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Saturday, April 14, 2012
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fatty Whose Binge Has Been Interrupted! A Pictorial essay
Don't even think about laying a finger on my Butterfinger!
DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD MUTHA FUCKA!
BACK OFF MEME ROTH!
MY BELLY WILL EAT YOU!
DO NOT MAKE ME GET UP!
I will eat you after you suck my man titties bitch!
Wow, that guy in the bottom picture has a pretty cool belly. G-G-G-GALE FORCE FLABBALANCHE HEADED TOWARDS YOU, PATHETIC THINLING!!! YE SHALL NOT STAND IN MY PATH, FOR I AM FATTER AND WISER THAN THEE!!!
OM NOM NOM! OM NOM NOM! OM NOM NOM!
As for the professor looking man, he does look like a man of profound wisdom and learning. He also is clearly an excellent father, as he is going inside last after seeing that his family got in okay, instead of being a think jerk who charges in first and slams the door behind him. Yeah, skinny annoying guys make me sick. Sure some of them have diabetes, but it doesn't make up for the fact that they are mean.
Good evening Fat Bastard.
ReplyDeleteYeah! The bald fat guy wearing glasses, black shirt, and blue jeans, he is definitely pear-shaped.
He has a nice great big butt and fat legs.
I like that photo.
He looks like he could be either a high school teacher, or perhaps even a college professor.
Of course, I'm just guessing.
Cute kid he has there.
He's probably a good father and a good husband.
Oh! The obese lady sitting down wrapped in her pink blanket . . .
She is beautiful!
What a babe!!!
Wow, that guy in the bottom picture has a pretty cool belly. G-G-G-GALE FORCE FLABBALANCHE HEADED TOWARDS YOU, PATHETIC THINLING!!! YE SHALL NOT STAND IN MY PATH, FOR I AM FATTER AND WISER THAN THEE!!!
ReplyDeleteOM NOM NOM! OM NOM NOM! OM NOM NOM!
As for the professor looking man, he does look like a man of profound wisdom and learning. He also is clearly an excellent father, as he is going inside last after seeing that his family got in okay, instead of being a think jerk who charges in first and slams the door behind him. Yeah, skinny annoying guys make me sick. Sure some of them have diabetes, but it doesn't make up for the fact that they are mean.
BELLY BOY, OUT