|While throat blubber may make some singers better it probably was not working for Jann Arden|
I, Fat Bastardo will opine and oinkpine and ovine and opig.
Not everyone is thrilled with Jann Arden's recent shedding of 60 pounds.
While some cheer, others are bizarrely betrayed. This last set, I reckon, consider Jann to be something like the Bob Rae of the Rubenesque brigade.
Much like that notable New Democrat-turned-Liberal, she's accused of having switched allegiances, become a turncoat, broken the faith. Fat being, as it so often is, a matter of politics.
Fat Bastardo's Op Ed: Fat girls are pissed because Jann looks hot again and they don't. Maybe that extra 60 pounds of blubber was causing Jann some health problems. Maybe it was have a detrimental affect on her singing?
"Weight is an emotional issue," she herself elaborates. "And some people are mad at me. 'You sold out. You caved under pressure.' "
|Plumped up Jann Arden with more Chins than Chinatown!|
The singer-songwriter gives the skinny in a new cover story in Chatelaine. The writer of the article, Katrina Onstad, shades in the rest: "Weight loss is complicated for an artist who trades in self-acceptance and has a huge female following for making no apologies about being large." So, why and how?
|When angry jealous fat girls could not seduce Jann with food. They force fed her!|
Characteristically cheeky, the awesome Arden zings, "I just looked in the mirror and thought, man, I haven't seen a cheekbone in so long."
Old-fashioned healthy eating and committed jogging did the trick, she says.
And so we have it -- a photo in Chatelaine that has Jann Arden looking all sultry and smoky and even a bit, if you blink, like Britain's Jemina Khan! So no, Jann, it's true what they say about pleasing all of the people. And yes, we're keen to hear your new album, out early next year.
Oh, and just one more thing: Our Calgarian chanteuse says that she for sure gets the fat gene from her dad's part of the family. Mom's side "are like sparrows," and as she goes on to chuckle, "I look at my father and I curse his sperm!"
Fat Bastado's Op Ed: Typical! Blame it on a man!
|Jann Arden hot and skinny again!|
A lot of misandrist fat girls love Jann Arden because of her hit song Insensitive.