Saturday, April 19, 2014

This is Thin Privilege This is Fat Privilege

Thin privilege means having thighs that don't chafe 
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Being able to fit into a chair or booth.

Thin privilege is less trips to the doctor
Not having to use a butt wand...


This is Fat Privilege





Fat privilege means you get your money's worth at an all you can eat buffet!
Fat privilege means free diabetes supplies! OINK!



Fat privilege means a free fatty scooter



Fat privilege means free CPAP supplies

A lot of silly fat girls are whining about something they call "thin privilege".  If anyone has a weight privilege it is us fatties. We fatties are smart and we know what side of out bread is buttered. We have it better than the thinlings and that is why 75% of Americans are fat!


Yes, we obese, overweight and fat people are privileged in that we made a series of choices that made us the way we are. Rotund, large, flabby and carrying abundant adipose energy on one frame. Now, this isn’t to create a false dichotomy and that skinny is any better… how about simply being a healthy weight and body composition for a change? No way! Gluttony is good!
We have fat privilege: the privilege of being overweight on your diet of tasty foods and candy cane Oreos thanks to charitiable farm subsidies and shrewd corporate business deals. You think we are fat because we decided to? It’s more like we are just celebrating the fact that these companies took advantage of your untamed base impulses. Obesity and gluttony are choices.. GOOD choices! Gluttony is good!
This is just one more example of angry fat girls making fat people look stupid. The fatosphere is about 20,000 angry fat girls. We real fatties are 300 MILLION! 

Bill Gates Is Fat Friendly


There you have it folks... Bill Gate is fat friendly! That is why Bill Gates has a net worth that's 2nd in the world.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Kent Hovind's Twin

Kent Hovind is a young Earth creationist Christian, a liar and a criminal. Kent has an identical twin. Here here they are together.

Kent Hovind
Turd Hovind
Kent has so inspired me that I am naming my turds Hovinds. Excuse me while I shit out a Hovind.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Sequential Moon Rise and Eclipse

Cartoon Caricature of Dr Bear
It was too cloudy to see the eclipse so like many Americans I, Fat Bastardo had to see it online after the fact. Our science consultant Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear may have time to comment on the lunar event. Hopefully he will be reporting on it on his YouTube channel and blogs.

Last night and early this morning Dr Bear was studying the total lunar eclipse and he was up very late doing his observation and calculations and at this point he is busy compiling data and preparing his report. Dr Bear is working tirelessly so that he can bring his important work to his readers.

Click here to see a lunar eclipse slide show.



Venice, CA

Monday, April 14, 2014

The Belly God vs Bible God


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Benevolent Belly God vs Brutal Bible God 

Compared to every other god, the god of Abraham is the most evil. Even many thinlings hate Jehovah/Allah aka Allahovah. The following video shows in his own words what a vile and evil god Allahovah is.



Eve who was framed and Adam got kicked out of heaven simply for eating a measly apple but Belly God would have served all the apple pie ala mode you could eat and gourmet coffee. That wasn't the worst of it. That Bastardly Bible God kicked Adam and Eve out of paradise and he has made us suffer disease and starvation ever since for the "sin" of two mind slaves getting enlightened by a talking snake. The apple came from the tree of knowledge. Science means knowledge. Conscience means with knowledge. God so hated the world that he brought death and misery to every animal simply because two people decided not to be ignorant. What are you afraid of Bible God?

God's ass kissers prefer ignorance to knowledge. That is why they hate truth and discovery.  

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Thanks God! 

Denying everyone paradise because somebody ate one apple was nothing Belly God would do. Bible God tosses Adam and Eve out and then when the population increased somebody rubbed Bible God the wrong way and he killed nearly every living thing on Earth with a flood. What a fucking dickhead!


BUT he didn't stop there! Because Noah's son Ham saw Noah drunk and naked he curses Ham's kids for 20 generations and that is what Bible God's sicko followers used to justify slavery and the subsequent brutalization and continued genocide against those people. What a bunch of evil bastards! Here are 1198 examples of Bible God's cruelty!

Fatlings and thinlings unite! Allahovah wants us divided. Fat Bastardo, the Belly God and NAFAM have no problem with people wanting to moderate their food lust. Fatlings need thinlings just like soup needs a sandwich but what we don't need is an evil and cruel god who hurts everyone.

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Unlike Allahovah, the Belly God smiles down upon us from the most gluttonous to the most abstemious. Belly God is does not judge.

 
Eat a lot if you are a fatling like Fat Bastardo and if you are a leanling like Proud FA or a thinling like Thinnette fuck a lot or do a lot of both. Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck!

Professor Bear Showing Students Venus
Crossing the Face  of  the Sun 
ATT: FELLOW FATLINGS AND GLUTTONS!Professor Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has a YouTube channel challenging crazy Christian fundagelicals and other Bible thumping inbred cousin humping Republican morons. Here is a link to his outstanding channel. The BIG FAT Heretic Click the link and subscribe and share!



EAT!
http://www.stunninghotbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/l_505_400_392C7408-264C-4838-B296-E37CB69FA867.jpegFUCK!


The Belly God will provide! 
OINK!!!

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Fat Feminism Fat Acceptance



Fat feminism is what killed fat acceptance. Fat feminists are jealous and angry gluttony deniers who simply cannot handle the fat.

Let's be honest here, fat people have a "musk" and that fat girl musk can really put a hurt on your nose. That alone puts men off.  Stink is NOT sexy. Fat girls almost always have yeast infections and that is a major turn off. Not only do they have yeast in the crotch but they have it in their fat folds.

Watch the video and then see if you don't agree that man hating, skinny women hating, fat feminists have destroyed fat acceptance.











The following is from the Sun Shine Mary Blog
Why are the fat acceptance movement and feminism so entwined?  As I noted in the  post On the uglification of modern women., it seems like one of the major aims of feminism is to make women as ugly as possible in both looks and behavior, and nothing ruins a woman’s looks so fast as gaining a ton of weight.  Why would feminism seek to make women ugly to men?  It is because feminism is not about equality but rather about punishing men.  It is an ideology founded on hatred and rebellion, so it is no surprise that feminism uses the sin of gluttony as a source of pride.
Why does it matter if obesity stops being a source of shame and instead becomes a source of pride and even – heaven help us – vanity?  It is because struggling to lose weight is worthwhile even if a woman doesn’t actually lose weight because at least it keeps her from gaining weight.  I’m not a super skinny chick, but because I am properly ashamed of myself when I gain weight and immediately take action to try to correct the situation, this keeps me from expanding with each passing year.  However, because the fat acceptance movement is continuing to gain steam, I predict that women have not yet hit critical mass, and we will see a marked increase in the size of the average woman.

A proud feminist quote: “Yes, I’m fat. Yes, this is a bikini. Never thought I’d ever get the confidence that I have today to wear this. I’m really proud of the beautiful woman I’ve grown into. “
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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Phil Robertson's Gay Lover

War on Christmas
Phil Robertson Practicing His Blowing Skills

exclusively for 12 years now. You would think that’s enough time, but not for Phil I guess.” - 

See more at: http://nationalreport.net/duck-dynasty-phil-robertsons-gay-lover-speaks-first-time/#sthash.utwLURSM.e7LW8o2g.dpuf

Like so many Republicans Phil Robertson hates gays but he is gays himself. Duck calls are not the only thing Phil blows. According to Out Magazine Phil has had a gay lover for 12 years.
OUT, a popular gay and lesbian magazine, announced it will be publishing an exclusive interview with Phil Robertson‘s alleged gay lover of 12-years.

The magazine released a preview of the upcoming article to various media sources today.

 “Phil’s always trying to hide me from the media. I like to blow on Duck whistles too,” 35-year-old Paul Horner told OUT. “He’s just so ashamed of me. Jeez, we’ve been together 

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/duck-dynasty-phil-robertsons-gay-lover-speaks-first-time/#sthash.utwLURSM.dpuf




Phil Robertson's hatred for gays is really self hatred. 



I have one question for Phil "fellatio" Robertson. When you and your gay lover are ass fucking do your assholes make quacking sounds?

I have one more question for you Phil. Did you get into the duck call business because you have been fucked in the ass so much that your ass doesn't make any noise when you fart?