Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Another Fat and Gluttonous Hero Dies: Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies Of Heart Attack

Former Heart Attack Grill spokesman Blair River, pictured, died aged 29 in 2011

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How fitting! John Alleman bravely ate himself to death and has encouraged others to do the same.  John knew that we all have to die from something so why not die from something we love. John Alleman patient/customer of the Heart Attack Grill - a Mecca for gluttons - did just that. 

Police Lt Brian Murphy took 15 bullets protecting the members of the Sikh temple shooting but John Allemen ate 1000's of Heart Attack Grill Quadruple Bypass burgers along with Flatliner fries. Murphy was a guest at Obama's State of the Nation speech where he was honored as a hero.  People like Alleman  should are far more heroic and should be honored.

The following report is from Yahoo News. 

Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies Of Heart Attack

A regular patron and unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill has died of an apparent heart attack, the restaurant's owner said on Monday.

John Alleman reportedly suffered a heart attack last week outside the Las Vegas restaurant, according to the Las Vegas Sun. The 52-year-old was taken off life support on Monday.

Alleman, who was not on the restaurant's payroll, inspired the "Patient John" character that appears on the restaurant's menu.

"He lived a very full life," Jon Basso, owner of the Heart Attack Grill, told the newspaper. "He will be missed."

“I told him if you keep eating like this, it’s going to kill ya,” Basso said. “He’d say, 'I just love your place, Jon.' He’s the only person I know who was probably at the restaurant more than I [was]; he’d be here every darned day.”

Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years.

In March 2011, Blair River, the restaurant's 575-pound representative, died from complications stemming from pneumonia. He was 29.

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"Cynical people might think this is funny," Basso said at the time of River's death. "But people who knew him are crying their eyes out. There is a lot of mourning going on around here. You couldn't have found a better person."

Founded in 2005, the unapologetically unhealthy restaurant employs waitresses dressed as nurses and serves butterfat milkshakes, "flatliner" fries and 9,982-calorie "quadruple bypass burgers." (Patrons who are able to finish them are escorted to their cars in wheelchairs.) Customers who weigh over 350 pounds eat free.

Since opening in Las Vegas in October 2011, there have been various reports of customers having medical emergencies while dining at the grill.

In other news: Another Gay Republican being forced out of the closet.

Last February, a man reportedly suffered a heart attack while eating a “triple bypass burger." According to Las Vegas' Fox 5 affiliate, he survived.

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