We have been needing fat super heroes for a long time and now we have them!
Thank you Disney!
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Saturday, May 17, 2014
Fat Feminism and it's Agenda of Hate
Let's be honest here, fat people have a "musk" and that fat girl musk can really put a hurt on your nose. That alone puts men off. Stink is NOT sexy. Fat girls almost always have yeast infections and that is a major turn off. Not only do they have yeast in the crotch but they have it in their fat folds.
When the angry jealous man hating rug munching fat girls hijacked the size acceptance movement it became open season on men, especially fat men and slender women. The size acceptance movement is now 100% the fat acceptance. This once noble movement has become a lot of things. It is a hate driven farce that is trying to redefine beauty and the health. Sorry fat girls, you are neither beautiful nor healthy. While some don't see you ugly on the outside you are most certainly ugly on the inside and unhealthy in both mind, body and spirit.
Your fear of debate, your agenda of hate and you incessant preaching the the choir has effectively excluded ALL fat men and most fat women from them movement. Instead of being happy and jolly like us fat men you are vindictive, miserable, perpetually angry and hateful. Even top lesbian feminist Susan Powter thinks you are full of shit and she thinks you are full of shit because you are full of shit. The truth is, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAT!
Fat Feminism: A Pictorial Essay
And since 75% of society is fat and obese you are society and it is YOUR fault! |
You don't need another sandwich LARDASS - R. Lee Ermey - |
Actually, fat girls are for guys who have settled and will not make the effort to find a slender woman. Truth hurts huh? |
Thanks for telling me that men with slender wives and girlfriends are punks! |
Now slender women are something for cleaning teeth? |
No fat girl, your yeast infection is nasty as fuck! |
Slender ladies are sticks? I'd rather snuggle a stick than get crushed by a sweaty pork beast. |
Well Monique, because of your chronic health problems you lost weight. You too must be evil. Imagine if one of those redneck comics like Larry the Cable Guy said, Niggers are evil? |
They can't get over the fact that even if you were a butter face 99% of men would prefer you if not for your good looks but for your pleasant disposition and honesty. |
Now we have a PhD implying that slender women are female dogs while telling fat girls how to stuff their pie holes. Ah um... they are already really good at feeding their pie holes. |
Keep Dreaming! Good thing that model is gay because a real woman would freak him out! I bet he can barely breathe with all that weigh on his chest! |
Slender women do eat doughnuts, they just don't eat the entire dozen all at once. |
Fat girls who continue to live in denial of their own personal responsibility for their misery typically possess similar traits We see it all the time. They are unstable and irrational women. The ARE defective.
Every man or woman, has complete control of their appearance and the resulting good health and other benefits that come when that appearance is improved. Hence, it defies good sound logic and healthy emotional/personal norms to continue to live with a slovenly, overweight, undesirable body unless it is your choice and being fat is a choice. For a lot of us it is a good choice but for most women it seems to be a bad choice.
Let them seek out the beta men who are willing to give in to their overwhelming flaws, and let them live happily in denial forever. As for the Return of Kings man… fat feminist fat acceptance? As Danny McBride said in Eastbound & Down: “Fuck that noise.”
The following if from the Sun Shine Mary Blog
Why are the fat acceptance movement and feminism so entwined? As I noted in the post On the uglification of modern women., it seems like one of the major aims of feminism is to make women as ugly as possible in both looks and behavior, and nothing ruins a woman’s looks so fast as gaining a ton of weight. Why would feminism seek to make women ugly to men? It is because feminism is not about equality but rather about punishing men. It is an ideology founded on hatred and rebellion, so it is no surprise that feminism uses the sin of gluttony as a source of pride.
Why does it matter if obesity stops being a source of shame and instead becomes a source of pride and even – heaven help us – vanity? It is because struggling to lose weight is worthwhile even if a woman doesn’t actually lose weight because at least it keeps her from gaining weight. I’m not a super skinny chick, but because I am properly ashamed of myself when I gain weight and immediately take action to try to correct the situation, this keeps me from expanding with each passing year. However, because the fat acceptance movement is continuing to gain steam, I predict that women have not yet hit critical mass, and we will see a marked increase in the size of the average woman.
Friday, May 16, 2014
Test Your Gluttony! Take the Glutton Quiz!
The Glutton Quiz
A genius named Lardy123 came up with the glutton quiz! This guy should win the Nobel Prize and the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
TAKE THE GLUTTON QUIZ BY CLICKING HERE
I took the quiz and here are my results!
How much of a glutton are you?
Quite big
Average
Only slight
Not at all!
TAKE THE GLUTTON QUIZ BY CLICKING HERE
I took the quiz and here are my results!
How much of a glutton are you?
Fat Bastardo's Results: Huge!
99%
Impressive! You have no limits when it comes to food, and pigging out is daily for you. You love food, and gaining weight. You probably have a huge gut with several rolls and large lovehandles! Be proud, and have a doughnut in celebration! You eat a lot.
86%
22%
0%
0%
Related Quizzes:
- Are you a glutton? by juanita
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Real Women Have Thigh Gaps
COVID 19 Statistics
United States cases
Updated May 16 at 2:40 PM local
Confirmed
1,473,415
+13,256
Deaths
88,237
+1,019
Recovered
260,146
+5,159
Coronavirus (COVID-19) statistics
United States cases
Updated May 16 at 7:50 PM local
Confirmed
1,496,632
+24,206
Deaths
89,404
+1,260
Recovered
272,386
+13,348
Sorry Trump and sorry MAGAts, COVID 19 is not a hoax so shut your filthy lie holes! HA HA HA you dirty filthy fuckers, look how many of you MAGAts are dead now! AND... the Christmas surge is just getting started and you MAGAts are dropping like flies. Keep doing what you're doing assholes.
Last updated: January 03, 2021, 01:31 GMT
United States
Coronavirus Cases:
20,904,701
Deaths:
358,682
We all have heard angry jealous fat girls saying, "Real women have curves." when confronted with the reality that they are fat or obese. Their maniacal hatred for skinny women and their delusional natures makes them inclined to say such stupid shit. The thigh gap is a sign of good reproductive health and good stewardship of their bodies.
Fat girls are held to a lower standard. A favorite mantra of the jealous fat girl is, "Only a dog wants a bone". With only six words they manage to shame slender women by calling them bones and shaming the men who like slender women by calling them dogs. Fat girls are disgusting pigs.
Thunder thighs are never a good thing.
1. They chafe.
2. They bleed
3. They trap moisture
4. They perpetuate yeast infections
5. They destroy slacks and pantyhose.
6. Burnt hair.
Update: Beyonce's Thigh Gap
A lot of jealous and angry fat girls will like and say that Beyonce doesn't have a thigh gap when she most certainly does. The accuse her of photoshopping her picture but live stills of her performance most certainly shows that she has a thigh gap.
The jealous angry fat girls continue to lie and say that Beyonce is has a BMI (Body Mass Index) of 22. That is also a lie. Beyonce has a BMI of 23.4. Beyonce's weight fluctuates. Currently she stands 5'6" and weight 145 pounds and at that hefty high normal weight, she has a respectable thigh gap. At her height of 5'6" Beyonce could weigh 114 pounds and IMO she would look even better. At 145 lbs she's not nearly as hot as she could and should be. If Beyonce were at the correct weight for her height she would weigh between 114 and 124 pounds. A BMI of 18.5 to 20 is the ideal weight for most women. If a woman has thunder thighs she's way way way too fat!
Like a lot of "divas", Beyonce's weight fluctuates. On the other hand, at 57 years old Marie Osmond who is way way way hotter than Beyonce and she doesn't act like a slut. Marie doesn't consider herself a diva. That also makes Marie Osmond smokin hot! Plush she can sing better than Beyonce.
NOTE: Asians get it! They have set the upper level for BMI at 22.9. When it comes to sheer hotness and beauty, Asian women win the gold medal and the nice thing about non Americanized Asian women, is they are superior to American women in not only looks but also in behavior, attitude, disposition, and temperament.
Fat Girls Need Thigh Grease!
For decades firefighters have used door grease to extricate super morbidly obese fatlings from their homes and apartments. Clever fatties have applied the professional version of door grease to their thunder thighs. Today the same formula used for door grease is now available for inner thigh use and pillow arms.
More real women! If you think she's better than you fat girl it's because she is!
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