A 2004 gluttony denying study by the University of South Carolina found that most food-shopping options in rural areas fall into the convenience-store category and fat Southerners LOVE convenience because grocery stores are located too far away. But although poverty might put people at risk for obesity, it doesn't determine their fate. A number of impoverished states — including Montana, Texas and New Mexico — have relatively low levels of obesity. There must be something else.
Southerners are a slothful bunch and when it comes to the 7
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Gluttony: That's obvious!
Pride: humility is not something Southerner have in abundance. Even though the got their fat asses handed to the in the Civil War and even though they have the lowest IQ they still seem to muster plenty of PRIDE!
Sloth: There is nothing lazier and more calorie saving than a power chair! Sloth saves energy and sloth is green!
Lust: Fat girls are sluts and the South leads the country in teen pregnancies and divorce.
Greed: The Southern states are the greedy taker states. Greed like gluttony is GOOD!
Envy: They got their asses handed to them in the Civil War and in spite of the fact that they had slave labor for 100's of years the North kicked their asses economically too.
Wrath: Southerners are pissed in spite of the fact that they are the fattest, laziest and are the best freeloaders in the country. The South leads the country in gun deaths! Stand fat! Stand pat and stand your ground!
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In a sleazy hotel room, "Brittany," then aged 16 and drugged into oblivion, waited for the men to arrive. Her pimps sent as many as 17 clients an evening through the door.Hmm…deviant and criminal sexuality, but with just a hint of consideration that compels drugging the victim out of her gourd so she doesn’t suffer during her gang rape. I smell compassionate conservatism!
A "john" could even pre-book the pretty young blonde for $1,000 a night, sometimes flying in and then flying out from a nearby airport.
None of this happened in Bangkok or Costa Rica, places that have become synonymous with sex tourism and underage sex.
It took place in Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt, where the world's busiest passenger airport provides a cheaper, more convenient and safer underage sex destination for men seeking girls as young as 10.
"Men fly in, are met by pimps, have sex with a 14-year-old for lunch, and get home in time for dinner with the family," said Sanford Jones, the chief juvenile judge of Fulton County, Georgia.
The victim mentioned above is the same age as the victim in the recently discussed case in Illinois, in which the videotaped victim was passed out while she was gang raped and had vulgarities scrawled on her naked body with a marker. When her attackers were acquitted, there were plenty of people willing to assume that meant the rape never occurred, using another frustrating acquittal after a defense maligned a victim’s character to justify their belief that false charges are pervasive. Just her word—and a videotape—against theirs. What chance do these teens have for justice? They’re not even on video and are probably never conscious enough to gander at their rapists’ faces. Oh, well. Sucks to be a sex slave.