I am almost ashamed at times that I, Fat Bastard, am the de facto leader of the fat acceptance movement when I see impressive specimens like these great folks. I am humbled by their sheer size and I would grovel at their largeness.
This poor bloke is outraged by cruel cuts in his benefits. Now he has to wipe his own butt and bath himself. This is an outrage. Where's NAAFA?!
NOTE: Special thanks to our obesity correspondent Belly Boy for bringing this story to Bigger Fatter Politics.
Belly Boy scooped all the other fat acceptance site by uncovering this very important story. Here is Belly Boy's report
Check out this heroic British man:
He weighs 50 stone, which is 700 lbs! His best friend takes him to a big breakfast every day, and then his girlfriend scrubs him down. He is a mere pup compared to me, though. My Asian girlfriend lathers me up with lots of skin moisturizers.
Reporting from the World Wide Web free lance reporter and uber fatling..... Belly Boy
As a tribute to Belly Boy Bigger Fatter Politics will be featuring bellies that look like cartoon characters.
What famous person does this belly resemble?
Lying cry baby drunk douche bag John Boehner perhaps?