Syria and God

The Pope is calling for prayers for peace. That's dumb because God caused it in the first place and God always thinks he's right.

God is licking his chops!

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

 

Syria: God is Cumming in His Pants

As usual there is more conflict, death and destruction going on in the Middle East. The common denominator in Middle East conflicts is almost always religion. I've no doubt that the vile and evil God of Abraham has his menacing hands in this latest carnage. Nothing seems to make that particular God happier than human suffering  especially when the suffering humans are innocent victims of the ones killing in his name.

God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.

Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.

De-Godding Your Money

It is unconstitutional for the government to endorse a deity. Are you "de Godding" your money?

Miami: In The Top Ten For The World's Most Dangerous City

It's no secret to Floridians that Miami Florida has long been a cesspool of crime and corruption. Unfortunately most Americans have no idea just how bad it has gotten. The moral ossification of Miami is frightening and shocking.  Miami A Survivor's Tale author Frank Abrams esq brings a unique and insightful perspective regarding the unremitting decline of Miami.

Miami is ranked number four on the country's most dangerous cities list according to the Huffington Post.

UPDATE!  Forbes Miami ranked number 3 on the list of the America's most dangerous cities

Pope Francis Explains Why An Attack on Syria is Dumb and Wrong

Holy fucking jumping shit balls... THE POPE IS RIGHT! It's the Middle East DUHHHHH! They are Muslims... DUHHHH. No matter what side wins it is still going to suck.... DUHHHH! That has been the pattern there DUHHHH!

Military solution in Syria would be futile, Pope tells G20

By Philip Pullella  http://news.yahoo.com/military-solution-syria-futile-pope-tells-g20-133932802.html
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis, in a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin for the G20 summit, urged world leaders on Thursday to "lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution" in Syria.

The United States and France are considering military action against Damascus in response to a chemical attack on August 21 that killed hundreds of people.

The Vatican released the letter as the Holy See briefed ambassadors about the pope's initiatives, including an unprecedented international day of prayer for peace in Syria which he has called for this Saturday.

The U.S. and French envoys were among some 70 envoys at Thursday's meeting with Archbishop Dominique Mamberti, the Vatican's foreign minister.

"It is regrettable that, from the very beginning of the conflict in Syria, one-sided interests have prevailed and in fact hindered the search for a solution that would have avoided the senseless massacre now unfolding," the pope said.

"To the (G20) leaders present, to each and every one, I make a heartfelt appeal for them to help find ways to overcome the conflicting positions and to lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution."
He said the international community should instead press for "a peaceful solution through dialogue and negotiation".

G20 host Putin is trying to talk U.S. President Barack Obama out of air strikes to punish President Bashar al-Assad for the chemical weapons attack, which the West blames on the Syrian government. Assad's government denies it was responsible.

In the letter, Francis, the former Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, asked the Russian president to pray for him.

Putin always attends major religious festivals of the Russian Orthodox Church and has deepened his ties with the Church in recent years as part of a conservative course he has taken as president to rally voters behind him following street protests by the opposition.

The Vatican has been pressing its message on Syria all week since the pope announced his peace initiative last Sunday.

The Holy See's deputy justice minister said the Syrian conflict had "all the ingredients" to spark a global conflict and the leader of the worldwide Jesuit order said a military intervention by the United States or France would be "an abuse of power".
Francis has called on the world's 1.2 billion Roman Catholics to join him on Saturday in a day of prayer and fasting to end the Syrian conflict. He has invited members of all faiths to join him around the world in whatever way they see fit.

He will lead a prayer service in St Peter's Square expected to draw tens of thousands of people. At about five hours, it will be one of the longest events ever at the Vatican.
(Additional reporting by Timothy Heritage in St Petersburg, editing by Barry Moody and Mark Trevelyan)

Rachael Ray Fat

As a fat man I don't want some fat woman cooking or serving me my food! Fat women are often unsanitary and they also snack while cooking.

Today one of my main sources of masturbatory fantasies, Rachael Ray, is now a fatling and a huge boner buzz kill. When Rachael was basting the turkey I would be vigorously choking the chicken but now when I see Rachael Ray I wouldn't get it up even if I had a crane!

Rachael Ray in the midst of a foodgasm!

Sandra Lee To the Rescue!

Sure she's really fucking hot but can she cook? YES SHE CAN! This hottie can cook! Not only can she put a kink in your dink she can make your tummy rumble with anticipation.

Sandra Lee is the exception that proves the rule, "Never trust a skinny Chef."

Sandra Lee is now my Rachael Ray alternative!

Start wanking fat boys!

To see more of Sandra Lee... CLICK HERE!

Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts! More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

Super Size Seductress won't let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!

Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism AKA Proud FA and Coach Gains. As you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have both porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article that documents the known sluttiness of fat girls.

Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women - those with a body mass index greater than 30 - report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. "Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions," she said.

Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.

Researchers found that obese men didn't do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

Nasty NAAFA nymphos ganf rape another Fat admirer! 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won't be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

 

 

 

Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!

 

To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of kids she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. "It's because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad."

Put a helmet on that soldier! Proud FA warns! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD, condoms also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As our readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don't want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far! 

More shocking news! 

Obesity Increases Unplanned Pregnancies and STDs - iVillage

www.ivillage.com/obesity-increases-unplanned...and-stds/4-a-211886‎

Jun 16, 2010 - A new study links being overweight to sexual health risks.

Obesity Increases STDs | STD Answers - Identigene

www.identigene.com/std-testing/blog/2010/11/obesity-increases-stds/‎

Nov 8, 2010 - British Medical Journal report shows that obese and women are more likely to have sexually transmitted diseases than people of normal weights.