.

My day of reckoning is upon me. Yours will come. I hope you will be put on trial. But mostly I hope, for your sakes, that you find the moral courage to face what you have done to me and to many, many others who deserved to live. I hope that before your time on earth ends, as mine is now ending, you will find the strength of character to stand before the American public and the world, and in particular the Iraqi people, and beg for forgiveness.

Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello, a close friend of Young's, was one of many who found themselves moved by Young's words. "I think that letter is the most effective piece of anti-war literature written in 50 years," says Morello.


Adds Morello, "It's a damning indictment. He's a soldier who is calling the former president a war criminal. That's news ! And accurate."


Young's full letter:

Tomas Young, Dying Iraq War Veteran, Writes Last Letter to Bush and Cheney

Sleazy Mark Sanford's Lying Push Poll Against Elizabeth Colbert

Think Progress broke the story of the push-polls coming from hidden phone numbers to voters in South Carolina’s first congressional district.

Here are the questions that are being asked,
 
“What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if I told you she had had an abortion?”
 
 “What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if I told you a judge held her in contempt of court at her divorce proceedings?
  “

What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if she had done jail time?”
 
“What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if I told you she was caught running up a charge account bill?”


“What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if she supported the failed stimulus plan?”
 
 “What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if I told you unions contributed to her campaign?”

Every single question in this push poll is dishonest. Here are the facts.

Elizabeth Colbert Busch never had an abortion! Click Here

Elizabeth Colbert Busch was never held in contempt of court. Click Here

Elizabeth Colbert Busch was never arrested. Click Here

Elizabeth Colbert Busch never ran up a charge account. Click Here

Unions have not contributed to her campaign. Click Here

 Here are some well documented lies told by liar Mark Sanford.

For six days in June 2009, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's whereabouts were unknown and there was media coverage of what was described as his disappearance. Subsequently the Governor reappeared and reported that he had been in Buenos Aires, Argentina with a woman with whom he was having an extramarital affair. He stated that in 2001 he met and became friends with this woman and that they started having a sexual relationship in 2008. His wife became aware of the relationship in January 2009, and it was later revealed that two weeks prior to June 24 Sanford and his wife had begun a trial separation. The woman was later identified as Maria Belén Chapur, an Argentine journalist.

During the six days of absence, one of the excuses offered by Sanford's spokesperson was that Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail.^[1] As a result, "hiking the Appalachian Trail" or "hiking the Appalachians" became an acceptable euphemism in the English language

From June 18 until June 24, 2009, the whereabouts of Governor Sanford were unknown to the public, including his wife and State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for him. The absence of Governor Sanford was first reported by Jim Davenport of the Associated Press.^[4][5] This six day disappearance garnered nationwide news coverage. His state and personal phones were turned off and he did not respond to phone or text messages. That prompted some to believe that he was missing and raised questions about who was acting as governor of South Carolina. His wife, Jenny Sanford, initially stated that she was not concerned and that he needed time away from their children to write something.^[6] Sanford has apparently made similar disappearances in the past, although this was the longest.^[7] After media speculation grew, Sanford's office on June 22 stated that he told them where he was going before he left and that he would be "difficult to reach."^[8] Later that day, Sanford's spokesman, Joel Sawyer, told the press that Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail.^[1]

Some South Carolina politicians voiced concerns about the governor's behavior. Lieutenant Governor André Bauer announced that he could not "take lightly that his staff has not had communication with him for more than four days, and that no one, including his own family, knows his whereabouts."^[1] The Senate Minority Leader, Democrat John Land, also questioned the fact that Sanford was absent over the Father's Day weekend, arguing that "it's one thing for the boys to go off by themselves, but on Father's Day to leave your family behind? That's erratic."^[6]

On June 23, spokesman Sawyer reported that Sanford had contacted his staff that morning—after apparently being out of touch with them for five days—and expressed surprise at all of the attention to his absence. Sawyer announced that the governor had decided to return to work the next day.

Con For Congress Mark Sanford Charged With Trespassing

Congressional candidates who are down in the polls often pull unexpected stunts to try to shake up the race — but even the most cunning strategist would have to question the wisdom of publicizing an unredacted list of phone numbers from people who have called the campaign.

This past weekend, former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford (R), best known for lying about an affair with an Argentinian woman, ran a full-page ad in the Charleston Post & Courier to support his congressional campaign after it was revealed that he had been charged with trespassing at his ex-wife’s house. In the ad, Sanford included his personal cell phone number and told readers to call him “if you have further questions.”

After Sanford published his own cell phone number, House Majority PAC, a Democratic-aligned super PAC, included his number in a fundraising email sent Wednesday.

Sanford responded Thursday by publishing a list of unredacted phone numbers from anybody who had called his cell phone in an attempt to publicly shame them.

More dirt on Sanford the scumbag... 

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford must appear in court two days after running for a vacant congressional seat to answer a complaint that he trespassed at his ex-wife's home, according to court documents acquired by The Associated Press on Tuesday.

The complaint says Jenny Sanford confronted Sanford leaving her Sullivans Island home on Feb. 3 by a rear door, using his cell phone for a flashlight. Her attorney filed the complaint the next day and Jenny Sanford confirmed Tuesday the documents are authentic.

Here is a question for South Carolina voters: If his own wife can't trust him, why should you?

George Bush: A Pictorial Essay

The only people dumber than Bush are the people who voted for him. Then those people got stupid and voted for him again. With that in mind I present this numbskull in pictures.

You dumb fuck Republicans had much better choices in 2000 but you nominated this idiot and look at the results. Fuck you you dumb fucks!