Trump Support Strongly Correlates With Gluttony, Sloth and Stupidity

Hold onto your milkshakes, folks. Reddit user davedawg2000 constructed a scatter plot on Thursday illustrating a positive correlation between states in which a majority of districts voted for President Donald Trump, and the likelihood that each of those states’ constituents have high BMIs. Of course, anyone who took basic statistics in high school understands that correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation, but the data is pretty interesting to look at.

Davedawg2000’s data comes from the Trust for America’s Health, which found in September 2016 that Americans living in Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Alabama have the highest BMIs. People in Colorado, Washington D.C., and Hawaii are the least likely to have high BMIs, by the way. It’s also worth mentioning that politics aren’t likely the cause of obesity — however, obesity is often linked to poverty, which is a problem more typical in red states than blue.

 

Davedawg2000 also used election results data from Wikipedia, and plotted votes on his scatter plot’s y-axis, as compared to body weight on the x-axis. Check out his full scatter plot below.



In the discussion that followed Davedawg’s post on r/dataisbeautiful, other statistics nerds brought up the negative correlation between a state’s number of Trump voters and higher education attainment. That means states with more Trump voters tend to send fewer constituents to college, and many have a hard time getting their people through high school. Of course, like the body weight data, the numbers on “education attainment” come with more than a handful of extenuating circumstances, the first of which is that a college degree doesn’t guarantee the bearer’s intelligence.

Often, a college degree doesn’t mean much other than the graduate having access to scholarships and educational programs which aren’t prevalent in the deep south. Not to mention, the most popular professional fields in the south don’t require degrees. If you’re a kid in Mobile, Alabama whose parents don’t have the income to support you going to college, and you’re planning on a career in machinery or truck driving, a college degree isn’t really a logical goal.

This map shows that high school students in the deep south are far less likely to even take the SAT once - which could be partly because the ACT is regionally more popular, or because students in those states aren't interested in their aptitude re: college admissions.StatCrunch

So, while it's really accurate to conclude that states which voted primarily for Trump are full of stupid people, the data available also does back up the argument that 2016’s red states house a lot more people with high BMIs, and a lot fewer college graduates, than blue states. The numbers alone aren’t vicious, but the social connotations attached to both the state of being overweight, or not having gone to college, muddy the conversation causes great butt hurt among the depraved gluttons who support Trump.

What the Reddit discussion doesn’t bring up is the subsection of liberal Americans who have mobilized against body shaming, and those who consider high body weight part of identity politics. As odd as it seems, given the data above, many liberal Americans are actually fighting for the rights of fat Trump voters to live without prejudice. Animator Stacy Bias’s recent Flying While Fat film speaks to the experience of overweight Americans who occupy spaces designed for thin people.

Then again, despite Trump voters being more likely than non-Trump supporters to be fat, conservative blog Breitbart wrote excitedly in 2016 about a study linking higher body weight to lower IQ. In his blog post titled “Fat People More Likely to be Stupid”, Ben Ker gleefully used a photo of a Lena Dunham to illustrate his point, writing, “the findings will undoubtedly enrage weight loss and fat acceptance campaigners, who have long argued that being overweight is merely a lifestyle choice that should not be stigmatised (sic) as unhealthy.”

All of this is ultimately just anecdotal evidence that red states, though their constituents tend to weight more and tend to exit formal education after high school, paradoxically tend to demonstrate the least amount of empathy toward people whose BMIs are higher. Why, one might ask, is obesity far more prevalent in red states, though body positivity is evidently far more popular among liberal Americans? Who knows.

States Ranked by Average SAT Scores, Adjusted

Rank	State	Average SAT Score, Adjusted	Average New SAT Score, Adjusted	Raw Average SAT Score	Participation Rate
1	Massachusetts	1694	1130	1556	84%
2	Connecticut	1690	1126	1525	88%
3	Minnesota	1660	1107	1786	6%
4	New Jersey	1655	1104	1526	79%
5	Illinois	1652	1101	1802	5%
6	New Hampshire	1651	1101	1566	70%
7	North Dakota	1649	1099	1816	2%
8	Virginia	1648	1099	1530	73%
9	South Dakota	1648	1099	1792	3%
10	Iowa	1648	1098	1794	3%
11	Wisconsin	1644	1096	1782	4%
12	Vermont	1640	1093	1554	63%
13	Colorado	1635	1090	1735	14%
14	Missouri	1633	1089	1771	4%
15	Michigan	1628	1086	1784	4%
16	Kansas	1621	1081	1753	5%
17	Georgia	1620	1080	1445	77%
18	Indiana	1612	1075	1474	71%
19	Florida	1609	1073	1448	72%
20	Nebraska	1604	1070	1745	4%
21	Wyoming	1600	1067	1762	3%
22	Kentucky	1596	1064	1746	5%
23	New York	1593	1062	1468	76%
24	North Carolina	1592	1062	1483	64%
25	Oregon	1587	1058	1544	48%
26	Maryland	1586	1057	1468	78%
27	Washington	1585	1057	1519	63%
28	Idaho	1585	1056	1364	100%
29	South Carolina	1584	1056	1443	65%
30	Hawaii	1584	1056	1460	63%
31	Tennessee	1581	1054	1714	8%
32	California	1579	1053	1504	60%
33	Ohio	1577	1051	1652	15%
34	Arizona	1568	1045	1547	36%
35	Pennsylvania	1567	1044	1481	71%
36	Oklahoma	1565	1043	1697	5%
37	Rhode Island	1563	1042	1480	73%
38	Montana	1558	1039	1637	18%
39	Alaska	1555	1037	1485	54%
40	Mississippi	1552	1035	1714	3%
41	Arkansas	1551	1034	1698	4%
42	Utah	1540	1027	1690	5%
43	Texas	1539	1026	1432	62%
44	Nevada	1526	1017	1458	54%
45	New Mexico	1524	1016	1617	12%
46	Delaware	1522	1015	1359	100%
47	District of Columbia	1518	1012	1309	100%
48	Louisiana	1517	1011	1667	5%
49	Maine	1511	1008	1387	96%
50	Alabama	1496	998	1617	7%
51	West Virginia	1444	963	1522	15%

Each state is listed with its SAT score adjusted for (controlled for) participation rate. Other columns include the rank of the normed SAT score, the new SAT conversion, the raw SAT score, and the participation rate.

Gluttony/Obesity Is Good For The US Economy

Once again the data shows that gluttony and obesity is good for the economy!

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Why Southerners Are So Fat

Maybe it's the culture. Southerners are fat, love fat and definitely enjoy their fried chicken (not to mention fried steak, fried onions, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles and fried corn bread). Even when their food isn't fried, they like to smother it in gravy and wash it down with sweet tea. But while fat nutritionists frequently praise Southerners' large guts on their regional food choices, the accusation may be little unfair. Just as a few Californians don't actually live on wheat grass and tofu, there are a few Southerners who don't really sit around eating fried chicken every day.  "I've not come across anything that says the diet in the Southeast is less gluttonously delicious than the rest of the country" says The Chef, fat man of color and culinary nutritionist. "We're definitely in what I like to call the 'Stroke Belt,' " he says, referring to Southeastern states' high percentage of heart disease and hypertension, "but I think that has more to do with Southerners' lack of physical activity rather than the food."

 A 2004 gluttony denying  study by the University of South Carolina found that most food-shopping options in rural areas fall into the convenience-store category and fat Southerners LOVE convenience because grocery stores are located too far away. But although poverty might put people at risk for obesity, it doesn't determine their fate. A number of impoverished states — including Montana, Texas and New Mexico — have relatively low levels of obesity. There must be something else.

Southerners are a slothful bunch and when it comes to the 7 deadly delightful sins, Southerners commit them all!

Southern Sows Lined Up To Eat At Paula Deen's

Gluttony: That's obvious!

Pride:  humility is not something Southerner have in abundance. Even though the got their fat asses handed to the in the Civil War and even though they have the lowest IQ they still seem to muster plenty of PRIDE!

Sloth: There is nothing lazier and more calorie saving than a power chair! Sloth saves energy and sloth is green!

Lust: Fat girls are sluts and the South leads the country in teen pregnancies and divorce.

Greed: The Southern states are the greedy taker states.  Greed like gluttony is GOOD!

Envy: They got their asses handed to them in the Civil War and in spite of the fact that they had slave labor for 100's of years the North kicked their asses economically too.

Wrath: Southerners are pissed in spite of the fact that they are the fattest, laziest and are the best freeloaders in the country. The South leads the country in gun deaths! Stand fat! Stand pat and stand your ground!

In Other Related Christian News:

In a sleazy hotel room, "Brittany," then aged 16 and drugged into oblivion, waited for the men to arrive. Her pimps sent as many as 17 clients an evening through the door.

A "john" could even pre-book the pretty young blonde for $1,000 a night, sometimes flying in and then flying out from a nearby airport.

None of this happened in Bangkok or Costa Rica, places that have become synonymous with sex tourism and underage sex.

It took place in Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt, where the world's busiest passenger airport provides a cheaper, more convenient and safer underage sex destination for men seeking girls as young as 10.

"Men fly in, are met by pimps, have sex with a 14-year-old for lunch, and get home in time for dinner with the family," said Sanford Jones, the chief juvenile judge of Fulton County, Georgia.

Hmm…deviant and criminal sexuality, but with just a hint of consideration that compels drugging the victim out of her gourd so she doesn’t suffer during her gang rape. I smell compassionate conservatism!

The victim mentioned above is the same age as the victim in the recently discussed case in Illinois, in which the videotaped victim was passed out while she was gang raped and had vulgarities scrawled on her naked body with a marker. When her attackers were acquitted, there were plenty of people willing to assume that meant the rape never occurred, using another frustrating acquittal after a defense maligned a victim’s character to justify their belief that false charges are pervasive. Just her word—and a videotape—against theirs. What chance do these teens have for justice? They’re not even on video and are probably never conscious enough to gander at their rapists’ faces. Oh, well. Sucks to be a sex slave.

Obesity Decreases Crime!

As Obesity Increases Crime Decreases!

Fat people are too lazy and slothful and too content to commit crimes. If every American was fat there would be no crime!
Be a good citizen and EAT!

New Report Discussed in TIME

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Vienna, VA (PRWEB) August 30, 2013

According to the latest publication of the “F as in Fat” public health report from the Trust for America’s Health and Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, a forty year old philanthropy devoted to health care concerns, obesity levels may be flattening out despite the fact that they are more dangerous than ever, says an article reviewing the report in TIME, entitled “The Good News and Bad Good News About Obesity: It’s No Longer Rising, But It’s More Dangerous FUN Than Ever,” (http://healthland.time.com/2013/08/16/the-good-and-bad-news-about-obesity-f-as-in-fat-obesity-is-no-longer-rising-but-its-more-dangerous-than-ever/), published August 16, 2013.

Obesity rates have been rising every year for several decades but the “F as in Fat” report shows that this is the first year in the last 30 that obesity rates have not increased. Yet, according to TIME’s article, they have reached a steady point at a dangerous level. In 2000, no state had more than 25% of its residents obese. Now, no state has less than 20% of its residents obese. The state with the lowest rate of obesity, Colorado, still has over 20% of its residents declared obese. Every other state in the study has even higher levels of obesity. Unfortunately, the study found that 13 states have levels of obesity that top 30%, according to TIME. In addition, rates of extreme obesity, which the “F as in Fat” report defines as individuals who have a BMI over 40, have increased 350%.

The study’s authors, however, believe that it may be possible to really change the obesity problem joy now that rates are finally reaching a stable point. According to the “F as in Fat” authors, quoted in the TIME article, “We honestly believe real and lasting progress is being made in the nation’s effort to turn back the obesity epidemic.”

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1441606#ixzz2dWBUZzzs


It's simple. Fat people mean less crime!

Any questions?

What’s Your Fattitude Score? Take the Fattitude Test

To be a true fatling you need a high FQ (Fattitude Quotient). With help from CG Brady and a few of my gluttonous friends I, Fat Bastard designed a fattitude test or FQ test. Unlike IQ which pretty much remains static your fattitude quotient or FQ can rise and fall throughout your life.

Weight loss guru CG Brady proclaims, “Lose the fattitude lose the fat.” Who wants that?! Other than having weight loss surgery or being in a Nazi death camp the only way to lose weight is to lose the fattitude. We at Bigger Fatter Politics want you to – KNOW YOUR FATTITUDE! At the end of this test we will show you ways to increase your fattitude. Having an accurate measurement of your fattitude is more important than having an accurate measurement of your fat. In the case of the gainer a sober inventory of your essential fattitudes is crucial in making the gains you desire and in the case of the loser aka dieter indentifying and reducing your fattitudes is crucial for weight loss.

The Fattitude Test

This test has a series of statements that will measure your fattitude quotient. Simply respond to the staetments and tally your score. The higher your score the more fattitude you have. On a scale of 1 – 5 rate how true these statements are regarding your fattitudes. 0 = Totally False, 1 = Mostly False, 2 = Slightly True. 3 = Mostly True, 4 = Totally True, 5 = True with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Answer as honestly as you can.

1. Food is love.

2. I’d rather sit than move.

3. If there were only one channel I could receive on my TV it would be the food network.

4. Flavor means much more to me than nutrition.

5. Food is better than sex.

6. I prize tasty food above good healthy.

7. I prize food above my family.

8. Society should accommodate the special needs of fat people.

9. It is impossible to be too fat.

10. I steal food.

11. I will circle a parking lot in order to save a few steps.

12. I will use a fatty scooter at Walmart even though I don’t really need one.

13. I am or am becoming to fat to wipe my butt but I don’t care.

14. I don’t feel guilty about getting free medical care because of my obesity.

15. Fat people are now the new Niggers.

Tally your score!

What your score means.




0 – 10 =  Little to  no fattitude. Move to Sparta and worship MeMe Roth.

10 – 20 = A shadow of fattitude. You will eat tasty food as long as it is healthy.  You still pick health and social responsibility over food but you will have a slice of birthday cake.




20 – 30 = A  loud whisper of fattitude. You did pig out once on Thanksgiving but went straight to the gym on Friday but went for pizza after that. Most of your eating is mindful but you will feast now and again.

30 – 40 =  Moderate fattitude. You often have seconds and desert. You say that you rarely eat fast food but that is not true. You still cook often but you avoid rabbit food.

40 – 50 =  Major fattitude. You go to fast food restaurants and while you eat salads you add lots of cheese and dressing. You have few meals at the dinner table and rarely use a knife fork or spoon.

50 – 60 = Uber  fattitude. You have pig outs with friends regularly and you waddle. Your C-PAP machine is your best buddy.

60 – 70 = Mega fattitude. You have often polished off an entire bag of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. Food is your God. You really know how to throw your weight around and you do it well. Everytime you take a dump it’s a tripple flusher.

70 – 75 = Ultimate fattitude. You know that vegetables are what food eats. You proudly strut or wheel your fat self around. You are large and in charge. You make Kate Harding look like a fat hater and the patients at the Brookhaven Obesity Clinic look like runts. You have reached the Belly Boy class of obesity and fattitude and you deserve a hearty BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA and a couple of pies.

How to Increase Your Fattitude


The Famous Belly Boy Burger

1. EAT! It sounds a bit simplistic but the more you eat the more you will want to eat.

2. Watch shows about food. Food shows are like porn for fat people. Seeing food and people eating while making yummy sounds increases your desire for food just as watching porn increases your desire for sex.

3. Hang out with fat people and eat with them. This is fun and you will discover new foods and new fat freinds. While it is good to eat alone it’s better to eat with other fatlings. Fattitude is contagious.

4. Use a power chair whether you need it or not. Not only will riding in a power chair or scooter save calories it will increase your sloth. Remember, live smart not hard.

 
5. Know that you are entitled and get all the freebies that you can. Learning how to milk the system even before you become too fat to work will give you the skills you will need to navigate the social service maze.

Follow these five steps and before you know it you will have supersized your fattitude.

Leave your score in the comments section.

Gluttony: Glorious Glorious Gluttony

Definition: Gluttony is the willful and insatiable desire to over consume, excessively elevate, and be preoccupied with that which Belly God created for good. It is more interested in consuming than in what is being consumed.

Fat Guys vs Fat Girls

Where should I begin?

Fat men are jolly.

Fat girls are bitchy.

Fat men don't judge lean men. In fact we like hanging around them so that we can get their rejects. Fat girls hate skinny chicks and see them as "the competition". Fat girls rarely hang out with skinny girls. Fat girls usually travel in pods like whales.

Fat men are unabashed gluttons. Fat girls are gluttony deniers.




Fat men accept their obesity and gluttony.

Fat girls are lie about their gluttony and they lie to themselves about how they really look.

Men have low standards. There are a lot of men who would pork a fat girl but damn few women who would fuck a fat guy.

Click here to read the Confessions Of A Fat Girl Dating A Skinny Guy

EAT EAT EAT... GO GO GLUTONS... Obesity Stats

Obesity Stats

OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!

Give yourselves a big hand fellow gluttons!

Glutton: A Poem to the Glory of Gluttony

Glutton: A poem to the glory of gluttony

Glutton by Fat Bastard



G is for the giant portions I eat.


L is for the lust I have for food


U is for my uber underbelly



TT is for the teeth that help me chew


O is for my over eating nature

N is for the nastiness of me

Put it all together it spells GLUTTON.



Something that I really love to be.

I hope our readers enjoyed this poem. I'm happy top report that my appetite is slowly returning and soon I will be back to my piggy proportions soon. This will be a wonderful journey in unbridled food lust or as the crazy cunts in the FA movement say HAES (Health At Every Size). Who's going to me the first reader to give me an OINK!