EAT For The Baby Jesus

Food food glorious food. With another holiday season upon us food will be taking center stage.   Fatlings and thinlings will be stuffing themselves with the pigs they are. OINK oink oink oink oink oink as we all worship the belly God And drop a huge Yule log in the toilet.

Okay fellow fatlings let's kick this glutton fest into high gear. The holiday season is time for every glutton to join the glutton fest. Fatlings get fatter and thinlings will pack on a pound or two. Your typical 150 pounder me at 3 pounds whereas the gluttonous glutton will pack on considerably more blubber as we greedily devour every delicious morsel in sight. EAT EAT EAT and eat some more as we pay homage to Santa Claus at all other fatlings.

Belly boy, Teddy Bear even though he is Jewish will be joining all the goyim who will be gourmandizing greedily with gluttonous glee. Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat and we fatlings are getting even fatter than that goose or should I say the proverbial goose. Proud FA and his fiancée Thinnette will be cooking some tasty low-calorie dishes just for me, Fat Bastard. Hopefully our good friend, The Chef will stop by for a few cocktails and a few tokes of the sticky green for medicinal purposes only. For those of you who don't know about Chef; the Chef is a man of color and the Chef is a bit gouty in the leg. The Chef will tell you that the Chef loves the ladies and ladies love Chef but Chef in his own words will tell you and I quote, "the chef ain't got no wood for them supersized beautiful women or SSBBWs, God bless em. 

We will be singing our favorite Christmas songs Such as:

Silent fart deadly fart, It smelled bad at the start, Check the Balls on the Big Brown Collie, We three kings from Sloppy Joe's bar, bearing booze and  rubber  cigars. It  was loaded.  it exploded so God rest Ye merry gentlemen let nothing you dismay, remember Christ our savior was born on a bale of hay.

 They took the baby jesus wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger  and a  pig ate him.

We wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas so please drink more beer. we all want some  chocolate pudding we all want some fucking chocolate pudding we all want some chocolate pudding you  dumb fucking  queer. 

 Now, for our rendition of jingle bells,...  eat eat eat eat eat eat eat all fucking day.  Oh  what fun it is to eat in a glutton kind of way.

Now for our  rendition of let it snow let it snow let it snow...  Oh.. the weather outside is sucking so we might as well be fucking and since there's no place to go  let's get blowed  blow a load blow a load. 

Now for our version of Angels we have heard on high....  the chef and I will be getting high when we get aboard the plane and the gluttons  in reply echoing theirt sweet refrain,  more more more more more more food for us alka-seltzer all day oh  more more more more more more more food for us alka-seltzer all day yo.

This is fat bastard wishing you and yours a Merry Xmas and a happy New Year's. There was a man whose name was Lang and he had a neon sign. Well, Mr Lang was very old. So they called him old Lang's sign.  I, Fat Bastard will not only be enjoying Christmas but New Year's as well.

Shroud of Turin FAKE!

Not only is the Turin Shroud a medieval fake but it is just one of an astonishing 40 so-called burial cloths of Jesus, according to an eminent church historian.

Antonio Lombatti said the false shrouds circulated in the Middle Ages, but most of them were later destroyed.

He said the Turin Shroud itself – showing an image of a bearded man and venerated for centuries as Christ’s burial cloth – appears to have originated in Turkey some 1,300 years after the Crucifixion.

The Turin Shroud was believed to have covered Jesus, but a leading Church historian says it is one of many produced over a thousand years after his death

Lombatti, of the Università Popolare in Parma, Italy, cited work by a 19th century French historian who had studied surviving medieval documents. ‘The Turin Shroud is only one of the many burial cloths which were circulating in the Christian world during the Middle Ages. There were at least 40,’ said Lombatti.

‘Most of them were destroyed during the French Revolution. Some had images, others had blood-like stains, and others were completely white.’

The Turin Shroud is a linen cloth, about 14ft by 4ft, bearing a front and back view of the image of a bearded, naked man who appears to have been stabbed or tortured. Ever since the detail on the cloth was revealed by negative photography in the late 19th century it has attracted thousands of pilgrims to the Cathedral of St John the Baptist in Turin.

In a research paper to be published this month in the scholarly journal Studi Medievali, Lombatti says the shroud was most likely given to French knight Geoffroy de Charny as a memento from a crusade to Smyrna, Turkey, in 1346. The de Charny family are the first recorded owners of the shroud.

The image has bewitched believers and sceptics alike since the negative image, right, was revealed in the late 19th century

Lombatti found that Geoffroy was unable to join a pilgrimage to Jerusalem after liberating Smyrna, so he was given the shroud as a symbol of his participation in the crusade to Turkey.

The Catholic Church has never officially commented on the shroud’s authenticity, but has made samples available to scientists for testing.

In 2009 a Vatican researcher said she had found the words ‘Jesus Nazarene’ on the cloth, while two years later Italian government researchers claimed the image of a man had been caused by a supernatural ‘flash of light’ but carbon tests carried out in Oxford in 1988 firmly dated the material to 1260-1390

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2157217/The-Turin-Shroud-fake-Eminent-historian-claims-40-similar-cloths-originated-1-300-years-AFTER-crucifixion.html#ixzz2FtwKeJBg
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Get over it Christers, Jesus was a fake too and your religion is a lie!

Reagan On Gun Control

 

Long before these school, mall and movie theater massacres and long before proliferation of high capacity magazines President Reagan had a lot of thoughts on gun control.  Reagan along with his press secretary Jim Brady was a victim of gun violence.

 

“This is a matter of vital importance to the public safety ... While we recognize that assault-weapon legislation will not stop all assault-weapon crime, statistics prove that we can dry up the supply of these guns, making them less accessible to criminals.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, in a May 3, 1994 letter to the U.S. House of Representatives, which was also signed by Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford.

“I do not believe in taking away the right of the citizen for sporting, for hunting and so forth, or for home defense. But I do believe that an AK-47, a machine gun, is not a sporting weapon or needed for defense of a home.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, in a speech at his 78th birthday celebration in Los Angeles on February 6, 1989.

“Certain forms of ammunition have no legitimate sporting, recreational, or self-defense use and thus should be prohibited.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, in an August 28, 1986 signing statement on a bill that banned the production and importation of armor-piercing bullets.

“With the right to bear arms comes a great responsibility to use caution and common sense on handgun purchases.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, speech at George Washington University in a on March 29, 1991.

“Every year, an average of 9,200 Americans are murdered by handguns, according to Department of Justice statistics. This does not include suicides or the tens of thousands of robberies, rapes and assaults committed with handguns. This level of violence must be stopped.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, in a March 29, 1991 New York Times op-ed in support of the Brady Bill.

“I think maybe there could be some restrictions that there had to be a certain amount of training taken.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, in a press conference in Toronto on June 21, 1988, suggesting that prospective gun owners should have to receive training before purchasing a firearm.

“Well, I think there has to be some [gun] control.”

• Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan, during a question-and-answer session with high-school students on November 14, 1988.

Westboro Baptist Church Cult Plans to Protest Connecticut Shooting Funerals

Westboro Baptist Church cult plans to protest Connecticut shooting funerals just two days after the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting took the lives of 20 children and 6 adults.

According to reports from Human Events and The Gateway Pundit, Westboro Baptist Church cult plans to protest Connecticut shooting funerals days after the tragic event ended the lives of the 26 people that were shot and killed. As the tragic event continues to unfold as new details about the shooter, Adam Lanza, are released, the Westboro Baptist Church cult plans to protest Connecticut shooting funerals as they believe this is “God’s work.”

Westboro Baptist Church Cult Plans to Protest Connecticut Shooting Funerals – Using the Tragedy as a “Sign from God”

Known for their infamous protests of 9/11, in which they displayed picket signs thanking God for the event that killed thousands of Americans, the Westboro Baptist Church cult plans to protest Connecticut shooting funerals as they believe this is another sign of God’s work. Supporter and member Shirley Phelps-Roper tweeted about the expected protest:

Westboro will picket Sandy Hook Elementary School to sing praise to God for the glory of his work in executing his judgment.
— Shirley Phelps-Roper (@DearShirley) December 15, 2012

Another tweet about how Westboro Baptist Church cult plans to protest Connecticut shooting funerals has hit the mainstream social media as Margie Phelps tweeted:

#Died4Fags2WedMT @voiceofobrien: Westboro “God hates Fags” Baptist Church is planning to picket at Sandy Hook, to praise “God’s judgment.”
— MargiePhelps (@MargieJPhelps) December 15, 2012

Many people have been shocked and outraged by the fact that Westboro Baptist Church cult plans to protest Connecticut shooting funerals. Those same people have taken to twitter to reply back to members of the Westboro Baptist Church to express their disgust. One twitter user wrote to Shirley:

@dearshirley Where in the bible does it tell you to add suffering to suffering? You are no more a person of god than you are a decent human.
— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) December 15, 2012

Westboro Baptist Church Cult Plans to Protest Connecticut Shooting Funerals.

Read more at http://americanlivewire.com/westboro-baptist-church-cult-plans-to-protest-connecticut-shooting-funerals/#82XgbHUswP7brAFQ.99

There is a simple way to shutdown Westboro Baptist Church and that is for the mainstream Christian church to discredit them Biblically but the problem is Westboro Baptist is spot on from a Biblical perspective. The problem is they can't.  Shirley Phelps will chew up and spit out any Christian scholar.

Republican Rules For Business Are Based On The Ferengi Rules Of Acquistion

Once you have their money ... never give it back.
    Never pay more for a vote than you have to.
    Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
    A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
    Keep your ears open.
    Small print leads to large risk.
    Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
    Greed is eternal.
    Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
    A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along.
    A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between other snakes).
    A Republican without Greed is no Republican at all.
    Satisfaction is not guaranteed.


  
Never place friendship above profit.
    A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
    Nothing is more important than your health--except for your money.
    There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
    Never make fun of a Republican's mother ... insult something he cares about instead.
    It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
    War is good for business.
    Peace is bad for business.
    She can touch your dick but never your money.
    Profit is its own reward.
    Never confuse wisdom with luck.
    Expand, or die.
    Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
    The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
    Females and finance don't mix.
    Never ask when you can take.
    Good customers are as rare as platinum -- treasure them.
    There is no substitute for success.
    Free advice is seldom cheap.
    Keep your lies consistent.
    The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
    Win or lose, there's always coke.
    Home is where the heart is ... but the stars are made of money.
    Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
    Beware of the Science's greed for knowledge.
    The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
    Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
  

Gov Rick Scott and former CEO of HCA

Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you   can do for your profits.
    Ethics and finances don't mix.
   
Enough ... is never enough.
  
 
 Every man has his price.
    Trust is the biggest liability of all.
    Nature decays, but platinum lasts forever.
    Sleep can interfere with profit.
   
Faith moves mountains ... of inventory.
    There is no honour in poverty.
    Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
    Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
    Never have sex with the boss's sister.
    Always have sex with the boss.
    You can't free a fish from water.
    Everything is for sale, even friendship.
    Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
    You can't make a deal if you're dead.
    Wives serve, brothers inherit.
    Only fools pay retail.
   
There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
  
    Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
 
    Know your enemies ... but do business with them always.
    Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
    Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
    Hear all, trust nothing.
   
Never cheat a the government ... unless you're sure you can get away with it.
  
It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
   
**The justification for profit is profit.**
  
New customers are like razortoothed grubworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they can bite back.

Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
 


 **Employees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.**
  

Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
  
You can't free a fish from water.
    Always know what you're buying.
    Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
    Money lasts longer than lust.
    You can't buy fate.
  
 
 **Never be afraid to mislabel a product.**
    More is good ... all is better.
    A wife is a luxury ... a smart lawyer is a necessity.
  

**A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.**
  

**Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of money.**
  

When in doubt, lie.
  
Deep down everyone's a Republican.

EAT THE RICH!

Jackie Mason & Michael Savage: Ban Guns From Those on Psycho Meds

Jackie Mason Nailed It Long Ago

Michael Savage Hits The Nail On The Head Too!



The common thread in nearly all these school shootings are psych meds.

 

The Newton School Shooting

I can't say much and I won't say much. I found out when someone near and dear to me tearfully told me about this horrific event. I was numb for an hour.



The talking heads are running their mouths and the journalists I respect, Rachel Maddow and Ed Shultz have disapointed me as has the rest of the media. One common thread that the media will not report is the prescription drug connection in almost all these shooting.

I will provide some links with data regarding the role prescription drugs play in these acts of violence. The media's knee jerk reaction to blame guns while ignoring the role drugs play makes me want to vomit.

Switzerland has more guns and they have very little gun violence.


Contact your elected officials and mention the drug connection. Get informed and please leave comment with information about SSRIs and violence.

I will update this story with links to data on antidepressants and violence.

Rachel and Ed are right about one thing... we do need stricter gun laws but I would oppose banning semi auto guns no matter how scary they look.

AR-15 found in the shooter's car

A 9mm Sig Sauer was used in the shooting

A Glock 9mm was used in the shooting

This Colt semi-automatic hammerless pistol was produced between 1903 and 1945. It operates similarly to the Glock and the Sig Sauer. The point is, these style of hand guns have been around for over 100 years.

Astounding increase in antidepressant use by Americans

Posted October 20, 2011, 12:46 pm

Peter Wehrwein, Editor, Harvard Health

Remember when the best-selling book Listening to Prozac came out almost 20 years ago?
Now Americans aren’t just reading about Prozac. They are taking it and other antidepressants (Celexa, Effexor, Paxil, Zoloft, to name just a few) in astounding numbers.

According to a report released yesterday by the National Center for Health Statistics (NCHS), the rate of antidepressant use in this country among teens and adults (people ages 12 and older) increased by almost 400% between 1988–1994 and 2005–2008.

The federal government’s health statisticians figure that about one in every 10 Americans takes an antidepressant. And by their reckoning, antidepressants were the third most common prescription medication taken by Americans in 2005–2008, the latest period during which the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES) collected data on prescription drug use.

Here are a few other stand-out statistics from the report on antidepressants:

• 23% of women in their 40s and 50s take antidepressants, a higher percentage than any other group (by age or sex)
• Women are 2½ times more likely to be taking an antidepressant than men (click here to read a May 2011 article in the Harvard Mental Health Letter about women and depression)
• 14% of non-Hispanic white people take antidepressants compared with just 4% of non-Hispanic blacks and 3% of Mexican Americans
• Less than a third of Americans who are taking a single antidepressants (as opposed to two or more) have seen a mental health professional in the past year
• Antidepressant use does not vary by income status.

So is it a good thing that so many more Americans are taking antidepressants? Many (perhaps most) mental health professionals would say, yes, because depression has been undertreated and because antidepressants are effective.

But there are also plenty of critics, as shown by this review in the New York Review of Books, who say the benefits have been overstated and that pharmaceutical company marketing is responsible for the surge in prescriptions.

Of course there’s a middle ground that combines—some might say muddles—these two points of view: depression was neglected and sometimes antidepressants are the remedy, but there is some overuse and has been a major factor in the 400% increase.

What do you think? Has an antidepressant worked for you? Have the benefits been exaggerated and the side effects downplayed?