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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Michael Moore Calls Out Obama
When it comes to famous political fat asses Michael Moore is on the top of the A-list for sure. What makes Michael Moore a special political figure is that he like fellow lardass Chris Christie tells is like it is. When it comes to many issues Obama's hands are surely tied by a bunch of scumbags in Congress but Obama has become a bit to insular with the people who elected him and the people he was elected to serve. Michael Moore calls him out on that in the following open letter. Here is a excerpt:
ASK US TO DO SOMETHING. One thing is clear: none of the above is going to happen if you don't immediately mobilize the 63,500,000 who voted for you (and the other 40 million who are for you but didn't vote). You can't go this alone. You need an army of everyday Americans who will fight alongside you to make this a more just and peaceful nation. In your 2008 campaign, you were a pioneer in using social media to win the election. Over 15 million of us gave you our cell numbers or email addresses so you could send us texts and emails telling us what needed to be done to win the election. Then, as soon as you won, it was as if you hit the delete button. We never heard from you again. (Until this past year when you kept texting us to send you $25. Inspiring.) Whoever your internet and social media people were should have been given their own office in the West Wing – and we should have heard from you. Constantly. Need a bill passed? Text us and we will mobilize! The Republicans are filibustering? We can stop them! They won't approve your choice for Secretary of State? We'll see about that! You say you were a community organizer. Please – start acting like one.
The next four years can be one of those presidential terms that changed the course of America. I'm sure you will want to be judged on how you stood up for us, restored the middle class, ended the s***ting on the poor and made us a friend to the rest of the world instead of a threat. You can do this. We can do it with you. All that stands in the way is your understandable desire to sing "Kumbaya" with the Republicans. Don't waste your breath. Their professed love of America is negated by their profound hatred of you. Don't waste a minute on them. Fix the sad mess we're in. Go back and read this month's election results. We're with you.
P.S. President Obama – my cell number to text me at is 810-522-8398 and my email isMMFlint@MichaelMoore.com. I await my first assignment!
Even though the president did not win the fat vote there are still plenty of fatlings like the Chef, Belly Boy, Dr Bear and I who would work hard to move America in the right direction. We too await our assignment Mr President.
Fat politicians tell it like it is. We found that out when Chris Christie dropped a flabbalanche of reality on the do nothing CONgress. As a fatling Christie knows on what side his bread is buttered and he knows how to get service!
Get on the stick Mr President and remember the immortal words of JFK.. "Ask not what your country can do for you as what you can do for your country." What else can we fatlings do for our country besides eat?