How The Govt Shutdown Will Effect You

10. Vacation all I ever wanted: Need to get away? Well, you can't. At least not to national parks. Or to national zoos. Or to national museums. They'd all be closed. That's 368 National Park Service sites closed, millions of visitors turned away.

Were you thinking more along the lines of a trip to France? If you don't already have a passport, you could bid that adieu. It's unlikely you'd get your blue book in time. The last time the government threw a hissy fit, 200,000 applications for passports went unprocessed. Tourism and airline revenues reeled.

9. Holiday. Celebrate: Don't come to work if you're a federal employee. You're on furlough. (Offer not valid for workers in "critical services," such as air traffic controllers, hazardous waste handlers and food inspectors.)

Do take some time to celebrate. In previous shutdowns, everyone who stayed home was paid retroactively after peace returned to Washington.

8. I won't back down: The good news (for you) is that the men and women in uniform would continue to keep you safe. The bad news (for them) is that they'd be paid in IOUs until the shutdown ended. In January, Sens. Mark Udall, D-Colorado, and Jerry Moran, R-Kansas, introduced legislation that would have protected pay for the troops during a shutdown, but it didn't get anywhere.

Rep. C.W. Young, chairman of the House Defense Appropriations Subcommittee, told the Air Force Times, "All military personnel will continue to serve and accrue pay but will not actually be paid until appropriations are available."

Their mid-October paycheck would be the first affected. In addition, the congressman told the paper, changes of station would be delayed, medical offerings would be scaled back, facility and weapons maintenance would be suspended and most civilian employees would be furloughed until appropriations are available.

Scenarios of the shutdown

7. If you drive a car, I'll tax the street: You may be thinking, "No functioning government, no need to pay taxes." Think again. The Man would continue to collect taxes. U.S. bonds would still be issued. And other essential banking functions would go on.

6. Wait a minute, Mr. Postman: You know that whole "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night" thing? Apparently, the U.S. Postal Service works through shutdowns as well. Sorry, you won't catch a break from the junk mail. But hey, you may already be a winner!

5. I want a new drug: Oh, the irony. The Republicans want to defund Obamacare in exchange for funding the government. But the health care act at the center of this storm would continue its implementation process during a shutdown. That's because its funds aren't dependent on the congressional budget process.

4. Pass the ammunition: Not so fast. A shutdown would affect the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Translation: That gun permit you wanted processed wouldn't happen anytime soon.

3. Money (that's what I want): Well, if you own a small business and needed a loan from the government, you'd have to wait. If you were planning to buy a house and needed a federal loan, you'd have to wait. If you're a veteran, you might have to make a few trips to the mailbox before that check arrived.

If you're on Social Security, however, don't worry -- probably. Social Security payments were sent during the last shutdown. President Obama's expected to keep workers on the payroll to process checks. But would there be enough employees to process new benefits for the newly retired?

2. Anything dirty or dingy or dusty: Oscar the Grouch is a company of one. No one loves trash. But if you live in Washington, expect it to pile up if there's a shutdown. There wouldn't be anyone to collect your garbage. Washington's budget has to be approved by Congress. No budget for the city = no trash collection. And, according to The Washington Post, D.C. produces about 500 tons of garbage each week.

1. I'm proud to be an American: Perhaps the biggest hit would be to the collective psyche. America is the largest economy in the world and a beacon for how democracy ought to work. To watch elected lawmakers engage in a high-stakes staring contest with no one willing to blink is no way to do business. A recent CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll found that 51% will blame Republicans if the government closes its doors. The U.S. has operated without a budget since 2009 and has avoided a government shutdown with last-minute deals. It's been one stomach-turning sequel after another.

Not only does the government run out of money on October 1, the nation is set to hit the debt ceiling and go into default in mid-October. Together, they serve -- in the words of CNN senior White House correspondent Jim Acosta -- as a dysfunction double whammy.

Shutdown threat imperils immigration reform

What won't change. 

The criminals in CONgress like Ted Cruz will still get a paycheck!

More Shocking Proof: Fat Women Make Bad Mothers!

We all know that fat girls have toxic wombs but what people don't readily know is that fat girls are child abusers. The following video show and angry jealous fat nanny in action.

Don't Get A Fat Girl Knocked Up Maternal obesity and risk for birth defects

Fat girls make horrible mothers and the science proves it.

1. Obesity Increases Birth Defect Risk - WebMD

   www.webmd.com/baby/news/.../obesity-increases-birth-defect-risk‎

   Aug 6, 2007 - Babies born to mothers who are obese prior to and during pregnancy are at increased risk for a range of major birth defects, new research ...

2. Maternal Obesity Heightens Risk of Birth Defects - ABC News

   abcnews.go.com › Health‎

   TUESDAY, Aug. 7 (HealthDay News) -- Women who were obese before they became pregnant had a higher risk of having babies with certain birth defects, ...

3. Mother's Obesity Raises Risk of Birth Defects - TIME

   content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1878549,00.html‎

   Feb 10, 2009 - A new study suggests that obesity during pregnancy is a powerful and far-reaching risk factor for birth defects.

4. Prepregnancy Obesity as a Risk Factor for Structural Birth Defects

   jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=570913‎

   by DK Waller - ‎2007 - ‎Cited by 225 - ‎Related articles

   D. Kim Waller, PhD; Gary M. Shaw, DrPH; Sonja A. Rasmussen, MD, MS; Charlotte A. Hobbs, MD, PhD; Mark A. Canfield, PhD; Anna-Maria Siega-Riz, PhD; ...

5. Maternal obesity and risk for birth defects.

   www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12728129‎

   by ML Watkins - ‎2003 - ‎Cited by 406 - ‎Related articles

   Pediatrics. 2003 May;111(5 Pt 2):1152-8. Maternal obesity and risk for birth defects. Watkins ML, Rasmussen SA, Honein MA, Botto LD, Moore CA. Division of ...

6. Maternal obesity and morbid obesity: the risk for birth defects in the ...

   www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19711433‎

   by MI Blomberg - ‎2010 - ‎Cited by 53 - ‎Related articles

   Birth Defects Res A Clin Mol Teratol. 2010 Jan;88(1):35-40. doi: 10.1002/bdra.20620. Maternal obesity and morbid obesity: the risk for birth defects in the ...

7. Prepregnancy obesity as a risk factor for structural birth defects.

   www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17679655‎

   by DK Waller - ‎2007 - ‎Cited by 224 - ‎Related articles

   Arch Pediatr Adolesc Med. 2007 Aug;161(8):745-50. Prepregnancy obesity as a risk factor for structural birth defects. Waller DK, Shaw GM, Rasmussen SA, ...

JFK and the Lincoln Greenback

The following if from the site WHAT REALLY HAPPENED   

I think that the following is a matter of the historical record. If anyone can add to this please do so in the comments section.

I wrote the following as a comment to the Member Post in which Ellen Brown demands that President Obama bypass the Federal Resreve and issue a new United States currency free from debt and interest. I decided that since comments to member posts do not appear on the main page that I would reprise my comment in its own article.
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Lincoln issued his famous greenbacks to fund the Civil War without enslaving the American people to the 30% interest demanded by the bankers. Lincoln refused to plunge the people of the nation into a debt they could never pay back, and issued his own currency instead.

�... (we) gave the people of this Republic the greatest blessing they have ever had � their own paper money to pay their own debts...�

The bankers understood the threat a government-issued currency represented to their wealth and power. The London Times wrote of Lincoln's move...

�If that mischievous financial policy, which had its origin in the North American Republic, should become indurated down to a fixture, then that Government will furnish its own money without cost. It will pay off debts and be without a debt. It will have all the money necessary to carry on its commerce. It will become prosperous beyond precedent in the history of the civilized governments of the world. The brains and the wealth of all coun�tries will go to North America. That govern�ment must be destroyed, or it will destroy every monarchy on the globe.�

Following this editorial, the governments of Europe, as much under the control of the banks as the present US Government, offered to support the Confederacy, but had to quit when Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, as their own people refused to support the side in the war that favored slavery.

After the Union won the civil war and it was obvious that Lincoln would keep his greenbacks in circulation, he was assassinated. Popularized history portrays the assassination as the work of John Wilkes Booth who we are told thought the outcome of the war would be reversed by Lincoln's death (along with simply wishing to be more famous than his father Edwin Booth). But the historical truth is that 8 other conspirators were arrested and sentenced for the plot. Of the 8, one individual stands out. Samuel Arnold was convicted for being one of the core plotters, but was provided with a lawyer by no less a figure than Secretary of War Edwin Stanton, and then pardoned by President Andrew Johnson!

Following Lincoln's death, Congress immediately repealed the Greenback law, celebrating the end of slavery by re-enslaving all America to the bankers!

"The struggle that was to rid the country of human slavery of the black race, however, was also to fasten upon the whole nation an economic or money slavery, which has endured to the present time..."-- Dr. R.E. Search in Lincoln: Money Martyred

Kennedy issued his US Notes for much the same reason. On June 4, 1963, Kennedy signed Executive Order 11110, which authorized the US Treasury to issue a new form of silver certificate.


Kennedy issued $4,292,893,825 of cash money; free of debt and free of interest. It was a sufficient amount to allow the nation to operate without the private Federal Reserve. Just 5 months later, JFK was shot by the "crazed lone nut" Lee Harvey Oswald. Almost immediately after Kennedy's death, the US Notes were pulled out of circulation and destroyed except for samples in the hands of collectors.

A telling clue lies in the fact that the Warren Commission, now widely understood to have been a cover-up, counted among its seven members John J. McCloy, who had served as head of the World Bank and President of Chase Manhattan Bank. A rather odd resume for a man charged with investigating a murder, in hindsight!

Subsequent examination has shown that Kennedy's Executive Order 11110 was never rescinded. That would have taken an act of Congress, and in the atmosphere of near deification of JFK following his death, that would have brought more public attention to what Kennedy had wanted to do. So, the E.O. still stands.

I have written this commentary for two purposes. First, to remind President Obama that he already has all the authority he needs to order the US Treasury to start issuing currency. He just needs to pick up the phone or stroll through that tunnel and tell them to carry out Kennedy's EO 11110. Obama has that authority. He does not need Congress or anyone else's permission.

My second purpose is to send a message to the Federal Reserve. and that message is that if Obama does start issuing currency in accord with the Constitution and Kennedy's EO 11110, and anything happens to him (or for that matter to Ellen Brown), the owners of the Federal Reserve will be our first and most likely suspects.

Food Politics

Trigger Warning! I Fat Bastardo, have sanitized this article. You can read the unedited version at Food Politics.

Let me be absolutely clear: I am totally in favor of encouraging kids to drink water as long as it is in the form of sugary soda pop!

But:

• Water deficiency is not a public health problem in the United States.  Childhood obesity is the problem.
• Drinking water will only help to counter childhood obesity if it substitutes for sugary sodas.
• Bottled water companies such as Dasani (owned by Coca-Cola) and Aquafina (PepsiCo), and their trade group The American Beverage Association (ABA), are the main supporters of this initiative.
• This makes the message sounds like “drink bottled water,” without much attention to environmental implications.

Fat Bastrado comment: If you insist on drinking water why pay as much for it as a bottle of delicious and refreshing Coke?

The ABA’s congratulatory press release says:

Staying hydrated is important to staying in balance, and bottled water provides people with a convenient and popular choice. By supporting this new initiative, our industry is once again leading with meaningful ways to achieve a balanced lifestyle.”

Hydrated?  Not an issue for most people (exceptions—elite athletes, people at high altitude, the elderly).

Bottled water?  In places with decent municipal water supplies, tap water is a much better choice; it’s inexpensive, non-polluting, and generates political support for preserving the quality of municipal water supplies.  See, for example, what Food and Water Watch has to say about bottled water.

James Hamblin’s critical account  in The Atlantic indicates that the press conference must have been tough going.  Sam Kass, White House chef and executive director of Let’s Move! took the questions.

Another reporter: “Why aren’t we talking about obesity?”

Kass: “We think a positive, forward-leaning campaign is the most effective way to insure that people are getting the water they need. Water is the simplest, most accessible healthy choice people can make, We’re going to keep it positive from start to finish.”

Another reporter: Are we talking about replacing sugary drinks and sodas with water?”
Lawrence Soler, president and CEO of Partnership for a Healthier America, fielded that one. “It’s less a public health campaign than a campaign to encourage drinking more water. To that end, we’re being completely positive. Only encouraging people to drink water; not being negative about other drinks. “

I consider Let’s Move! to be a public health campaign, and a very important one.
Hamblin concludes:

I know we’re just trying to “keep things positive,” but missing the opportunity to use this campaign’s massive platform to clearly talk down soda or do something otherwise more productive is lamentable. Public health campaigns of this magnitude don’t come around every day…Keeping things positive and making an important point are not mutually exclusive, you fools.

Fat Bastardo comment: I consider Let's Move to be FAT HATRED!

My interpretation

Let’s Move! staff have stated repeatedly that they must and will work with the food industry to make progress on childhood obesity (Fat kids are cute).  I’m guessing this is the best they can do. Messages to “drink less soda” (or even “drink tap water”) will not go over well with Coke, Pepsi, and the ABA; sales of sugary sodas are already declining in this country.

I’m thinking that the White House must have cut a deal with the soda industry along the lines of “we won’t say one word about soda if you will help us promote water, which you bottle under lots of brands.”   A win-win.

Isn’t drinking water better than drinking soda?  Of course it is isn't water sucks and fish fuck in it.
But this campaign could have clarified the issues a bit better.  Jeff Cronin, communications director of the Center for Science in the Public Interest circulated a poster created by Rudy Ruiz (of the communications firm Interlex) for a public health campaign in San Antonio:

Public health partnerships with food and beverage companies—especially soda companies—are fraught with peril.   Let’s hope this one conveys the unstated message like the one in San Antonio:

My balance is less MORE soda and more LESS tap water.

Other resources
As always, Eddie Gehman Kohan writing at ObamaFoodorama provides a clear, detailed summary of the relevant details along with transcripts of Michele Obama’s remarks at the launch in Watertown, Wisconsin (site of a Pepsi bottling plant, among other things).

Amanda Chin has a good piece in the Huffington Post (I’m quoted).

Former Ex US Senator EXPOSES US corruption , greed and fascist intent

Mike Gravel tells the truth on the criminal elite.

Playing Devil's Advocate

Doctors Suck

GOOGLE IT!

Click HERE to read more mind boggling medical blunders.

 

Obituary About a Bad Mother

This is going viral. I, Fat Bastardo, have been trying to find a picture of this monstrous whore. I am guessing that she's fat because it is a known fact that fat women are bad mothers. I don't know if this old whore was fat but I am glad she's dead and if there is an afterlife I hope she sees justice.  Then again her mental illness was caused by God. Either way it couldn't hurt pissing on her grave. Rest in Piss BITCH!

“Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.

On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children. Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.

Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a “humane society”. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.”

George Zimmerman Dashcam Footage and 911 Call

Maybe this time this fucking bastard will go down!

Bigger Fatter Earth

Humans are not the only ones getting heavier. The earth moon and the planets are also getting heavier! I am hoping that the world's fattest astronomer Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has time to discuss this. Dr Bear is kinda like a fat Bill Nye the science guy in that he is an ambassador for free thinking, rational thought and science.

 

Dr Bear demonstrating his sun viewer!

 The Earth gets 100 tons heavier each day.

This massive daily weight gain can be blamed on about 100 tons of meteoroids (fragments of dust, gravel, and even big rocks) entering the Earth’s atmosphere each day. If you stand under the stars for more than half an hour on a clear night you’re more than likely to see a few of these meteors.

However even after centuries of watching these meteors majestically tear through the night sky and trying to make them grant our wishes, we still haven’t managed to figure out where exactly they all originate from.

Do they come from the asteroid belt? Are they created in a comet’s death throes? Are they random pieces of space junk? NASA is now attempting to answer these questions with a network of smart cameras scattered all across the United States. So far these cameras tell scientists the size of every single meteor in the night sky, track their orbits, calculate their trajectory through the atmosphere, and determine whether and if so where, they will hit Earth.

Hopefully, as the technology develops and as patterns are spotted, scientists will be able to pinpoint where all these meteors are coming from too.

Read more here!

Syria and God

The Pope is calling for prayers for peace. That's dumb because God caused it in the first place and God always thinks he's right.

God is licking his chops!

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

 

Syria: God is Cumming in His Pants

As usual there is more conflict, death and destruction going on in the Middle East. The common denominator in Middle East conflicts is almost always religion. I've no doubt that the vile and evil God of Abraham has his menacing hands in this latest carnage. Nothing seems to make that particular God happier than human suffering  especially when the suffering humans are innocent victims of the ones killing in his name.

God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.

Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.

De-Godding Your Money

It is unconstitutional for the government to endorse a deity. Are you "de Godding" your money?

Miami: In The Top Ten For The World's Most Dangerous City

It's no secret to Floridians that Miami Florida has long been a cesspool of crime and corruption. Unfortunately most Americans have no idea just how bad it has gotten. The moral ossification of Miami is frightening and shocking.  Miami A Survivor's Tale author Frank Abrams esq brings a unique and insightful perspective regarding the unremitting decline of Miami.

Miami is ranked number four on the country's most dangerous cities list according to the Huffington Post.

UPDATE!  Forbes Miami ranked number 3 on the list of the America's most dangerous cities

Pope Francis Explains Why An Attack on Syria is Dumb and Wrong

Holy fucking jumping shit balls... THE POPE IS RIGHT! It's the Middle East DUHHHHH! They are Muslims... DUHHHH. No matter what side wins it is still going to suck.... DUHHHH! That has been the pattern there DUHHHH!

Military solution in Syria would be futile, Pope tells G20

By Philip Pullella  http://news.yahoo.com/military-solution-syria-futile-pope-tells-g20-133932802.html
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis, in a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin for the G20 summit, urged world leaders on Thursday to "lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution" in Syria.

The United States and France are considering military action against Damascus in response to a chemical attack on August 21 that killed hundreds of people.

The Vatican released the letter as the Holy See briefed ambassadors about the pope's initiatives, including an unprecedented international day of prayer for peace in Syria which he has called for this Saturday.

The U.S. and French envoys were among some 70 envoys at Thursday's meeting with Archbishop Dominique Mamberti, the Vatican's foreign minister.

"It is regrettable that, from the very beginning of the conflict in Syria, one-sided interests have prevailed and in fact hindered the search for a solution that would have avoided the senseless massacre now unfolding," the pope said.

"To the (G20) leaders present, to each and every one, I make a heartfelt appeal for them to help find ways to overcome the conflicting positions and to lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution."
He said the international community should instead press for "a peaceful solution through dialogue and negotiation".

G20 host Putin is trying to talk U.S. President Barack Obama out of air strikes to punish President Bashar al-Assad for the chemical weapons attack, which the West blames on the Syrian government. Assad's government denies it was responsible.

In the letter, Francis, the former Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, asked the Russian president to pray for him.

Putin always attends major religious festivals of the Russian Orthodox Church and has deepened his ties with the Church in recent years as part of a conservative course he has taken as president to rally voters behind him following street protests by the opposition.

The Vatican has been pressing its message on Syria all week since the pope announced his peace initiative last Sunday.

The Holy See's deputy justice minister said the Syrian conflict had "all the ingredients" to spark a global conflict and the leader of the worldwide Jesuit order said a military intervention by the United States or France would be "an abuse of power".
Francis has called on the world's 1.2 billion Roman Catholics to join him on Saturday in a day of prayer and fasting to end the Syrian conflict. He has invited members of all faiths to join him around the world in whatever way they see fit.

He will lead a prayer service in St Peter's Square expected to draw tens of thousands of people. At about five hours, it will be one of the longest events ever at the Vatican.
(Additional reporting by Timothy Heritage in St Petersburg, editing by Barry Moody and Mark Trevelyan)

Rachael Ray Fat

As a fat man I don't want some fat woman cooking or serving me my food! Fat women are often unsanitary and they also snack while cooking.

Today one of my main sources of masturbatory fantasies, Rachael Ray, is now a fatling and a huge boner buzz kill. When Rachael was basting the turkey I would be vigorously choking the chicken but now when I see Rachael Ray I wouldn't get it up even if I had a crane!

Rachael Ray in the midst of a foodgasm!

Sandra Lee To the Rescue!

Sure she's really fucking hot but can she cook? YES SHE CAN! This hottie can cook! Not only can she put a kink in your dink she can make your tummy rumble with anticipation.

Sandra Lee is the exception that proves the rule, "Never trust a skinny Chef."

Sandra Lee is now my Rachael Ray alternative!

Start wanking fat boys!

To see more of Sandra Lee... CLICK HERE!

Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts! More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

Super Size Seductress won't let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!

Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism AKA Proud FA and Coach Gains. As you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have both porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article that documents the known sluttiness of fat girls.

Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women - those with a body mass index greater than 30 - report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. "Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions," she said.

Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.

Researchers found that obese men didn't do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

Nasty NAAFA nymphos ganf rape another Fat admirer! 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won't be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

 

 

 

Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!

 

To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of kids she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. "It's because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad."

Put a helmet on that soldier! Proud FA warns! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD, condoms also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As our readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don't want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far! 

More shocking news! 

Obesity Increases Unplanned Pregnancies and STDs - iVillage

www.ivillage.com/obesity-increases-unplanned...and-stds/4-a-211886‎

Jun 16, 2010 - A new study links being overweight to sexual health risks.

Obesity Increases STDs | STD Answers - Identigene

www.identigene.com/std-testing/blog/2010/11/obesity-increases-stds/‎

Nov 8, 2010 - British Medical Journal report shows that obese and women are more likely to have sexually transmitted diseases than people of normal weights.