The Real Meaning of Covfefe

Trump will be grabbing a lot of CovFeFe soon.

covfefe: cov-fee fee  Prevalent among treasonous death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.

See also fefe or fifi.

The New York Times, Washington Post, CNBC and CNN are not the only ones who have Trump Whitehouse staffers leaking to them. Unlike them, the sources that leak to us wear wires and we here at Bigger Fatter Politics have actual audio recordings of Trump and Sean Spicer discussing the covfefe situation but until we hear from our legal department we can only show you, our readers the transcript.


Covfefe is prison slang for a DIY pussy convicts make to help them masturbate. It's also called a fefe or Covfefe which is short for convict's fefe or prison pussy.  A fefe is a homemade sex toy that resembles a vagina kinda like a poor man's fleshlight.  Trump is merely preparing for prison life. Covfefe is a term used mostly in federal prisons.I guess because it sounds so continental.  

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Trump will be grabbing a lot of CovFeFe soon.  I can see Alec Baldwin doing Trump behind bars asking his flunky cohorts to fetch his covfefe so that he can wank his little orange wee wee.  They will be able to go word for word like when Tina Fey became Sarah Palin. 

The conversation was between President Trump and his abused flunky Whitehouse Press Secretary Sean Spicer while prepping the Whitehouse staff for prison.

Here is what was said word for word.

Trump, Hey Sean, fetch me a covfefe!

Spicer, Which one Mr. President sir?

Trump, The one that smells like my daughter Ivanka. That's my favorite.

Spicer: Mr. President sir, Jeff Sessions is using that one right now. You know what a jerk off he is.

Trump: Fire him. And get me the one that smells like Melania

Spicer: Mr. Prsident, Jared is using that covfefe right now and you know how hung those Jews are. It will be all stretched out after he's done with it. The Kellyanne Conway covfefe is available sir.

Trump: NOOOO! Not that one. It's YUGE! It's all worn out and wrinkled and it smells like Putin taking a crap on shrimp boat. Just take your teeth out Sean and give me a MOAB.

Spicer: What's that Mr President?

Trump: The Mother Of All Blowjobs STUPID Like the kind I give to Putin!

Spicer: Oh, kinda like how I've been jerking off the Whitehouse press corps?

Trump: Kinda only wetter.

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OINK!

"I alone can fix it." –Donald Trump in his self-aggrandizing acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention, July 21, 2016

Keep Turmp Around For A Few Years

Trump supporters fall into three basic categories.

1. The stupid. Some people are so stupid that all they can understand is pain.

2. The EVIL: Trump supporters are evil. They are birthers and but the stupidest birthers knew that Obama was born in the USA. They also knew that even if Obama were born in Kenya, his mother was an American so they knew he was qualified and so did comrade Trumpsky. 

3. The STUPID and EVIL: That is self-explanatory.

By the Spring of 1944 it was pretty clear that there was no way the Axis powers could win WW-2. Unlike the Germans, the Japanese people really were victims of their Emporer. Many Germans were Nazis. The US did Japan a favor by nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki because it saved lives. The Japanese were not as enlighted as the Germans. They thought their Emporer was God. After they got nuked they woke up to the fact that he was an asshole. The run of the Japanese at the time was not a fanatic. They were also awed by Americans and they didn't act like assholes during the occupation.

Germans were a different breed. Like Trump supporters, they could easily be whipped up by hateful madmen. There were millions of fanatical Nazis in Germany and they needed to be taught a lesson. Eisenhower decided to turn Germany into rubble in order to punish the German people for putting Hitler in power. Had we bumped off Hitler there would have been big pockets of resistance so suing for peace may not have led to an unconditional surrender. Eisenhower kept Hitler around for many months as he kicked the crap out of Germany. This cowed the German people to the point where most of them embraced the American and British as liberators but because Germans are assholes there were still a lot of hardcore Nazis left. Since Eisenhower was a smart cookie he executed millions of hard-core Nazis and the Russian were even more brutal. As a result, Germany remained productive technologically, got an increased collective IQ and is no longer warlike. 

Trump supporters are basically Nazis and what you need to know is that Nazism is more than a political ideology. Trumpism and Nazism is a disease of the brain and the soul and society. It is like a cancerous spot that needs to be cut or burned out with its milder form put into permanent remission.  

Everyone has to hurt, even us good people. Germany will never see another Adolf Hitler because the good people there will fight it and the bad ones have been mostly exterminated. Their DNA has been purged from the German gene pool. 

American Health Care Getting Worse

As of 2014 U.S. health-care system remains among the least-efficient in the world.

America was 50th out of 55 countries in 2014, according to a Bloomberg index that assesses life expectancy, health-care spending per capita and relative spending as a share of gross domestic product. Expenditures averaged $9,403 per person, about 17.1 percent of GDP, that year — the most recent for which data are available — and life expectancy was 78.9. Only Jordan, Colombia, Azerbaijan, Brazil and Russia ranked lower.

The U.S. has lagged near the bottom of the Bloomberg Health-Care Efficiency Index since it was created in 2012. Hong Kong and Singapore — consistently at the top — are smaller countries with less diverse populations. Their governments also play a stronger role in regulating and providing care, with spending per capita averaging $2,386 and longevity averaging about 83 years.

The U.S. system “tends to be more fragmented, less organized and coordinated, and that’s likely to lead to inefficiency,” said Paul Ginsburg, a professor at the University of Southern California and director of the Center for Health Policy at the Brookings Institution in Washington.

Expanded Access

The index reflects the first full year of Obamacare. While the U.S. Affordable Care Act expanded access to health insurance and provided payment subsidies starting on Jan. 1, 2014, its impact on life expectancy will take a while to gauge. That’s partly because health care isn’t the only influence on longevity.

“It has to do with how we eat, how we live, poverty and inequality, social support,” said Jon Oberlander, a professor of health policy at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine.

Life-expectancy still is a way of measuring how well, overall, a country’s medical system is working, which is why it is used in the index.

Obamacare’s impact on cost per capita also is difficult to assess for 2014. Health-care expenditures started moderating in 2010 because of the economic recovery and insurance-policy changes in the private sector, Oberlander said.

Over time, expanding coverage through Obamacare could boost spending “because we know that insured people use more services than uninsured people,” Ginsburg said.

Cuba and the Czech Republic — with life expectancy closest to the U.S. at 79.4 and 78.3 years — paid much less on health care: $817 and $1,379 per capita. Switzerland and Norway, the only countries with higher spending than the U.S. — $9,674 and $9,522 — had longer life expectancy, averaging 82.3 years.

Chile, the first Latin American economy to join the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, is the only country from the continent to have ranked among the top 10, and its life expectancy, at 81.5 years, was the highest.

Rankings for several nations have changed substantially over time because of increased spending relative to the slow pace of improvement in life expectancy. Sweden fell to 27 in the latest index from 14th in 2009 as per-capita spending rose by more than 50 percent. Saudi Arabia dropped 20 spots to 38th as its spending increased by almost 80 percent. Bloomberg calculated an inferred ranking back to 2009 for comparison purposes.

Greece moved up nine spots to 13th, as life expectancy rose by one year and per-capital spending fell almost 40 percent to $1,743 from $2,879. The country is in the midst of an economic crisis that has wiped away about a quarter of its GDP.

Kathy Griffin Decapitating Treasonous Trump

The treasonous right has their panties in a bunch over the image of Kathy Griffin holding a severed head of treasonous comrade Trump. The filth on the right conveniently forgets who they lynched President Obama in effigy and how the spread the birther lies throughout his presidency or how they spread the lie that Michelle Obama was a man and that her daughters were adopted. So as to their protests of the image below, most of you Trump supporters deserve a trip to the guillotine along with the other traitors.

Under common law, punishment for treason generally included drawing, hanging, beheading, and quartering. As with other crimes carrying a sentence of death, those adjudged guilty of treason and finally sentenced were considered attaint, or stained, meaning dead in the eyes of the law—even before execution.

I think the image is prophetic. GO KATHY! No need to apologize. DOUBLE DOWN!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2017 From Sleazy Bastards Website

Trump's Severed Head

When a fat person is hanged often the head is pulled from the body. Traitors are sometimes hung by the neck by the neck. If and when Trump is hanged for his treasonous acts, it is very possible that Trump's head will be severed from his obese and grotesque body. SNAP - POP - SQUISH - LOL! A fitting end to a traitor and Russian agent.

Kathy Griffin holding a bloody severed head of Trump sends a very powerful and much-needed message to America and the world. Nazis beware and crawl back under your rocks because you may be next. Trump, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is a Nazi and Nazis cannot be reasoned with so there is no point in ever trying to do so.

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Kathy Griffin was making a joke. The alt-right trash was serious.

Trump and Kushner LOCK THEM UP!

If you are reading this and you are still a Trump supporter I wish you an agonizing life and a terrifying death and eternity in hell.

On Trump's orders, Trump's sleazy son in law Jared Kushner committed treasonous acts and then he lied about it on his FBI security clearance form.



You filthy fucking stupid lying treasonous t-Rumproids in your evil and ignorant delight were chanting about Hillary Clinton,  "LOCK HER UP". That's was never going to happen because Hillary Clinton has never broken the law. The same cannot be said for Trump and many members of the Trump Whitehouse/Regime.



You t-Rumproids were gleefully spreading the lie that Mrs Obama is a man and that Sasha and Malia we adopted. You knew that was a lie and you kept telling it with no regard to the Obama children.  If someone had taken a flame thrower to the fucking lot of you bastards I'd jump for joy. Had I been in your presence when you told that ugly lie I would have punked you swag-bellied bitches as you pissed your pants.

You t-Rumproids spread the birther lie knowing that Obama was not born in Kenya and you treasonous racist Trumproids knew that even if Obama was born in  Kenya you knew his mother was an American so it would not have mattered if was the case but you kept the lie going because you t-Rumproids are pure evil. If a patriot came to your trailer, set it on fire and killed you fuckers as you came running out, I'd consider that person for the congressional medal of honor and if I were on his jury I would vote him innocent on the grounds of patriotism and protecting America from you domestic terrorists.

You t-Rumproids physically attacked Hillary supporters and you spread lies about Hillary. Hear this t-Rumproids, Trump and his regime will be gone soon and you neo-Nazis Trumptards will be an endangered species soon.

Kushner and Trump broke the law and then they lied about it and you Trumptards don't care. You Trumproids are like a necrotic appendage on the body of America and you need to be amputated. The purge is coming. Drip Drip Drip

The Treasonous Trump Regime and Jared Kushner

Kushner lied during his security interviews because he failed to disclose on 4 occasions his conspiracy to set up secret back channels with Putin, Russian agents and Russian banksters. As more news of Kushner's crimes and other treasonous acts come to light Bigger Fatter Politics will be posting then here.

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Will father and son in law have adjoining prison cells or matching blindfolds when they are marched to the firing squad?

Tweedle Dumb          Tweedle Dumber      Tweedle Dumbest

When these three traitors are in prison, and Melania throws a party, will Hillary be the first person she invites?

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Beyond a Reasonable Doubt

Beyond even a shadow of a doubt Jared Kushner committed perjury when he filled out his national security forms. It is an open and shut case and the type of perjury Kushner commited is as serious as it gets and it will by him a serious amount of prison time. Not even OJ Simpson's dream team can help Kushner lie his way out of this one. On that count we can stick a fork in Jared Kushner because, he's DONE!

Fyi: jared kushner committed perjury on his national security forms ...

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Kushner's criminal omissions on his national security forms in and of themselves are not treason although they are felonies which should put him in prison for decades. Jared is everyything like is convicted felon father Charles Kushner, larceny runs in his blood and being a filthy rich punk who badly needs some humility beaten into him, he also thinks he's above the law. To use another expression, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

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In the summer of 2004, Kushner was fined $508,900 by the Federal Election Commission for contributing to political campaigns in the names of his partnerships when he lacked authorization to do so.^[12] In 2005, following an investigation by the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of New Jersey,^[13] U.S. Attorney Chris Christie negotiated a plea agreement with Kushner, under which he pleaded guilty to 18 counts of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.^[14] The witness-tampering charge arose from Kushner's act of retaliation against William Schulder, his sister Esther's husband, who was cooperating with federal investigators; Kushner hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, arranged to record an encounter between the two, and had the tape sent to his sister.^{[15][16][17][14]} Kushner was sentenced to two years in prison^[15] and served 14 months at Federal Prison Camp, Montgomery in Alabama^[18][19] before being sent to a halfway house in Newark, New Jersey to complete his sentence

.^[18][19][20] He was released from prison on August 25, 2006.^[21]

Kushner's perjury is just the tip of the iceberg that will not only sink the Trump regime but demolish it. You can rest assured that the entities that are investigating Trump and the Trump Whitehouse are tightening the noose around Kushner's lying throat and they are making an airtight case for a conivtion for treason