Thursday, June 30, 2011

Doctor Salaries

 

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Doctor Salaries

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When it comes to greedy gluttony no other industry is outdone by the American medical industry (AMI). This once pathetic profession of healers is finally reaching it's greedy potential. As a kid I used to think it was funny that the symbol of the medical profession was a snake because back then doctors seemed like a bunch of empathetic boy scouts who actually took the silly Hippocratic oath seriously. I, Fat Bastard, propose that now that doctors replace the snake with a pig or a pig snake. 

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New Symbol for American Doctors

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Today's doctors finally get it! Disease is not something to be cured. Disease is something to be cultivated and exploited but bleeding heart people like Jonas Salk who eliminate illnesses that have such economic potential are finally being shunned by the American Medical Industry, the greatest symbol of American greed and gluttony.

Today's doctors are not the humble little saps with a black bags who would treat the sick at their homes - no way! Today's doctors have seen the tremendous economic potential in the exploitation of disease and human suffering and they are learning how to squeeze every ounce of revenue from it. The American medical industry or AMI is greedy crony capitalism at its very best. The few remaining doctors who put their patients health before money are rightfully drummed from the industry. Who needs these trouble makers?!

Get this straight you whining sick people! Your doctor is not in business to make you healthy and cure your illness. He is in business to MAKE MONEY - and LOTS OF IT!!

The following is based on the income that they under report. 



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Neurosurgery Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$354000 $541000 $936000 CHA CHING!

Gastroenterology Physician Jobs Information - Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$265000 $349000 $590000 CHA CHING!
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OB-Gyn Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$159000 $261000 $417000 CHA CHING!

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Cardiovascular Surgery Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$351108 $558719 $852717 CHA CHING!
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Cardiology Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$268000 $403000 $811000 CHA CHING!

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Urology Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$261000 $358000 $619000 CHA CHING!

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Orthopedic Surgery Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$228000 $459000 $1,352,000 CHA CHING!

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Family Practice Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$128000 $204000 $299000 CHA CHING!

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Plastic Surgery Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$237000 $412000 $820000 CHA CHING!




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