Fat Shaming Works

CG Songs · Oompa Fat Girl Mix B

 

This year over 400,000 Americans will see and early grave due to the co-morbid features of obesity. Even reporting that fact is called "fat shaming".  I wrote this song because I think that diabetes, stroke and  heart attack are a whole lot worse than the bruised egos of the terminally gluttonous. 

I included a trigger warning for those of you politically correct individuals who live to show your piety and phony moral outrage. So before you listen to this song think about that obese individual who you saw riding in a Walmart scooter who lost a leg  due to a diabetic amputation and is still loading his or her basket with junk food while claiming his or her body is defying the immutable laws of physics 

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Oompa Oompa Oompa She's a fat girl.

Oompa Oompa Oompa tons of FUN!

When you're finished eating and drinking coffee

Oompa Oompa fat girl's just begun.

She has a skinny husband.

I don't understand the attraction

Maybe it's possibly due to

All of that lower fat gut action.

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Some say it's and eating disorder

Some say it's a glandular disease

She thinks that she retains water

And that's why she has dimples on her knees

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She ordered a double meat Whopper

Along with an order of fries

Washed it all down with diet cola

ANd that's why she has tremendous thighs

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