William Howard Taft
When it comes to presidents the best ones are always fat. This is not to say that all fatlings would make great leaders. What I am saying is that the greatest presidents have been fat. William Howard Taft aka Big Bill was no exception and like the other fat Bill, Bill Clinton he accomplished a lot while in office.
Taft the innovator
Taft was the inventor of the 7th inning stretch in baseball. It turns out that he was at a ball game and the seats were uncomfortable so he stood up to stretch and so did everyone in the ball park just to get a look at him.
Taft knew the importance of a comfortable bath so he created the first super sized bath tub. Was this guy a visionary or what?
Taft was the inventor of the 7th inning stretch in baseball. It turns out that he was at a ball game and the seats were uncomfortable so he stood up to stretch and so did everyone in the ball park just to get a look at him.
Taft knew the importance of a comfortable bath so he created the first super sized bath tub. Was this guy a visionary or what?
Taft the statesman and humanitarian
Taft sought to further the economic development of underdeveloped nations in Latin America and Asia through "Donut Diplomacy" but in return he had them sign the save the Land Whale Act that abolished the harpooning of American land whales and encouraged their feeding and expansion of natural habitats like Walmart and all you can eat buffets.
President Taft was also a freak like Clinton and like Clinton and other fat boys he was known to be a great and cunning linguist and it is rumored that his wife slept in a meat locker so she would have the meat scent he liked on her.
I think what is most remarkable about William Howard Taft is that he was not only the fattest president but he was also the fattest supreme court justice. That fat boy Anton Scalia is going to have to eat a hell of a lot more pasta if he ever hopes to catch up to Big Bill Taft.
There you have it folks. The greatest man in US politics was a fat man.
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Like Bill Bubba Clinton, chicks dug William Howard Taft.
President Taft was also a freak like Clinton and like Clinton and other fat boys he was known to be a great and cunning linguist and it is rumored that his wife slept in a meat locker so she would have the meat scent he liked on her.
I think what is most remarkable about William Howard Taft is that he was not only the fattest president but he was also the fattest supreme court justice. That fat boy Anton Scalia is going to have to eat a hell of a lot more pasta if he ever hopes to catch up to Big Bill Taft.
There you have it folks. The greatest man in US politics was a fat man.
Read About The Lies And Flip Flops of Mitt Romney Click HERE
Read HERE About Marriott And Romney's Son of Boss Scandal
Click HERE to find out about Romney's MASSIVE Medicare Fraud When He Ran Damon Corp
Click HERE to find out more about Romney's 1981 arrest.
Click HERE to find out why one of Romney's super PAC campaign backers was fined $12 MILLION!
Click HERE to read about one of Romney's biggest backers who is a money launderer.
Click HERE to read about how one of Romney's biggest backers is being investigated for prostitution.
Click HERE to read about how Romney would impersonate a police officer and shake down motorists.
Click HERE to read how Romney bullied a gay student.
Click HERE to read how Romney hid his wrongdoing at the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics
Great post. Hope you don't mind, but I included a link to this in a blog I posted yesterday.
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