|Yea Fat Bastard!|
Let's be honest here, men are pigs and many of us would screw us snake if we could get low enough so it's no wonder that men will pork fat girls. Hell, men screw sheep! Any port in a storm I say.
The main reason is, even though most men today are big fat lummoxes we still want to get laid but just not with a fat girl. Sure, we can rely on Internet porn and Rosy Palm and her five sisters but that requires too much effort on our part. We have to lift up our bellies and grab hold of our tally whackers as we whip the Bishop, choke the chicken, jack the jalopy, comb the fish or bop the baloney. That's a lot of work. Throughout history when it comes to sex men have always done all the work.
Sure, it's much worse for a skinny woman being married to a fat guy. I can't even imagine how revolting it must be for petite woman having a grunting sweating lummox like me trying to bone her. I think I'd rather have someone defecate on me. Having a big fat girl grunting and sweating stinking all over me is terrifying and it is terrifying for even the most intrepid skinny guy. A fat lummox on top of a petite woman has to be like being water boarded with urine but the fact remains that men are in charge and hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. I'd rather have skinny chick ruling the world.
Nobody gets hurt because men are fat. We actually cost the healthcare system far less in the long term because we die sooner and we are jolly. Fat women, particularly the pear-shaped ones only die about 10 years sooner than the average lean woman but over the course of their lives they end up costing the healthcare system considerably more even though they die sooner than lean women. We fat guys have the good sense to die soon.
|Supreme Fat Acceptance Leader, Fat Bastard|
As leader of the fat acceptance movement I, Fat Bastard am petitioning our political leaders. I have sent emissaries to some of the great fat politicians of our day. We have contacted the drugster Rush Limbaugh, Karl the Pillsbury dough boy Rove, Dick Morris, Mike Huckabee and Chris fat in the can Crisco Christie and asked them to push for this legislation.
We've also started political action committees called FATPAC and EATPAC that are receiving large donations from KFC, Papa John's pizza, the Cheesecake Factory, and the Heart Attack Grill.
Please call your Congressman and asked him to support this wonderful legislative pork. I thank you, the fat acceptance movement thanks you and my right hand thanks you.
It's either this or...... this.
I can hear the fat admirers already. They have had it too good for too long. Fat admirers make up less than 5% of the population. With 75% of women fat or obese, fat admirers have had a field day. This is also created tumultuous relationships among fat women. Fat admirers are like rock stars. They have fat girls throwing themselves down. This disparity has turned fat admirers into bigger pigs than ordinary man. With regular lean man it's either feast or famine when it comes to getting laid but it's mostly famine. But for the fat admirer getting laid as much as you want is a given.
It's time to even the playing field. Regular guys and fat guys have been at a huge disadvantage. While there may be no muff too tough for most fat admirers regular guys like a well-kept and hygienic muff. With the leader in a population feminine hygiene will improve and there will be more competition among any girls and less competition between men. That's good for everyone. Currently skinny girls have had a monopoly on prime pussy. We have antitrust laws for business and corporations we should also have antitrust laws for sex.
To further drive this point home I'll be posting some more pictures of hot slender women. Here's some thinspo!
Fat Bastard out.