What do you get when you cross the water buffalo with a honey badger? Answer… New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. Like the honey badger not only does Chris Christie not give a shit and have a voracious appetite he's big and impervious to pain like a Cape Buffalo and he's smart.
It turns out that the conservative group C-PAC has tried to crap all over Gov. Christie and he doesn't give a shit. And like the water buffalo he didn't even feel it. Covering all his blubber is a very tough hide. Fucking with Chris Christie if I'm wrestling with a pig in mud. Eventually you figure out that the pig is liking it And like the honey badger fighting and killing elephants, Chris Christie has a Republican Party by the balls.
|A majestic Chris Christie holding his scepter|
From Huffington Post
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