SAVE THE THINLINGS!
I’m sure the man hating loons of the old and irrelevant and maladroit NAAFA style fat acceptance will cry traitor at this article I am about to write. OK girls, let’s hear your simpleminded, predictable and nonsensical diatribes. Our faithful readers will give them the drubbing they deserve. Fat Bastard will shoot down your half baked boneheaded logic with one brain tied behind his back. Bring it on you crazy bitches.
Unlike the crazy hate mongering paranoid yeast beasts of NAAFA and the old fat acceptance those of us in the new fat acceptance don’t think that everyone is out to get fat people and then again men and even sissified fat men don’t go through life with the tragic victim mentality so typical with fat girls.
As we all know Americans have taken the lead in most everything. We won the space race and now we lead the world in consumption. Americans are by far the world’s greatest consumers. I can proudly say that Americans are the worlds biggest and greediest gluttons. Our greedy gluttony has made the US the engine of the world’s economy and that is a good thing. Greed and gluttony are good but can we have too much of a good thing? I didn’t think so but unlike people like Kate Harding the numbers don’t lie. I am pleased as punch that 73% of Americans are fat or obese but it really does appear that we are rapidly reaching a tipping point. In my opinion and in the opinion of many other experts America may actually be getting too fat. The bottom line is, we soon will not have enough thinlings to serve the needs of the fatlings.
Lets start with the military, national security and combat readiness. Fatlings rely on cheap gasoline for their gluttonous SUVs. With our military getting too fat to fight soon the US will not be able to assure a secure and affordable supply of petroleum. This will impact more negatively on fatlings than on thinlings. Thinlings will do as the do now. They will buy smaller fuel efficient cars, motor scooters and they will walk. The following excerpts from the latest Pentagon report illuminates this frightening problem.
Pentagon Report Shows Obesity In U.S. Military Doubled Since 2003
Fatling Soldier
Julie Farby – AHN Reporter
Washington, DC (AHN) – A new Pentagon study finds that the number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, another example of the stress and strains of continuing combat deployments.
According to the report, “Stress, fat spouses and return from deployment were the most frequently cited reasons for gaining weight. The largest increase in diagnoses of overweight and obese troops came in the last five years.”
Proud FA commentary: I live in a military town and I pork many military wives and as the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog, NAAFA and Bigger Fatter Politics know, I used to only pork fat women.
The report, published in the January edition of the Defense Department’s Medical Surveillance Monthly Report, raises concerns about military’s ability to meet increasing levels of demand.
The number of service members diagnosed as overweight increased after 2003, according to the study, and today nearly one in 20 are diagnosed as clinically overweight.
The weight-gain trend is not the only trend to develop within the military after six years of war and back-to-back deployments. Other trends include steadily rising suicides and divorce rates among soldiers and Marines and increased prescription drug use in the Army.
“Overweight/obesity is a significant military medical concern because it is associated with decreased military operational effectiveness,” the study said.
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7014026098#ixzz0JDn5uOCW&D
Is our police force becoming too fat to serve and protect?
Officer Rotunda Watts enjoying a snack.
The thin blue line is quickly becoming the thick blue line as portly pig police pack on pounds.
Motor officer Heapo Calorie
Officer Don Donutto
The thinlings are fighting back because as we know thinlings pay more in taxes than fatlings so they are pissed. Folks, it hurts to say this but it needs to be said. Thinlings are taking punitive measures to get rid of obese cops.
BELLY BOY NOTE:
ReplyDeleteI support law enforcement fully, of course. However, I think we need to do a better job of preventing and ELIMINATING rape inside of our prisons. They need to be violence-free, so that prisoners are safe and can focus on rehabilitation, and also because this will help stop prisons from being places that make criminals even worse.
BELLY BOY
"Too Obese To Police"
ReplyDeleteToo Obese... Too obese to Police and Too Obese to shit [x3]
Sweat running all over my ass crack I don't shit no!
I just press harder (Yea!) than I ever did before going for
The brownie blow that I have in store in my blwel (bowel) and I know
That i'm makin it I gotta get mine and nobody's takin it away with a flush plunger it down and hear that gush
(No!) cause Fat Bastard don't play that you try to get an enema boy you better step back freeze (freeze) cause
You don't want none I grunt for my feces and you look
Weak son (real weak) yea!... i'm goin for all that I can shit!
There is no way that I Fat Bastard would be anyone's bitch.
Proud FA has had aversion therapy so he no longer has a desire to pork fat girls. If you recall, Proud FA was molested by a fat baby sitter and her fat friends and he became promiscuous and ended up porking sometime 10 fat girls a day. He invented the famous NAAFA convention Pig Pen and the Bay of Pigs hot tub orgies.
When Proud's sister had her baby Proud became a stellar uncle and he realized that he wanted to be a father someday. I introduced Proud to Thinnette. Originally I wanted to bone Thinnette but there was no chemistry between us. She really liked Proud and they got along famously but he could not bring himself to bone her. After therapy Proud realized that having carnal lust for a woman did not make her a slut. Proud's mother was thin like Thinnette so as you can see he was conflicted.
Now he is ok with having carnal feeling for Thinnette. He no longer has the urge to pork fat girls and has no desire to be with a slut. Me, I, Fat Bastard love sluts.
Right, but the quote from Proud FA said that he lives in a military town and porks the wives of military guys. As in, the present tense, meaning that he still does that, meaning that he is not being loyal to Thinnette. Unless it was an old quote, or if you made a mistake and forgot to use past tense. That's why I was confused.
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I know that women of all sizes throw themselves at Proud. They always have. I hope he's not back sliding and porking anyone other than Thinette.
ReplyDeleteFor men, we are either cheaters or loyal guys. Usually the only loyal guys are nerds and obese men who have low self esteem and feel like we have few options. So it would not surprise me if the lure of fresh thin woman pussy has been drawing Proud FA. After all, him banging his thin girlfriend could have awakened him sexually, making him realize that there is an entire world of thin women out there for him to have sex with- why stop with just his one nice girlfriend who loves him, when there are plenty of easy sluts waiting to be filled up with jizz?
DeleteBeing a cheater is like being fat. You can change your ways, sure, but it does not change who you are on the inside and over time you will feel The Calling and go back to your original ways, unless you manage to find salvation through the healing power of the Right Honorable Reverend Big Lard Ass. The reverend stands at the crossroads between obesity and anorexia, love and hate, virtue and sin - it is only through his healing ways that a man can step outside of himself and enter the true path of enlightenment - The Way of the Faedari, blessings and peace be upon it always.
Belly Boy, getting philosophical
P.S. Faedari is definitely NOT a cult. The Reverend stresses this every sermon.
Proud FA wants kids and he wants their mom to be healthy so that don't come out all fucked up.
DeleteI don't think we fatling have low self-esteem. I think we are told that we do. If you want to see low self esteem look at those hot sexy pro ana girls.
Rev BLA is a living God who represents the Yin and the Yang. He represents the duality. That is his greatness.
Proud FA does want kids and their mom to be good. However, it is extremely difficult for a man to go from banging every fat chick that moves, to banging only one skinny chick. The natural tendency would be for him to lust after the many skinny women available to him. I'm not saying that that is what he is doing necessarily, but since the quote said in the present tense in terms of him sleeping with army wives, that does raise my suspicions.
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