Tuesday, July 2, 2013

America's Newest Secret Weapon: Pizza for Peace

Pizza is a great food and when people are eating it they are always happy. Happy people don't want to fight. The US military knows this and are now having their soldiers trained by Little Ceasars Pizza delivery boys. Instead of soldiers delivering a burst of .223 rounds from their M-16s to their enemies they are now delivering hot and tasty pizza and wings to the enemy in hope that they will sit down with them for a Coke and a slice.

The next time a cruise missile or a drone flies over the Middle East instead of dropping  bomblets or firing deadly missiles it will be dropping stuffed crust pizza, 2 liter Pepsi, and Buffalo wings. Think of it as pizza pie parabellum.

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