Saturday, May 26, 2012

Heroic Plump Pretty Pig Percecuted by Police For Promoting Fat Rights

I, Fat Bastard, am putting this incident into proper perspective and exposing the persecution of this plump pretty... My comments are in red. I have since fired off and angry missive to Piggly Wiggly's corporate headquarters. I have oinked hard at them!

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340lb shoplifter 'attacked store workers with pepper spray' as she 'tried to steal beer, bacon, cheese and chicken wings from Piggly Wiggly'

By Helen Pow
A 340-pound Georgia woman 'punched, spat at and pepper-sprayed' Piggly Wiggly staff as she attempted to make off with stolen beer, bacon, cheese and chicken wings. (She was hungry and only defending herself from fat haters)

Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, shoved nearly $90 worth of fat-laden food and drink in a canvas bag at the grocery store in Athens on Wednesday afternoon before she 'attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,' according to police. (Fat fattens best)

But a Piggly Wiggly staff member who had been informed of the theft by a customer quizzed her about the goods she was hiding, prompting her to make a run for the exit, the smokinggun.com reported. (She was scared and hungry. Give this hot hungry hog a break!)
Foodie: Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, pictured, assaulted Piggly Wiggly staff who tried to stop her stealing bacon, cheese and chicken wings

Foodie: Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, pictured, ALLEGEDLY assaulted Piggly Wiggly staff who tried to stop her stealing bacon, cheese and chicken wings

When another worker, Jonathan Orr, tried to stop her, she 'pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face' then punched and spat a fellow staff member, Nick Wolfe. (This a a case of self-defense and the only reason she had pepper spray was for the chicken wings)

Finally managing to exit the store, the morbidly obese woman was seen 'dropping beer cans out of her purse'. (She was only trying to share!)
 
The two staff members followed Appling out of the Piggly Wiggly, which was at that point a cloud of pepper spray. (The probably smelled like food!)

Firefighters later had to ventilate the store with fans, according to onlineathens.com.

Prolific: The career shoplifter, pictured, has outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties
Prolific: The career shoplifter, pictured, has outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties

Shopping: Ms Appling was arrested for shoplifting at the Piggly Wiggly store on Lexington Road in Athens, pictured
Shopping: Ms Appling was arrested for shoplifting at the Piggly Wiggly store on Lexington Road in Athens, pictured

Responding to a 911 call, police reported spotting a 'very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees'. The woman ignored several commands by officers to place her hands behind her back so they could handcuff her. (Stupid cops!! She's too fat to put her arms behind her back. SHEEEESH!)

A back up officer was finally required to help place the heavy-set woman into custody.

The prolific shoplifter, with outstanding warrants in three Georgia counties, was arrested and taken to the local police station.

There, officers counted five packets of cheese, eight cans of Coors Light, two packets of chicken wings, five packages of bacon and vegetable oil among her stash.
Tubby: The 26-year-old, pictured, was found with five packets of cheese, eight cans of Coors Light, two packets of chicken wings, five packages of bacon and vegetable oil

Tubby: The 26-year-old, pictured, was found with five packets of cheese, eight cans of Coors Light, two packets of chicken wings, five packages of bacon and vegetable oil

As well as theft, Appling was charged with a range of crimes including aggravated assault, simple battery, disorderly conduct and obstructing a law enforcement officer.


At the police station, the feisty woman told officers to add whatever charges they wanted 'because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway.' (Fat girls are smart)

She also asked Officer Nathaniel Franco to make his report 'more interesting', so that her arrest would be featured in the department’s compendium of notable incidents. (Obviously she is a political prisoner. She's a fat modern day Joan of Arc who's on a brave quest for martyrdom and to promote fat rights and glorify fattitude)

In a word of warning to shop assistants, Appling, who is unemployed, told police the workers 'shouldn't chase people like that because they could get themselves hurt'. (Never corner a frightened, hungry and angry fat girl on a mission)

4 comments:

  1. I AM OUTRAGED!!

    This is CLEAR fat based discrimination, and I shan't stand for it!!

    This sexy nubian sow clearly has curves in all the right places, and would be capable of eating vast quantities of fast food. If you were having a pizza eating contest, this is one chick you'd want on your team. She can probably pack away the food and pound the brews like one of the boys, and that's the sexiest thing about a woman - if she can eat and drink like a man.

    She is also not afraid to wear revealing clothing, and purple lipstick. Those are big plusses in the Belly Boy's Guide to Interracial Dating.

    She was clearly acting in self-defense when she was attacked by the checkout clerks - who were probably busy checking out her hot body and probably became jealous when they recognized what she has going on, and then they decided to discriminate against her based on the size and shape of her body.

    If I didn't have my Asian girlfriend, who I am currently deciding to feed, this would probably be the kinda woman for me, Belly Boy. I know it's controversial for me to make my thin girlfriend into a morbidly obese girlfriend, since we would no longer be able to have vaginal intercourse most likely, however, her oral skills will improve as she gets fatter, which is a scientific fact. This will more than compensate for the loss, plus getting a BJ is better because regular sex is too much work, too much moving around, etc. It's like exercise - NO THANKS!!!

    BELLY BOY, OUT

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  2. This was another Rodney King incident. It was cops getting their jollies but this was even worse there was also a sexual assault on this sexy sow.

    Proud FA, had a great trick, He's starve his BBW for sometime up to 3 HOURS! Then he would take them to an all you can eat buffet and they would go HOG WILD!

    While it is true that fat girls give the best head that is only true when they are hungry. After a good feed they just want to sit around and watch TV and fart.

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  3. Rotunda HindenbergJune 1, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    The girl was hungry sheesh!!! All charges should be dropped and the Piggly Wiggly should give here free daily shopping sprees for life with a convoy of motorized buggies. Better yet they should deliver right to her home.

    As for the Piggly Wiggly employees trying to cop a cheap feel and having her falsely arrested, they should have been fired on the spot.

    This was not only an assault on fat people, it was an assault on Blacks, women and the hungry.

    This womyn is a true heroine. I love her defiance and fattitude. MOOOOOOOOOOOve over Rosa Parks; you just wanted to sit. Lonneshia Shafaye Applin wanted to sit and eat. BIG difference.

    @ Pig: Oinking back at ya. OINK!

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