Sunday, March 10, 2013

Gitmo and Waterboarding Revisited



What's the difference between the US and the Third Riech? They spoke German and our thugs speak English.

If some rouge state drops a nuke on us it will be because we earned it. It's only a matter of time. When you fuck with people long enough they will strike back. Let's hope that they have more compassion and only go after the criminals.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Fat Phobic vs Fat Friendly Psycho Therapist

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We sent our investigative reporter Rotunda Hindenberg to several psycho therapists and marriage counselors to see how fat freindly or fat phobic they are. They first one was a female therapist Dr Rebecca Izhot. Here is what Rotunda's hidden microphone recorded.

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Dr Izhot:  Hi there Rotunda I'm Dr. Izhot. It's so nice to meet you. Please make yourself comfortable. Then I get you a glass of water some coffee or a bottle of pop?

Rotunda: Yeah you got some Dr Pepper? Got any Doritos?

Dr Izhot: I do have some diet Dr Pepper but I don't have anything to snack on, sorry.

Rotunda: (Grunting sounds)

Dr Izhot: So Rotunda what brings you here?

Rotunda: My husband refuses to have sex with me. He told me that I'm too fat to pork.

Dr Izhot: How do you feel about that Rotunda?

Rotunda: It makes me furious. I can't believe how shallow men are. He should love me for who I am.

Dr Izhot: Rotunda let me stop you right there. I could keep you coming back and allow you to obsess about the situation but I went to give it to you straight. Like it or not men like fit and attractive women. Sure there are men who have fetishes for really obese women but most men want their mate to be healthy. They do not want to risk impregnating an unhealthy woman who will give birth to a defective child. This is not something men consciously choose. It's in their DNA.

If you want your husband to find you attractive then I was suggest that you decide what's more important to you. Is it more important for you to be a healthy mate and mother, to be desirable to your man or to indulge your gluttonous desires? The question is quite simple. What is stronger, your love for your husband and your responsibility to be healthy or junk food? You need to decide Rotunda because obviously you are in great conflict over this. You want to have both, that's obvious but you can't have both unless you find a different sort of man who finds morbidly obese women attractive.

If you would like to come back for some weight-loss counseling and other behavioral therapies that can help you change your attitude and put you on track to a healthy lifestyle I would be more than happy to help you but if you're like most fat women who have been spurned I men and all you want to do is turn this into a man bashing contest that we will both be wasting each other's time. Please give this some thought. Here's my card.

Rotunda: SKINNY SLUT!!!!!!

At this point Rotunda storms out. 

The next therapist Rotunda visits is a man. His name is Dr. Paternoster. As a name suggests he is a fatherly type. He's a kindly old man who appears to be about 70 years of age.




Dr. Paternoster: Hello I'm Dr. Paternoster and you must be Rotunda Hindenberg. How are you today Rotunda?

Rotunda: Gasping for breath Rotunda responds. I had to walk up three flights of stairs to get to your office that's how I am.

Dr. Paternoster: That's how it is in one of these old Victorian homes that has been converted to office space. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Won't you please have a seat. Is it Miss or Mrs Hindenburg? Is there a Mr. Hindenburg?

Rotunda: I prefer Ms. Yes I am married but I kept my maiden name.

Dr. Paternoster: I see. Before we start the session I'd like to get a little background information on you such as family and other vital statistics such as date of birth and age. What is your date of birth?  Are both parents living? How many siblings do you have and what are their ages and genders? 

Rotunda: Both my parents are living. Their names are Carl and Bertha Hindenburg. I have two brothers Carl Junior and Denny. My sister's name is Wendy. She's the youngest. She's married to a guy named Dave Thomas. Carl Junior is engaged and Denny is divorced.

Dr. Paternoster: Do you have any significant illnesses? Do your parents or siblings have any significant illnesses?  

Rotunda: Hmmm.... Let's see. My father has hay fever. My mother has diabetic neuropathy, arthritis and she's had several toes amputated. Like me, Wendy is diabetic and we both have sleep apnea. Carl Junior and Denny have a mild case of psoriasis. 

Dr. Paternoster: What can I do for you Rotunda? What seems to be bothering you the most?

Rotunda: It's my husband Dr. He he won't have sex with me.  He says I'm too fat. I am hoping that you can give me some sort of incantation like in the movie Shallow Hal that will make him attracted to me. Can you do that?

Dr. Paternoster: I wish it were that simple but sexual response is a very complex thing. Males have to be aroused in order to perform in a sexual manner. Could it be that your husband suffers from erectile dysfunction?

Rotunda: I don't think so Dr. I caught him jerking off to porn.

Dr. Paternoster: Do you think you might have an addiction to pornography? 

Rotunda: I don't know but my guess is he's a shallow man who doesn't like a real woman like me. 

Dr. Paternoster: I'm not sure what you mean by that. What kind of women in your estimation are there?

Rotunda: there are real women like me, you know, ones with curves and then there are skinny ones. You know, the ones that men all want. 

Dr. Paternoster: Ms Hindenberg, please help me understand something. Why do you think that skinny women are not real women? In other words what makes you more real than them? Can you please clarify that for me?

Rotunda: Real women have curves. Real women have a BMI that starts at it least 25 and the higher their BMI the more real they are. So as you can see, I'm a real woman. I think that any man who is not attracted to a big woman is probably gay. I think that my husband is gay because he likes supermodels and skinny Hollywood actresses. Any real woman know that they are not real women.

Dr. Paternoster: Actually Rotunda, your husband, barring an addiction to Internet porn is quite normal. The majority of men are attracted to slender women.  Another significant percentage of men are attracted to voluptuous women but only a small percentage are attracted to obese women. This seems to cross all cultures.

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Rotunda: What about the Venus Willendorf?  What about that?

Dr. Paternoster: What about it? 

Rotunda: The Venus of Willendorf proves that real men prefer real women.

Venus de Milo

Dr. Paternoster: If we were to follow that logic then the Venus of Milo proves that men like normal sized women with no arms. Surely you're not suggesting that one piece of prehistoric art dictates the entire sexual tastes of all mankind? The weight of evidence suggests when women are depicted in art that they are usually not fat.

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I employ a type of therapy the challenges certain assertions made by patients. The aim here is for patients to see the world in a rational way and to react to the world in a rational way. I am getting the impression so far that your husband is turned off by your appearance. Let me guess. I believe that when you married your husband you were shall we say, chubby but as time went on you continued to gain weight and eventually you cross the point to where your husband and most other men would find you attractive but out of love your husband still made love to but now you have reached such proportions that he finds your appearance revolting. Ms. Hindenburg your husband is not going to change. What he is feeling and reacting to is hardwired. You need to decide what's more important you, your current hedonistic lifestyle or your husband and your health.

If you would like I can refer you to a good bariatric clinic that uses diet and behavior modification to put fat people on track to lose weight and reform their lifestyle. We can continue here working on your fattitude and get some of the silly notions out of your head but you have to make that decision. Obviously the path that you are on is not working for you or your husband. I would be happy to see you both in couples counseling if you so desire.

Rotunda: MEN ARE EVIL!  

....stay tuned for part two to find out if our intrepid rotunda finds a fat friendly psychotherapist!
 
 



 


Thursday, March 7, 2013

Fat Porn

Fat Porn

Those of us in the new fat acceptance movement frequently discuss the role of fat porn in the fat acceptance movement. While we have no official policy on pornography and generally see it as free speech we are concerned about its political and social implications within the fatosphere. There seems to be great conflict among members of the fat acceptance movement when it comes to pornography. There are two basic factions within the old fat acceptance movement. There are the angry and jealous fat girls who crave the male sausage and embrace their slutty behavior. We think that this represents the majority view of most fat girls. Then there is the view of the angry man hating fat feminist types who condemn pornography of all types. In their minds, anything that can give a man pleasure has to be a bad thing.


Fat pornography and its extreme popularity is something that the old and often wrong fat acceptance movement cannot explain or explain away. They treat it like it's a turd in a swimming pool. The reason for this is pretty simple. The angry jealous fat girls of the fat acceptance movement would like you to believe that most men would rather bone a skinny girl than pork a fat girl but unfortunately the facts shoot down their arguments and assertions. The vast majority of pornography today is fat porn. The numbers don't lie but angry fat girls do. Some may argue that the reason there is so much more fat porn then there is size typical porn is that there are simply more fat girls. That is an obtuse and dishonest argument. The popularity of fat porn is not based on the fact that 70% of women are fat are obese. Fat porn is popular because it simply receives more views than skinny porn. The porn industry may be one of the last bastions of peer capitalism left. If fat porn did not sell then the pornographers would not be making it. These guys are in it for the money and blubber sells.

Those who say that fat girls are bigger sluts than skinny girls will not be getting arguments from me. It's a proven fact that fat girls are sluts. Because they are disinhibited when it comes to food and have a basic hedonistic nature so it only follows that they're going to be more slutty. Fat girls have much higher self-esteem than skinny girls and that is why you see so many fat girls flaunting their flab.


Hire a fork lift to carry this landwhale over the threshhold!
A lot of men get married to a chubby girl hoping that she might lose some weight but invariably she keeps packing on the pounds. The husband looks around and he sees that a lot of his friend's wives have also blimped out. That being the case, he doesn't see a lot of options so he begins viewing fat porn in order to desensitize himself from the repulsion he feels when he's with his ever growing wife. He figures a man can screw a sheep then maybe he can force himself to screw his fat wife. He views fat porn in order to create in himself a Pavlovian response. While he will not lose his preference for skinny chicks he is now able to pork his fat wife and he will only need three or four beers to do it. He can focus in on something that still resembles something womanly about her and if he cannot find something visual that is not gross and disgusting he can always close his eyes and imagine one of the BBW images he has seen that has been photo shopped into something that still resembles some semblance of femininity and womanliness.


He also hopes that his blubbery wife will go the route of Kelly Osbourne, Valerie Bertinelli, Carrie Fisher, Star Jones, Jordan Sparks, Kirsty Ally and many of the other celebrities who decided to de-blimp. In the meantime he has porn. He will start out incrementally and look at skinny girls and then move on to voluptuous girls. Then he will go to Rubenesque women and then extremely Rubenesque women and he will incrementally go up from a 25 BMI to a 26, 27, 28, 29, until he reaches the realm of obese and becomes desensitized to stretch marks, fat rolls, thunder thighs, under tit sweat, pillow arms, double and triple chins and all the other physical attributes that go along with obesity.

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 Eventually the husband will no longer need an airsick bag when he thinks about his wife after he incrementally desensitizes himself using the great abundance of fat porn. Because I, Fat Bastard prefer skinny chicks these fatlings in this above artistic photograph still make my cock so limp that I couldn't get it up if I had a crane. Those sounds for me are a real buzz kill but there are guys like my best friend the Dean ofFeederism, Proud FA who could pork all four of them and still want more. Call me old-fashioned but I like it when a woman has one pair tits on the front of her and not three or four pairs on her back. Other guys like proud FA seem to have a better imagination and are able to find something feminine and womanly about that girls.

Let's discuss the double standard. There is a lot of porn for women. Women, especially fat girls, enjoy beefcake. You will never see any fat male porn but there is a veritable plethora of fat female porn and muscular male porn that is targeted not only to gay men but to women. There is a clear double standard here. We know that fat girls view lot of beefcake porn. We also know that fat girls routinely reject fat guys but somehow this is considered politically correct. Clearly, fat girls are very sexist and clearly they are not as accepting of a man's blubber as they are of their own blubber. Pot kettle black anyone?


If fat male porn was popular among gay men or women we would be seeing a lot of but the truth is in the fact remains that fat male porn has no audience whereas the audience for fat female porn is enormous. So the next time you hear a fat girl whining about the Shallow Hals of the world tell her to shut the fuck up and eat a pie. Fat men are not beefcake, hell they are not even lard cake. Women simply re not attracted to fat guys but you don't hear fat guys bitching about it and calling fat girls shallow. We already know that they are shallow so why bother stating the obvious?

Is porn empowering or degrading to fat girls. Who knows? I guess the answer will depend on the mood they are in when they are asked the question.

Monday, March 4, 2013

The Marshmallow Test For Gluttonous Fat Kids

Walter Mischel’s marshmallow test is one of the best-known studies in the history of psychology. In the 1960s, Mischel, then a professor at Stanford, took nursery-school students, put them in a room one-by-one, and gave them a treat (they could choose a cookie, a pretzel stick, or a marshmallow) and the following deal: They could eat the treat right away, or wait 15 minutes until the experimenter returned. If they waited, they would get an extra treat. Tracking the kids over time, Mischel found that the ability to hold out in this seemingly trivial exercise had real and profound consequences. As they matured and became adults, the kids who had shown the ability to wait got better grades, were healthier, enjoyed greater professional success, and proved better at staying in relationships—even decades after they took the test. They were, in short, better at life.

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Read more about the marshmallow test here! 

I hope that we get to hear from Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear on this.  Fat kids may or may not have waited. What do you think? Should we do this test on fat kids vs skinny kids?  What say you Dr Bear?

Would skinny kids eat the marshmallow right away because the really don't want a second one?

Would fat kids gobble down the marshmallow and not wait because they are too hungry to wait?

Would the skinny kids keep the second marshmallow and feed the marshmallow to curry favor with a fat kid?

What do you think would happen?

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else 

A lot of Christians HATE gays and gay marriage but they also don't understand biblical marriage. Betty Bowers explains...

First First Lady Martha Washington A BBW




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The Father of our Country was a fat admirer and possibly a feeder.  In this age regressed picture we see that Martha was at one time size typical for her time. George Washington is considered on of our greatest presidents but unlike William Howard Taft, Bill Clinton and non svelte Teddy Roosevelt Washington was not fat.

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Mary Todd Lincoln - SCARED OF YOU!


Another fat first Lady was Mary Lincoln Todd who like many BBWs was crazier than a shit house rat.

Now you  know!

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Quotes About Tyranny and the Coming Police State

A lot of people today believe that the US is entering or is in a police state. This view is shared by both the left and the right. The right knows that it is happening and is having its usually knee jerk reaction and the left know why it is happening and who is behind it and  but all the left is doing is running its collective mouth and bitching and pointing fingers. The right wants to point guns but they will end up shooting the wrong targets. 

 Do you think that America is or is becoming a police state?  If so, what do you think should be done about it?

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Patroit/Fatriot confronting the food police




Here are some famous quotes about tyranny.


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“When the people fear the government there is tyranny, when the government fears the people there is liberty.”
― Thomas Jefferson
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“If tyranny and oppression come to this land it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.”
― James Madison
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“The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles.”
― Jeff Cooper, Art of the Rifle

“Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God.”
― Thomas Jefferson

“Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and opressions of the body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.”
― Thomas Jefferson

“Whatever crushes individuality is despotism.”
― John Stuart Mill



Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Diderot -




“The tyrant is a child of Pride
Who drinks from his sickening cup
Recklessness and vanity,
Until from his high crest headlong
He plummets to the dust of hope.”
― Sophocles, Oedipus Rex

“Tyranny anywhere is a threat to freedom everywhere.”
― Alex Storozynski, The Peasant Prince: and the Age of Revolution

Eugene Victor Debs
“In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People."

(Canton, OH, Anti-War Speech, June 16, 1918)”
Eugene Victor Debs, Voices of a People's History of the United States
 
http://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1195014632p5/973.jpg“When one with honeyed words but evil mind
Persuades the mob, great woes befall the state.”
Euripides, Orestes  


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